# Who here hates Julia Roberts and Russell Crowe?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 27, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-hates-julia-roberts-and-russell-crowe/134115 "2002-10-27T15:43:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-hates-julia-roberts-and-russell-crowe/134115/21 "2002-10-30T05:47:49Z")

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Hi, I’m lame.

Sorry, but I hate Julia Roberts. I don’t know jack about her as a person, all I know is her as an actress. And I hate her as an actress. She’s godawful at it. She has precisely one emotion: nervous surprise. And while I normally don’t put people down because of their looks, the fact that Julia Roberts is held up as a great beauty frankly baffles me. She looks like a horse. (Mostly because of the teeth. The enormous, enourmous teeth. I have nightmares about those teeth.)

Russel Crowe I like. Maybe he’s an asshole; what do I care? I’m never going to have to meet him in person, just watch him up on the screen. And on the screen, he’s fecking brilliant. On the other hand, if someone wants to talk about Richard Gere…

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-hates-julia-roberts-and-russell-crowe/134115/22 "2002-10-30T08:54:12Z")

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Julia Roberts, your 15 minutes is over. Slowly back away from the camera or we will be forced to beat you…

…with the torn limbs of Russel Crowe

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2002, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-hates-julia-roberts-and-russell-crowe/134115/23 "2002-10-30T09:26:24Z")

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I hate Julia Roberts and the only way I can fully express my disgust is to have rough sex with her many, many times.

I’m fairly indifferent to Russel Crowe.

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