# Who has the most perfect breasts in Hollywood? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 27, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212 "2002-12-27T19:32:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Badge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Badge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badge)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/41 "2002-12-29T15:39:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ~Sky~ \* > \*\*I have thought of having a reduction myself. I guess that makes some of you shutter. LOL \*\* Not necessarily (though, as a rule, that just seems _ **wrong** _. However, if you’ll post some pictures, we’ll be happy to give you our expert opinions. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/42 "2002-12-29T16:04:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*This is the thread for screwing up women’s names it seems… > > Jennifer Beals > Teri Hatcher > > :rolleyes: > > And we all know that Alec Baldwin has the most perfect breasts in Hollywood. > > _sheesh_ \*\* Are you confusing Jennifer Beals with Jessica Biel? The similarity is definitely in name only, not in the area that this thread addresses. ---
**Author:** ![Goofus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7feea3/32.png) [@Goofus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goofus)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/43 "2002-12-29T17:27:08Z")
Uma Thurman. Especially at the 2002 Oscars. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/44 "2002-12-29T20:11:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by unwashed brain \* > \*\*Helen shows them in a love scene with Eric Stoltz in a movie called “The Waterdance”. Screen caps are available all over the net. Do a quick search for them and get back to me. > > I included Sharon Stone because they looked so good in the past and because they still looked good in “If These Walls Could Talk 2”(a 2000 HBO film), in which she has a love scene with Ellen DeGeneres. > > I purposefully didn’t include supermodels because I thought the OP was only looking for “women in hollywood”. Barring the forgettable guest appearances the two superladies you mentioned have made, I don’t think they qualify. Also, you were remiss in excluding Gisele “the body” Bundchen. 😉 \*\* I do want to point out that Tyra Banks has been in a few movies: Higher Learning and a few others. You know, I had forgotten about “if these walls could talk”. You do have a point there. I also want to add that Ellen DeGeneres’ breasts were fantastic in that movie too. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/45 "2002-12-29T20:13:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Padeye \* > \*_I know all those words but that doesn’t make any sense in english. Then again I thought Woody was running the wrong way in the giant breast scene in Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex_ > > At any rate I’m a bit suprised no one has mentioned Dana Delany but her career seems to have been less than stellar since she showed off the girls in _Exit to Eden_ > \*But were afraid to ask. \*\* Breasts can be too big, if you ask me. Dana Delany is another fine choice. Exit to Eden had plenty of “excellent” footage of her. She also has perfectly porportioned and shaped breasts. Her nipples are nice too. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/46 "2002-12-29T20:16:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ~Sky~ \* > \*\*I am not an expert as you guys are and I am not really that interested… but what about Janet Jackson? > > I have thought of having a reduction myself. I guess that makes some of you shutter. LOL \*\* For me, breasts can be too large. A nice breast is a nice breast though. For example: Bridget Fonda. To me, she has nice breasts, they might be a little small for some other folks, but it’s all about shape…well that’s not true, it’s about texture too, but I gotta face facts, I ain’t ever going to have a chance to touch any of the fine breasts I have mentioned… ☹ Now I’m sad… Janet Jackson. Hmm…Sorry, she doesn’t do it for me. She screams of plastic, which isn’t always a bad thing, but in her case (to me) it is. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/47 "2002-12-29T20:18:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Goofus \* > \*\*Uma Thurman. > > Especially at the 2002 Oscars. > > 😃 \*\* Naw, if you’re going to bring up Uma, mention her from that blind movie (Jennifer 8) or from Baron Munchhowsers adventure (?). She’s nice but I think she’s a tad tall-which don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t detract from her chest, but it does play with the porportions a little bit. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/48 "2002-12-29T20:20:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragwyr \* > \*\*If we start delving into the realm of porn, I’d say that I like Chloe Vevrier, Kerrie Marie, and Lindsey McKenzie, all of whom have very shapely ta-ta’s that are 100% natural. \*\* I say include only porn stars who’s name would be recognizable (such as Jenna Jameson), because otherwise no one would know who you’re talking about. Sure a quick search would provide a lot of hits… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/49 "2002-12-29T20:23:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by unwashed brain \* > \*\*I purposefully didn’t include supermodels because I thought the OP was only looking for “women in hollywood”. Barring the forgettable guest appearances the two superladies you mentioned have made, I don’t think they qualify. Also, you were remiss in excluding Gisele “the body” Bundchen. 😉 \*\* Yes, I have sinned for not mentioning Gisele, but for some reason I figured that I would set an artificial limit of two for Victoria Secret models. I think it would be a tough fight between Gisele and Klum (Tyra, at least as far as breasts goes, is automatically number 1 in the VS department). I finally picked Klum over Gisele because her breasts were fuller and matched her body more…\* - Okay, the fact that she hasn’t boned Leonard DiCaprio might have given her an edge too… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/50 "2002-12-29T20:24:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*I say include only porn stars who’s name would be recognizable (such as Jenna Jameson), because otherwise no one would know who you’re talking about. Sure a quick search would provide a lot of hits… \*\* I was thinking about adding Janine to the list, being as she might be recognizable from Blink 182’s album cover, but she’s still a little obscure. FWIW though, she has absolutely nummy nipples. Perfect color of pink, highlighted by a nice surrounding orb.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/51 "2002-12-30T01:25:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*I say include only porn stars who’s name would be recognizable (such as Jenna Jameson), because otherwise no one would know who you’re talking about. Sure a quick search would provide a lot of hits… \*\* How about Tera Patrick? If you know who she is, you KNOW what I mean! I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh, please. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/52 "2002-12-30T01:36:23Z")
