# Who here gets their pussy waxed bald?  And, if so, why?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441 "2004-04-28T05:04:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/1 "2004-04-28T05:04:47Z")

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Share.

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**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/2 "2004-04-28T05:16:29Z")

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Sequential Thread Title alert:

“Who here gets their pussy waxed bald? And, if so, why?”  
“Testicle Waxing”

On topic: I once shave my pussy’s tail. I thought it looked cute.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/3 "2004-04-28T12:20:25Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> Share.

My cats would hate it.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/4 "2004-04-28T12:23:11Z")

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[Junior Mod]

Loopy, this is pretty much a poll, and therefore belongs in a different forum. Perhaps you could ask a nice mod to move it for you?

Back to your regularly scheduled sarcasm.

[/Junior Mod]

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/5 "2004-04-28T13:02:50Z")

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I think my pussy looks better with hair. Why don’t you [look](http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/misstee_dawn/detail?.dir=/5d27&.dnm=25b7.jpg) and tell me what you think.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/6 "2004-04-28T13:36:01Z")

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Posting links for pussy. It’s either illegal or disappointing. 😃

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/7 "2004-04-28T17:02:23Z")

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I once worked with a gal who said she preferred to have her pubic hair nibbled off. She showed me a picture of her boyfriend, Adolf Oliver Bush. 😃

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**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/8 "2004-04-28T17:24:55Z")

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**Loopy** –I sincerely hope that starting this thread wasn’t the primary motivation behind your $4.95 investment.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/9 "2004-04-28T17:36:25Z")

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> [@Pablito](#):
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> **Loopy** –I sincerely hope that starting this thread wasn’t the primary motivation behind your $4.95 investment.

So do I, your name Loopy **dude** makes me ask. How old are you?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/10 "2004-04-28T18:00:23Z")

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> [@misstee](#):
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> I think my pussy looks better with hair. Why don’t you [look](http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/misstee_dawn/detail?.dir=/5d27&.dnm=25b7.jpg) and tell me what you think.

**Misstee** , your pussy is gorgeous, although from the looks of that photo it might have fleas.

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/11 "2004-04-29T15:05:18Z")

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Don’t play “Junior Mod”, **vunderbob**. Leave the moderating to the Moderators.

**Cajun Man**  
for the SDMB

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/12 "2004-04-29T15:25:08Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> And if so, why?.

Don’t question it. Just enjoy it.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/13 "2004-04-29T15:34:46Z")

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Hey, if getting real answers to a question like this isn’t worth five bucks, I don’t know what is.

I suppose I could have said “pubic region” or “mons pubis+vulva” or whatever, but why, er, beat around the bush?

I have it on good authority some women actually endure this procedure. I think one term among cosmetologists for complete pussy-waxing is “A Brazillian”. And, if current erotica is any indicator, bald beaver is en vogue. In fact, it seems like such a pervasive fahion trend, metrosexual males are contemplating getting their scrota waxed.

This is nuts! So, believe it or not, despite my crude language and tone of irony, I really an interested. Up front (oh gawd, the puns just keep coming…er…), sure some of the curiosity is simple prurience. Some a puerile sense of humor. But mostly, I really am curious about what motivates this practice…do you enjoy the feeling? Do you do it for your partner, and otherwise wouldn’t? Do you do it even if you’re not sexually active? And so on.

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/14 "2004-04-29T15:51:23Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> Hey, if getting real answers to a question like this isn’t worth five bucks, I don’t know what is.
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> I suppose I could have said “pubic region” or “mons pubis+vulva” or whatever, but why, er, beat around the bush?
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> I have it on good authority some women actually endure this procedure. I think one term among cosmetologists for complete pussy-waxing is “A Brazillian”.

No, a Brazilian leaves a thin landing strip.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/15 "2004-04-29T17:17:10Z")

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> [@KidCharlemagne](#):
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> No, a Brazilian leaves a thin landing strip.

Well, there you go. Clearly I am in need of enlightenment.

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/16 "2004-04-29T17:53:30Z")

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> [@KidCharlemagne](#):
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> No, a Brazilian leaves a thin landing strip.

Not necessarily - a (very careful) google shows that some regard that to be the case, and others see the Brazilian as the bald version.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/17 "2004-04-29T22:52:57Z")

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> [@Cajun Man](#):
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> Don’t play “Junior Mod”, **vunderbob**. Leave the moderating to the Moderators.
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> **Cajun Man**  
> for the SDMB

Understood.

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/18 "2004-04-30T04:11:07Z")

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> [@GorillaMan](#):
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> a (very careful) google

😕 [sup] **Please explain what a “very careful” google means** [/sup]

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/19 "2004-04-30T04:14:08Z")

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> [@kniz](#):
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> 😕 [sup] **Please explain what a “very careful” google means** [/sup]

It means searching for “brazilian wax bald -sex -nude -porn”

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/20 "2004-04-30T04:49:03Z")

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**Loopydude**  
It seems some of the Message Board members feel your posting to be somewhat inappropriate. (not me). If it seems so offensive, how come your thread (with only 19 posts) just broke the 1,000 view mark ??  
Congratulations !!!

This reminds me of a story I read a long time ago about a judge who sat through a screening of pornographic films and said something like “those were the filthiest four _hours_ I ever witnessed !!!”. Yes, it’s nice to see how dedicated he was in his “research”.

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