# Who has the most perfect breasts in Hollywood? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 27, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212 "2002-12-27T19:32:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/1 "2002-12-27T19:32:52Z")
Denise Richards or Natasha Hendstrich? I can’t decide. Denise was showing the guns in full force in Wild Things and they were nice, but Natashas spread in Stuff magazine has me wondering who would win in a battle of the breasts? If you think someone else has better breasts than these fine girls then feel free to post, but it is doubtful that there are any 4 more perfect breasts in hollywood today. ---
**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/2 "2002-12-27T19:36:02Z")
between the 2, denise… but the best… well that would be liz hurley… ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/3 "2002-12-27T19:38:11Z")
[Jennifer Connelly](http://www.framingwarehouse.co.za/products/1.00000001718.Jennifer.Connelly.-.Portrait.jpg). Game.Set.Match. Thanks for playing. ---
**Author:** ![Rider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dc4da7/32.png) [@Rider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rider)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/4 "2002-12-27T19:47:37Z")
John Goodman ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/5 "2002-12-27T20:00:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stinkpalm \* > \*\*Denise Richards or Natasha Hendstrich? I can’t decide. Denise was showing the guns in full force in Wild Things and they were nice, but Natashas spread in Stuff magazine has me wondering who would win in a battle of the breasts? > > If you think someone else has better breasts than these fine girls then feel free to post, but it is doubtful that there are any 4 more perfect breasts in hollywood today. \*\* MY GOD, FINALLY AN AWE-INSPIRING THREAD!!! Out of those two, I would have to say Natasha, based on a variety of factors. 1. She has shown them much more than Richards. 2. She has appeared completely naked, on screen, for a longer period of time than Richards. 3. Her breasts do not appear to be fake, which I immediately though when I saw Richards in Wild Things. 4. Her nipples are nice. 5. Her breasts are the perfect size; not too large and not too small. about a hand in a half full. 6. They _appear_ lusciuosly soft. 7. The bounce perfectly, the entire breast going in one fluid motion, first up and then down. Now…Does she have Hollywood’s most perfect breasts? I used to think so. However, as of late, some tough competitors have come to light. In the real breast category: 1. Elizabeth Hurly. 2. Jessica Alba (_she hasn’t shown them, but they **have** to be nice._ 3. Madonna-the qualifier being, during the late 80’s, early 90’s. I know that she has nipples that are just a little too small, but for my money she’s got a sweet rack. 4. Alissa Milano 5. Angelina Jolie: Say what you want about her mental state, but **DAMN** have you seen Gia? Alright, enough said. Fake Breasts: 1. Jenna Jameson: Early 90’s. No better nipple existed. Also the contrast between the tan of her lower breast and her upper breast was esquisit. 2. Brook Burke: The tightest body, followed up by the tightest titties. 3. Charisma Carpenter: I haven’t seen 'em, I’m not entirely sure that their fake, but they _have_ to be nice. 4. Christina Aguilera: Another no-shower. While they aren’t the near the nicest, and her body is that of a twelve year old boys, I felt that I should include her because **she didn’t make them huge**. Which is a tendency of women in Hollywood. This list is by no means complete and represents only one man’s opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/6 "2002-12-27T20:39:34Z")
Halle Berry looks pretty good to me. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/7 "2002-12-27T20:43:31Z")
Tia Carrera’s looked pretty good in her Playboy spread… ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/8 "2002-12-27T21:22:21Z")
mmmmm…Alissa Milano ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/9 "2002-12-27T21:24:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*MY GOD, FINALLY AN AWE-INSPIRING THREAD!!! > This list is by no means complete and represents only one man’s opinion. \*\* You know Meatros that thread listing things that you do better than, or have more information about than 99.9% of the rest of the planet is still open. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/10 "2002-12-27T21:27:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pablito \* > \*\*Halle Berry looks pretty good to me. \*\* Now, I agree, in clothes, Halle is smoking hot. However, in the film “Sword Fish” her breasts were a little on the malnurished side. I don’t know there was something unappealing to them…Now, in Monster’s ball, I’d have to give her +5 points for her naked buttocks alone. In other words, until I am holding them in my hands, I’m withholding judgement 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/11 "2002-12-27T21:31:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*You know Meatros that thread listing things that you do better than, or have more information about than 99.9% of the rest of the planet is still open. 😃 \*\* 😃 hey, when it comes to breasts, I’m a harsh judge. I know what I like:D Although, I pale in comparison to say…Mr. Skin. ---
**Author:** ![BonoVox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@BonoVox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BonoVox)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/12 "2002-12-28T01:46:59Z")
Links!!! How can I be an impartial judge without links? ---
**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/13 "2002-12-28T02:04:17Z")
Of those two Denise. But I’d say there are better. How about Heather Grahm? She showed more then her boobies in that one movie. Mmmm. And how about that girl from 7th Heaven. I forgot her name. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/14 "2002-12-28T02:27:32Z")
I never get tired of freeze framing Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/15 "2002-12-28T02:31:57Z")
I just wanted to pop in and say **Meatros** , that was one of the best and most informative breast exposés I’ve seen in awhile. 😃 (you’re hilarious!) ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/16 "2002-12-28T03:42:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BonoVox \* > \*\*Links!!! How can I be an impartial judge without links? \*\* You really want porn links?? Cause, I could give you porn links…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/17 "2002-12-28T03:46:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Splanky \* > \*\*Of those two Denise. But I’d say there are better. How about Heather Grahm? She showed more then her boobies in that one movie. Mmmm. And how about that girl from 7th Heaven. I forgot her name. \*\* You know, I was going to mention Heather Graham. Her boogie-nights work was an excellent chance to see her acting chops. Why, when she was stripped while on skate-I was almost moved to tears because of the beauty and fluidity of her movements.😃 However, her next film should be even better. The thing with her though is she’s just a touch pale-and not in a good way. Rose Mcgowan is pale in a **good** way. Forgive me for TMI, but her pink nipples are saliva-inducing. I can get a pudgy just by staring at her. Her taste in men however is distressing. Marilyn Manson:eek: ?? Mmmm…but them dirty pillows. Those are art… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/18 "2002-12-28T03:48:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Splanky \* > \*\*Of those two Denise. But I’d say there are better. How about Heather Grahm? She showed more then her boobies in that one movie. Mmmm. And how about that girl from 7th Heaven. I forgot her name. \*\* 70th heaven-Jessica Beal. She’s another one high up there. She’s got it all, looks, a touch of elegant class, and a body that could induce heart-attacks. I was a little distressed by her “gear” photo’s, I mean wasn’t she 17? She made me feel as though I were a dirty pervert for her being underage. It didn’t, however, stop me from oogling her pictures… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/19 "2002-12-28T03:49:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by superbee \* > \*\*I never get tired of freeze framing Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places. \*\* That was a good scene, but when she was in True Lies, damn, if they had a “nipple” slip scene, I’m sure that another 10 million in the box office would have been the difference. Just my opinion though… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/20 "2002-12-28T03:50:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jazzmine \* > \*\*I just wanted to pop in and say **Meatros** , that was one of the best and most informative breast exposés I’ve seen in awhile. > > 😃 > > (you’re hilarious!) \*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212.md?page=2)