# Who here is queer? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217 "2000-04-14T18:41:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/1 "2000-04-15T05:37:00Z")
Evidently the **Gay Guy** is losing track, so let’s have it - who here is gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, questioning, or otherwise queer? From what I can remember, **Otto, SqrlCub,** and **matt\_mcl** are gay men. **Neuro-trash grrrl** is a lesbian. **Quadell** and **Chef Troy** are bisexual men. There was another bisexual woman whose screen name escapes me, and I believe at least one other gay man I’m missing. (And if I’ve forgotten anyone obvious, please don’t hate me - I’m getting ready to leave work for a wild party weekend in New York, and really shouldn’t even be here, so I’m rushing, so nyeh.) Help me out. (And if you straight folk _really_ feel a need to chime in, go ahead. Maybe it’ll help get **SkySlash** a date. :)) Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/2 "2000-04-15T05:45:00Z")
I, Ashton Brooke- AKA(SkySlash) do hereby emphatically declare, on this 14th day of April in the Year 2000, that I am not gay, I have no gay fantasies, I’ve had no gay relationships, and I am completely without harnessing any misconceptions or delusions of my personal reality a straight male heterosexual. (_redundancy intended_) Signed, Ashton Brooke- AKA SkySlash (((Notary Symbol Here))) Acknowledged April 14th, 2000 ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/3 "2000-04-15T05:46:00Z")
But many of my beloved friends are 😉 -SS * * * Lazy bastards always make it easier for the lazier bastards to get special treatment for being useless…how else do you explain American law? ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/4 "2000-04-15T05:49:00Z")
Esprix, I seem to recall something about SkySlash as well. Unfortunately, he never addresses the subject, so I can’t tell for sure. Might as well include him in the list. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/5 "2000-04-15T05:51:00Z")
Oh! I thought you meant queer as in strange, which I am. After 14 years of marriage I am totally asexual. I can now reproduce all by myself. (I’m only kidding, Mr.Big) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/6 "2000-04-15T05:56:00Z")
Oh! I thought you meant queer as in strange, which I am. After 14 years of marriage I am totally asexual. I can now reproduce all by myself. (I’m only kidding, Mr.Big) ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/7 "2000-04-14T18:41:00Z")
Esprix, I seem to recall something about SkySlash as well. Unfortunately, he never addresses the subject, so I can’t tell for sure. Might as well include him in the list. ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/8 "2000-04-14T20:23:00Z")
I’m queer as in Homosexual, and queer as in strange. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/9 "2000-04-14T20:27:00Z")
Oh, surely you will leave a girl with SOME secrets, won’t you? ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/10 "2000-04-14T20:32:00Z")
That’s right, folks, I am a lesbian. You heard it here first… I seem to remember that DrMatrix was a gay man. And there was yet another gay guy whose name also escapes me, possibly more. P.S. Eve, Esprix told me to tell you not to call him Shirley. * * * Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/11 "2000-04-14T20:34:00Z")
Woohoo, one of the resident pervie chimes in, “I was mentioned!” 😉 I think Esprix took my prior roll of being the gay guy here. Sigh! He seems to post here more often anyway. 🙂 (No offense intended.) I know of a few others Esprix, but don’t feel that I am at liberty to say who they are. HUGS! Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![BigRoryG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigRoryG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigRoryG)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/12 "2000-04-14T20:57:00Z")
It’s funny that you should mention it. I am quite sure that I am at least 90% straight, but I have been having some thoughts about switch hitting lately. My friend is trying to set me up to try it out… * * * “My drinking team has a Rugby problem.” _This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally_ If you need a graphic solution, [http:\ alk.to\Piglet](http://http:%5C%09alk.to%5CPiglet) ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/13 "2000-04-14T21:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Esprix: > \*\*There was another bisexual woman whose screen name escapes me… > Esprix > \*\* I believe you’re referring to **Commander Fortune** …that bewitching mountain goddess… only geography and a shaky patina of morality is keeping CF and me from an affair of sheer greek-tragedy proportions. Or so I keep telling myself; we’re probably also protected by her complete lack of interest in me, I’m too chicken to ask. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/14 "2000-04-14T21:14:00Z")
Totally unrelated to the OP. I’d just like to point out that it took 217 chances before I double posted. It wasn’t my fault. The board went down while I was typing, but I didn’t know it went down. Not my fault. . . Not my fault. . . I now return you to the queerest thread I ever saw. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/15 "2000-04-14T21:14:00Z")
I am neither gay nor bisexual. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Five days, 19 hours, 14 minutes and 12 seconds. 232 cigarettes not smoked, saving $29.01. Life saved: 19 hours, 20 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/16 "2000-04-14T21:41:00Z")
I am not gay yet, but if that ultra sex god, **Michael Masterson** , ever crosses my path… 😃 Peace, mangeorge * * * Teach your kids to bungee jump. One them might have to cross a bridge someday. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/17 "2000-04-14T21:41:00Z")
Straight as an arrow. I happen to believe there’s a reason why I’m convex, and she’s concave… * * * VB I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken. - A Wally original! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/18 "2000-04-14T21:50:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Vestal Blue: > \*\*Straight as an arrow. > > I happen to believe there’s a reason why I’m convex, and she’s concave… > > \*\* Ditto for me. But I respect everyone’s choices. * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/19 "2000-04-14T22:19:00Z")
Straight. (but kinky) * * * “My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/20 "2000-04-14T22:22:00Z")
As everyone already knows, I too, am a lesbian. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217.md?page=2)