# Who hasn't posted in a Sequential Thread?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 17, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928 "2008-01-17T20:48:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/81 "2008-01-31T13:26:56Z")

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\*\*Yo ho! I’m back.

Nobody goes there anymore  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/82 "2008-01-31T13:44:52Z")

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\*\*You have 10 minutes left to live. . .  
Let’s get creative! \*\*

Better be good. You only get one chance…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/83 "2008-01-31T13:51:17Z")

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\*\* Wow, online dating actually works!

Most Obvious Phishing Attempt Ever!!

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/84 "2008-01-31T14:32:31Z")

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\*\*Former McDonald’s Employees - What are you doing now?

No, you’re not writing haikus\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/85 "2008-01-31T14:46:59Z")

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\*\*Is this place full of Gay men?

I’m new here

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Please note that these were both started by the same person.

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/86 "2008-01-31T14:47:58Z")

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I have a threefer from New Posts!

\*\* I’m new here

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Is this place full of Gay men? 

Anal Fisting **
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/87 "2008-01-31T14:50:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I have a threefer from New Posts!
> 
> I’m new here
> 
> Is this place full of Gay men?
> 
> Anal Fisting

And note that the third entry, as well, is by the same person.  
I see a trend here…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/88 "2008-01-31T14:52:14Z")

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\*\*What’re the worst and best celebrity headlines you can possibly imagine?

Brokeback Mountain - The Story of Two Jerks  
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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/89 "2008-01-31T14:56:08Z")

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\*\*Cal \*\* - you’re right. I just noticed it’s the same poster…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/90 "2008-01-31T14:57:20Z")

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\*\*You have 10 minutes left to live. . .

My dog managed not to die

\*\*

Find out what the dog did!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/91 "2008-01-31T16:19:11Z")

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\*\*Plane on a treadmill  
Physicists Phreak Out. Pioneer Probes SLOWING DOWN! Newslink  
\*\*  
Pioneer is on a treadmill!

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/92 "2008-01-31T20:31:28Z")

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\*\*So what have I missed?  
Where in the world did THAT come from? \*\*

Two things not to say to the policeman who clocked you doing 80 on I-5.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/93 "2008-01-31T21:33:39Z")

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\*\*Plane on a treadmill  
What inanimate object do you support for president? \*\*

Plane on a treadmill for president!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/94 "2008-02-01T13:32:11Z")

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\*\* Describe it in three words  
No, you’re not writing haikus \*\*

Quick! Someone come up with a three work Haiku

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/95 "2008-02-01T18:55:04Z")

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\*\*Ladies: How would you react if one of your friends offered to pay to see you naked?  
Calling all Wives! Opinions requested! \*\*

\*\*Have you ever killed someone?  
Someone murders your spouse or child. Can you imagine yourself NOT taking vengeance? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/96 "2008-02-01T20:11:44Z")

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\*\*Attention: Cat Folk  
Ya’ll are invading my dreams! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/97 "2008-02-01T20:50:14Z")

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\*\*Would you rather…  
Do something crazy. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/98 "2008-02-02T00:49:16Z")

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\*\*I’m getting married tomorrow!  
And my taxes are DONE! \*\*

Excellent! Clean sheet, start as you mean to go on. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/99 "2008-02-03T18:30:05Z")

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\*\*Anybody know a Lolita?  
Do you have good taste? \*\*

What, do you want me to fix you up on a date?

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hasnt-posted-in-a-sequential-thread/433928/100 "2008-02-03T19:46:23Z")

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\*\*What inanimate object do you support for president?  
Bacon Weave! \*\*

Mmmmm, bacon!  
**D’oh! Late realizations.  
I’m getting married tomorrow!**

How’d that sneak up on me?

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