# Who hates coffee?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hates-coffee/359624>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 6, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hates-coffee/359624 "2006-06-06T15:56:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Kiros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/439d5e/32.png) [@Kiros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiros)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hates-coffee/359624/81 "2006-06-09T03:43:03Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Vanilla is an ingredient. It is not a finished product. Plain vanilla ice cream is nearly inedible to me. It’s like eating frozen milk. And I hate milk.

See, I think this is where we just agree to disagree. Milk is delicious. Especially whole milk. Ice cold whole milk. Goes great with chocolate chip cookie dough (vanilla!) ice cream 🙂

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hates-coffee/359624/82 "2006-06-09T03:50:57Z")

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I love coffee in all its forms… except as a hot liquid in a mug. Coffee ice cream used to be my absolute favorite ice cream, before I became lactose intolerant. Chocolate covered coffee beans are awesome. Steamin’ cup of joe? Can’t stand it. Wierd, but that’s how I am. I’m half convinced that sooner or later, I’ll come around, but it hasn’t happened yet.

The other thing I absolutely cannot stand that people love beyond reason is beer. I’d rather drink bleach.

Here’s a question for non-coffee drinkers: how do you feel about dark chocolate? I can’t stand the stuff, myself. Milk chocolate, or nothing.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hates-coffee/359624/83 "2006-06-09T04:15:22Z")

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> [@Kiros](#):
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> See, I think this is where we just agree to disagree. Milk is delicious. Especially whole milk. Ice cold whole milk. Goes great with chocolate chip cookie dough (vanilla!) ice cream 🙂

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…

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**Author:** ![Dusty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@Dusty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dusty)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hates-coffee/359624/84 "2006-06-09T04:39:50Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Here’s a question for non-coffee drinkers: how do you feel about dark chocolate? I can’t stand the stuff, myself. Milk chocolate, or nothing.

It’s edible, but I don’t find it very good. Milk is better. White is best.

> [@OpalCat](#):
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> I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…

Maybe it’s an acquired taste.

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**Author:** ![brad\_d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@brad\_d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brad_d)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-hates-coffee/359624/85 "2006-06-09T08:59:31Z")

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I like the smell, love coffee-flavored ice cream and such, and am generally OK with the flavor of coffee. However, I very rarely drink it.

I don’t really care for hot beverages in general, which I suppose is my main problem with coffee. I think I have a sensitive mouth or something; folks around me will be happily sipping away, while I feel like I’m scalding my tongue and lips on the same liquid. I have to wait far longer than I care to for most coffee I encounter to cool down, and in the end it’s just not worth the hassle.

Hot tea brings similar woes, so I generally avoid it as well.

Iced tea, on the other hand, rocks…

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