# Who has the nicest breasts? A pictorial comparison **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2013, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482 "2013-09-10T05:40:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/1 "2013-09-10T05:40:56Z")
I’m tempted to give it to the [bigger, younger ones, but the mature set isn’t bad either](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2416185/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Wladimir-Klitschko-exchange-shirtless-muscles-pictures-Twitter.html). What are you thoughts on the matter? ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/2 "2013-09-10T05:43:35Z")
I call foul! You should have said that these were male breasts. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/3 "2013-09-10T06:03:19Z")
> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > I call foul! You should have said that these were male breasts. Crude sexism does not become you. You should love all breasts. ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/4 "2013-09-10T06:12:48Z")
\*nicer gotta use the comparative if it’s just two ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/5 "2013-09-10T06:13:05Z")
How about some [tits](https://www.google.com/search?q=boobies&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ubcuUpr2AoaD2QXDroCoCw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1202&bih=785#q=tits+birds&tbm=isch&imgdii=_)? ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/6 "2013-09-10T07:07:43Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > How about some [tits](https://www.google.com/search?q=boobies&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ubcuUpr2AoaD2QXDroCoCw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1202&bih=785#q=tits+birds&tbm=isch&imgdii=_)? You could at least show us some [female tits](https://www.google.com/search?q=female+tits+birds&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=4MQuUqbFHYOEiAfHwYHQBQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=618). ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/7 "2013-09-10T07:41:19Z")
A pair of [nice tits](http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p157/Floater_photo/funny_pics-tits.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/8 "2013-09-10T13:04:34Z")
Neither is my type. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/9 "2013-09-10T13:08:32Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Who has the nicest breasts? Bo Pilgrim. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/10 "2013-09-10T13:12:57Z")
KFC ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/11 "2013-09-10T13:23:22Z")
When my son was 13ish, he showed me a picture on his phone that someone in his class sent him. Yep, a girl sent him a picture of her small, developing breasts. It freaked me out, but I remained calm and explained to him why it wasn’t a good idea to have the picture on his phone. Then I realized his concerned/fearful expression was covering up his OMG I fooled dad expression. The picture was of an overweight preteen boy’s boobs. I’m so happy that my kids are grown up. ---
**Author:** ![Bozuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@Bozuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bozuit)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/12 "2013-09-10T14:02:01Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > How about some [tits](https://www.google.com/search?q=boobies&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ubcuUpr2AoaD2QXDroCoCw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1202&bih=785#q=tits+birds&tbm=isch&imgdii=_)? Not bad, but you can’t beat [a pair of boobies](http://www.mashipura.com/site/uploads/data/image/gallery/947.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/13 "2013-09-10T14:20:18Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > You could at least show us some [female tits](https://www.google.com/search?q=female+tits+birds&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=4MQuUqbFHYOEiAfHwYHQBQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=618). Sexist! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/14 "2013-09-10T14:22:20Z")
> [@Bozuit](#): > > Not bad, but you can’t beat [a pair of boobies](http://www.mashipura.com/site/uploads/data/image/gallery/947.jpg). Why do the blues get all the press? [Great Boobies!](https://www.google.com/search?q=red+footed+booby&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=6iovUt_yMsfW2QXZsYDwCA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1202&bih=785) ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/15 "2013-09-10T14:53:29Z")
Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/16 "2013-09-10T15:14:39Z")
> [@Bozuit](#): > > Not bad, but you can’t beat [a pair of boobies](http://www.mashipura.com/site/uploads/data/image/gallery/947.jpg). Sheesh, and it’s obvious that they’ve got that “My eyes are up HERE!” look. Shame on you. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/17 "2013-09-10T15:54:58Z")
Here’s an [award-winner](http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31600000/Michael-Phelps-Breaststroke-michael-phelps-31663223-1024-768.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/18 "2013-09-10T17:32:05Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Crude sexism does not become you. You should love all breasts. Even the hairy ones. ---
**Author:** ![smee\_goan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@smee\_goan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smee_goan)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/19 "2013-09-10T18:18:05Z")
Ahrnold in a speedo > **[Totally Looks Like](https://cheezburger.com/3262952192)** > > \- Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/20 "2013-09-10T21:21:46Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS. I’ve got 5 internets that say this thread didn’t go the way you thought it would go from reading the OT. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482.md?page=2)