# Who here has caught either parent masterbating? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 21, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-has-caught-either-parent-masterbating/190031 "2003-07-21T22:52:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![rockranger337](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90ced4/32.png) [@rockranger337](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockranger337)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-has-caught-either-parent-masterbating/190031/41 "2017-11-04T22:21:46Z")
my dad kept his porno mags in their bedroom closet. there was a peice of sheet rock missing between the bathroom closet and their bedroom closet. i would crawl thru and grab some mags and jack off in the bathroom. my mom and dad split up and i thought he must have overlooked taking his mags. my mom worked nights as a bar maid, so it was becoming routine for me to hear her with a man late at night after i had fallen asleep and she finished her shift. she would also take naps in the afternoon when i would get home from school. i would sneek in the closet and grab a few mags and go jack off. when i went into the closet, the door was slightly open and i saw my mom looking at a mag and rubbing herself. i had caught glimpses of both her her pussy and tits, she would walk around in a short robe or komona, and it was always coming open, but this was the first time i was able to get a real long look. she was a redhead and i was always facinated with her red bush, only a couple in the mags, and she had really large breast. i wanted to jack off but was afraid i’d make noise and get caught. i watched as much as i could, even started to stay awake at night and watch her with guys, a few times with other women and was shocked the first time i watched her with 2 men ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-has-caught-either-parent-masterbating/190031/42 "2017-11-04T22:45:56Z")
Cool story bro. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-has-caught-either-parent-masterbating/190031/43 "2017-11-04T22:48:39Z")
But did you ever watch a zombie masterbate? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-has-caught-either-parent-masterbating/190031/44 "2017-11-04T23:19:50Z")
Nasty!! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-has-caught-either-parent-masterbating/190031/45 "2017-11-04T23:44:36Z")
I’m traumatized. I have a sister – that means my parents did it TWICE. (Seriously dude, this isn’t fetlife) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-has-caught-either-parent-masterbating/190031/46 "2017-11-04T23:48:59Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > But did you ever watch a zombie masterbate? You keep on using that word. I do not think you know how it is actually spelled. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-has-caught-either-parent-masterbating/190031/47 "2017-11-05T00:08:48Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > You keep on using that word. I do not think you know how it is actually spelled. Whoosh. Thread title: “Who here has caught either parent masterbating?” (sic) I knew how it’s spelled. I was just poking fun at the typo. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2017, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-has-caught-either-parent-masterbating/190031/48 "2017-11-05T01:09:30Z")
Let’s lay this one to rest, shall we? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-has-caught-either-parent-masterbating/190031.md?page=2)