# Who here at the SDMB wants to lick me? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251 "2001-06-10T03:14:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/1 "2001-06-10T03:14:38Z")
Sorry, couldn’t help but spread the insanity. Now there’s not going to be any fighting, so if there’s any takers, please form a line. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/2 "2001-06-10T03:17:32Z")
I want to lick you. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over. I also want to eat pizza. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/3 "2001-06-10T03:52:27Z")
I’d like to lick you. In various places. Whenever. Where ever. 😃 Now I’m all hot and bothered. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/4 "2001-06-10T03:56:41Z")
Depends. If it isn’t too personal a question, what do you taste like? If you taste good, then I’ll lick ya’. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/5 "2001-06-10T04:23:24Z")
Well, I think I taste pretty good, and I’ve heard the same from others. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/6 "2001-06-10T04:25:31Z")
What do you want me to lick you at? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/7 "2001-06-10T04:27:51Z")
Now look at that…check out the number for my previous post…spooky or what?? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/8 "2001-06-10T04:29:46Z")
Oh shit - obviously it was 1 less. I guess that’s 2 less now. A good joke ruined. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/9 "2001-06-10T04:32:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Well, I think I taste pretty good, and I’ve heard the same from others. \*\* That’s cool, I just wanted to let you know that my tongue has standards. I don’t just stick it anywhere. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/10 "2001-06-10T08:15:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Well, I think I taste pretty good, and I’ve heard the same from others. \*\* [voiceover] Yes, four out of five SDMB posters recommend licking **ssskuggiii**! [/voiceover] ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/11 "2001-06-10T08:43:03Z")
I’d lick you, Skugs 🙂 very gladly, actually ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/12 "2001-06-10T08:59:09Z")
Well, I’ll be honest… the person I REALLY wanna lick is Coldfire. I bet he tastes like bubblegum. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-at-the-sdmb-wants-to-lick-me/68251/13 "2001-06-10T10:40:31Z")
What flavour are you? I like vanilla. Or raspberry.