# Who here gets their pussy waxed bald?  And, if so, why?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441 "2004-04-28T05:04:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/21 "2004-04-30T05:04:25Z")

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I dunno. I know it _looks_ offensive, but I posted on the heels of a pretty down-and-dirty discussion of balls, hair, sack, taint, etc., and nobody seemed to be too put off by the blue streak.

I won’t lie: I deliberately gave it as provocative title. I knew it was crass. Guilty as charged. But I make light of things sometimes. Perhaps I shouldn’t. No major offense to anyone was meant.

That’s pretty much it for my mea culpas.

Sadly, not too many testimonials. Guess I didn’t ask the right way.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/22 "2004-04-30T06:40:03Z")

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I don’t think it could be considered _offensive_. After all how could you be offended by something you would have done.

It’s more along the lines of dirty and maybe a bit perverted. But then look at the rest of the stuff here on the boards, my own threads included. 😛

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/23 "2004-04-30T11:23:59Z")

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> [@misstee](#):
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> I think my pussy looks better with hair. Why don’t you [look](http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/misstee_dawn/detail?.dir=/5d27&.dnm=25b7.jpg) and tell me what you think.

You certainly have a hairy pussy. But an very pretty one.

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**Author:** ![Elret](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Elret](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elret)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/24 "2004-04-30T11:55:30Z")

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I did it once, as I had been told it would make oral sex more pleasurable. The waxing hurt a whole lot, I didn’t see much of a difference in my sex life, and neither my boyfriend or I liked the way it looked. So now for the most part, I shave or wax _almost_ all, and trim what’s left.  
I do tend to get lazy at times, though, especially during the winter.

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**Author:** ![Ponster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponster/32/17081_2.png) [@Ponster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponster)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/25 "2004-04-30T12:46:09Z")

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As you’ll find quoted pretty much everywhere on the 'net…

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> A Brazilian wax removes everything in your nether regions, front and back, leaving you completely smooth everywhere under your underwear. With a Brazilian wax, you’ll never have to worry about “escaping tendrils” again.

And I thought a ‘tendril’ was a type of sea urchin !

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**Author:** ![Starguard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Starguard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starguard)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/26 "2004-04-30T13:53:06Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> **Misstee** , your pussy is gorgeous, although from the looks of that photo it might have fleas.
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> :eek:

ROFL - 😃

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/27 "2004-04-30T14:31:54Z")

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> [@AskNott](#):
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> I once worked with a gal who said she preferred to have her pubic hair nibbled off. She showed me a picture of her boyfriend, Adolf Oliver Bush. 😃

Groan…

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/28 "2004-04-30T14:40:16Z")

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Only you can help stop Brazillian deforestation.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/29 "2004-04-30T15:02:02Z")

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> [@Elret](#):
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> I did it once, as I had been told it would make oral sex more pleasurable. The waxing hurt a whole lot, I didn’t see much of a difference in my sex life, and neither my boyfriend or I liked the way it looked. So now for the most part, I shave or wax _almost_ all, and trim what’s left.  
> I do tend to get lazy at times, though, especially during the winter.

Thank you, **Elret** …

So, survey says, thus far, not worth it. Most notably, you were given a specific, practical recommendation (will improve sensation during cunnilugus, I’m assuming), but for you this proved unreliable.

Interesting…

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**Author:** ![trey\_goesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9c0ed/32.png) [@trey\_goesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trey_goesh)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/30 "2004-04-30T16:47:42Z")

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i suspect that the sites claiming that a brazilian involves all hair removal are the same ones discussing 35 triple g busts. technically, there is a patch of hair left. (though if you like, you can ask your beautician for a complete wax - i’m sure they’ll be happy to get rid of that as well.)

[more](http://www.salon.com/health/feature/1999/09/03/bikini/) [info](http://www.femail.com.au/brazilianwax.htm).

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/31 "2004-04-30T16:49:56Z")

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(mild hijack)

I am a veterinarian. About once every year or two I have a client (typically a female over the age of 70) who refers to her cat as her pussy.

Funniest was a cat with a ruptured abcess. Smelled like something died. And the little old lady who was very hard of hearing told the receptionist in a loud voice, “MY PUSSY SMELLS HORRIBLE”. This was in a packed waiting room.

(/mild hijack)

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-gets-their-pussy-waxed-bald-and-if-so-why/242441/32 "2004-04-30T16:58:04Z")

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> [@Ponster](#):
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> And I thought a ‘tendril’ was a type of sea urchin !

Exactly.

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