Some very fine breasts have been mentioned here. I must admit that Natasha Henstridge has a great pair (until they turned into grean tentacles) And Heather Graham is fantastic. I’m also quite partial to Charlize Theron’s breasts. I dunno, there are just too many to pick one perfect pair… ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/53 "2002-12-30T04:35:19Z")
Ok, I’m pleased to be able to return to this thread and happy to add some more insights (and questions for the experts)– someone asked about Helen Hunt and not having enough evidence to judge by: did you see her in “As Good as it Gets”? when she had walked up to Jack Nicholson’s apartment soaking wet from the rain in a white t-shirt? Oh my god. simply beautiful. and what about the actress who played the blue morphing body in “X-men”? Rebecca something-or-other: perfect breasts. and a personal favorite is the sleepy-eyed, big lower-lipped Victoria Secret model, you know the one I mean (but whose name I can’t remember)–she’s older and a little bigger, ‘normal’ sized body than most of the VS models. Damn. what is her name? she has fantastic breasts. And I’d just like to add that everyone (two?) mentioned here in this thread are beautiful in her own right; in fact, I love just about every woman’s breasts. And I’m not even a ‘breast-man’. Except, nix on Janet Jackson. they look like they’d be lost without the super-tight, 3-size-too-small covers she wraps them in. unsightly bulging, if you know what I mean; assymetric; no shape of their own. Just not my type. And they can definitely be too-big. My ideal is somewhere around a firm C, or a shade smaller. Depends mostly on the woman who owns them, though. ---
**Author:** ![Harry\_Lime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Harry\_Lime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harry_Lime)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/54 "2002-12-30T07:05:59Z")
Alyssa Milano is my personal favorite celeb babe. I would lick her between her toes. Having established my _bona fides_, I have to point out that she has implants. They’re astonishingly good ones, probably the best in Hollywood, but if that sort of thing really turns you off, I just though you should know. I couldn’t care less: she always looks amazing to these eyes. In the category of perfection, I must point out two women who I didn’t see mentioned in a medium quick run through of this thread: Gretchen Mol (watch **Forever Mine** ) and Penelope Cruz (watch **Open Your Eyes** ). Sheer mammarian perfection, both. Ditto on Tera Patrick. Her whole body is completely astounding and she’s knee-bucklingly gorgeous, too. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/55 "2002-12-30T07:56:11Z")
Here’s a link… [These](http://www.ampsworld.com/images/sal003.jpg) are great breasts. You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/56 "2002-12-30T10:44:39Z")
While I’m mostly in agreement with the [Connely](http://www.microsaft.com/jc/images/j-connelly_msc-yc07.jpg) Game-Set-Match I would be remiss were I not to honor the twin temples that are possibly the… [Best](http://www.maxximania.com/lcnet/nude/pictures/lcnude091.jpg). [Boobies](http://www.maxximania.com/lcnet/nude/pictures/lcnude078.jpg). [Ever](http://www.maxximania.com/lcnet/nude/pictures/lcnude074.jpg). She does have [another side](http://www.maxximania.com/lcnet/nude/pictures/lcnude042.jpg) as well… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/57 "2002-12-30T12:37:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tangent \* > \*\*How about Tera Patrick? If you know who she is, you KNOW what I mean! > > I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh, please. \*\* I know who you mean, and I agree, she does have some nice ample “attractions”. Shit, she’s hot all over. Nice and natural!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/58 "2002-12-30T12:38:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Khadaji \* > \*\*Some very fine breasts have been mentioned here. I must admit that Natasha Henstridge has a great pair (until they turned into grean tentacles) And Heather Graham is fantastic. I’m also quite partial to Charlize Theron’s breasts. I dunno, there are just too many to pick one perfect pair… \*\* As far as Charlize Theron goes, I’d give her a solid B, B+ in the breast department. Where she shine is her ass. That girl did some step aerobics or something because it’s breathtakingly shaply.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/59 "2002-12-30T12:43:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CheapBastid \* > **While I’m mostly in agreement with the [Connely](http://www.microsaft.com/jc/images/j-connelly_msc-yc07.jpg) Game-Set-Match I would be remiss were I not to honor the twin temples that are possibly the…** Laetitia Casta-I have to give you credit on this one. Not only is she hot, foreign, and a model, she has perfect breasts! In fact, IIRC, didn’t France threaten to protest if she moved her mammaries out of the country? Now that’s what I call home team support. Her nipples are nice, slightly puffy, pink, and her breasts look _so_ soft, almost like cotton candy.😃 I don’t understand the Jennifer Connelly attraction-Yes, she’s hot and has nice breasts, but am I to infer that you would rather snuggle her tubs as opposed to Tyra Banks, or another hot ladies tubs? ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212/60 "2002-12-30T13:47:10Z")
Jennifer Anniston. And now shes’ going to have a baby, who will probably breast fed. Lucky bastard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-most-perfect-breasts-in-hollywood/145212.md?page=4)