# Who has the nicest breasts?  A pictorial comparison

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 10, 2013, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482 "2013-09-10T05:40:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/21 "2013-09-11T01:11:08Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> I call foul! You should have said that these were male breasts.

The correct description would be [_he-boobies_](http://www.derfcity.com/images/archive/recentstuff/heboob3.gif).

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/22 "2013-09-11T22:04:10Z")

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I clicked through 21 posts and still didn’t get to see any real [hooters](https://www.google.com/search?q=hooters&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari#hl=en&q=owl+images&biv=i%7C0%3Bd%7CRaobG-eILBOUKM%3A).

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**Author:** ![CWN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@CWN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CWN)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/23 "2013-09-11T22:13:54Z")

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Ah come on, You all know he means[Knockers](https://www.google.com/search?q=knockers&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=GeowUtfjIJKl4AObuIGACg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1066&bih=516&dpr=1#q=door+knockers&tbm=isch)!

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/24 "2013-09-11T23:12:04Z")

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Jugs, dammit. [Jugs](http://cinemeccanica.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/btsjugsbig1.jpg?w=600).

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/25 "2013-09-12T01:16:21Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> The correct description would be [_he-boobies_](http://www.derfcity.com/images/archive/recentstuff/heboob3.gif).

No. The proper term is “moobs”.

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/26 "2013-09-12T01:18:20Z")

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> [@CWN](#):
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> Ah come on, You all know he means[Knockers](https://www.google.com/search?q=knockers&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=GeowUtfjIJKl4AObuIGACg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1066&bih=516&dpr=1#q=door+knockers&tbm=isch)!

[What knockers!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTw1lzxTAis)

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-nicest-breasts-a-pictorial-comparison/668482/27 "2013-09-12T02:03:38Z")

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Okay, I’ll do it.

[Retarded Policeman #9: Boobies!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY)

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