Well, I suppose the “why” starts off with a lack of opportunity. Like I said, I was born in California, but my family moved when I was six months old, to New Mexico. Ever since then, I’ve lived in NM or Texas. My extended family all live in inland states: Arizona, Colorado, and Minnesota. At the very closest, getting from anywhere I’ve lived to a coastline would take, what, 15 hours, one way? Without a solid reason to go there, that’s just not gonna happen. My brother recently moved to Sacramento, but I doubt a trip out thataway is in the near future.
It’s not that I haven’t traveled. I’ve been all over the plains and midwest, pretty well everywhere in a rough quadrilateral from Arizona to Montana to Illinois to Louisiana. I’ve been to the DC/Maryland/Virginia area twice; the first time was during high school under strictly controlled conditions, so I couldn’t just take off on my own, and the second time was during an extremely freezing March, so a trip to the beach wasn’t on the itinerary. And I’ve been to Orlando once, but didn’t get near the ocean.
I’m assuming, by the way, that the Gulf of Mexico isn’t considered “ocean” precisely, although I’ve never seen that either. “What,” you say, “you live in Texas and you’ve never been to the Gulf?” Well, no. Texas is freakin’ huge. It takes all day to drive from one end to the other. And I’m up in the panhandle. So, until I have a reason to go, I won’t be heading that way, either.
And finally, there’s the additional factor that all my life I’ve been an enormous pasty land-whale-esque chunk of manmatter, which means swimwear isn’t my wardrobe of choice. That being the case, I don’t look at beaches as being all that fun and a great place to go. I’d probably be just like, “Huh. Yep, there’s the water. Okay, me and my Levis are going back inside.” So, there’s another reason why I don’t plan my vacations around “time at the beach.” I’d much rather go on an Alaskan cruise than a Caribbean cruise, and I prefer the mountains to the beach.
So, that’s why I’ve never been to the ocean.