# Who haven't I pissed off this week?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 1, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293 "2005-04-01T20:14:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/1 "2005-04-01T20:14:38Z")

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Apparently I’ve been quite adept at insulting and abusing people this week, at least here on the board. Some I regret, some I still think were being drama queens and still others were completely unintentional. But it doesn’t matter why or how the insult happened, I’d rather not be the guy being an asshole. So to everyone I’ve annoyed, been a jerk to or insulted this week, I’m sorry. I will dial back the snark and try to be more diplomatic.

I’ll also take this as the canary in the mine and check with my offline friends to see if I’ve been this way off the boards also.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/2 "2005-04-01T20:18:33Z")

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This changes NOTHING! … NOTHING!!!

😃

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/3 "2005-04-01T20:23:14Z")

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Just because someone disagrees with you on a point (or… er… several) doesn’t necessarily mean you’ve thus been branded an asshole.

Other than the once married then discovered to be gay guy who went to A&M and like to brew his own beer, who are you again? 😃

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/4 "2005-04-01T20:30:13Z")

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_sigh of relief_ Redeemed.

Good on you, Homebrew. My faith is thus restored. I don’t care if you don’t like one poster or another, even if I disagree with you. The point is, that I liked to read YOUR stuff, too, and I hated to see you throw such a barb when I had you pegged for better.

Obviously, you are. 🙂

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/5 "2005-04-01T20:30:50Z")

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Well since you asked…

You haven’t pissed me off.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/6 "2005-04-01T20:30:59Z")

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Well, I’m pissed off. I \*hate \* homebrew.

**Homebrew** , the _poster_, however, I have no problem with. Don’t worry about it, pal.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/7 "2005-04-01T20:41:59Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Well, I’m pissed off. I \*hate \* homebrew.

:eek:

More for me, I guess. Which reminds me, I was going to be posting a “What should I brew next?” thread, but if you’re going around pissing people off… I dunno…

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/8 "2005-04-01T20:43:09Z")

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You haven’t pissed me off either, but everyone at work today took up the slack!

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/9 "2005-04-01T20:44:03Z")

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\*\*Who haven’t I pissed off this week? \*\*

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  
(And to tell the truth, I’m quite pissed off that you didn’t take the time to piss me off;) )

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**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/10 "2005-04-01T20:45:15Z")

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I’m guessing that I’m the one who read the title as “Why haven’t I pissed this week?”

No, I’m not sure why I would have opened a thread with that title, either.

-lv

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/11 "2005-04-01T20:45:27Z")

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Why the fuck haven’t you pissed me off muther-fucker?!?!

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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/12 "2005-04-01T20:50:31Z")

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Well, I _am_ pissed off, but I’m pretty sure **Homebrew** had nothing to do with it.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/13 "2005-04-01T21:30:27Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> Why the fuck haven’t you pissed me off muther-fucker?!?!

I’ll get right on it. What are your sacred cows? 😛

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/14 "2005-04-01T21:42:12Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> I’ll get right on it. What are your sacred cows? 😛

:eek:

Well, that takes care of the Hindus. You’re on a role… who’s next?

Ya Bastard! :mad:

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/15 "2005-04-01T21:51:37Z")

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\*\*Who haven’t I pissed off this week? \*\*

Me. (Unless you happen to be the customer who _just_ left out of my store…in which case “Fuck you sideways with rusty razor wire, you whiney loser shit-for-brains no-talent punk fucklette”

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/16 "2005-04-01T22:37:32Z")

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Welcome to my world, **Homebrew.**.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/17 "2005-04-01T22:47:13Z")

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You know, one little preposition misread and I’m suddenly having MAL flashbacks from my very quick glimpse into the latex room…

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/18 "2005-04-01T23:02:34Z")

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I’m almost sure you haven’t pissed me off, **Homebrew** , but so many people have pissed me off that I can’t be certain. Were you one of the ones hanging toilet paper the wrong way, or one of the ones who thought horseradish was a fruit?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/19 "2005-04-02T01:02:31Z")

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:: Waving madly ::

Hey, you missed me too! In fact, you’ve completely ignroed me!

Man, that pisses me off.

:mad:

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-havent-i-pissed-off-this-week/297293/20 "2005-04-02T01:18:06Z")

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Don’t let **EddyTeddyFreddy** fool ya, **Homebrew**. The only thing I’ve ever seen piss her off is cruelty to animals, so you’re off the hook!

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