# Who here is queer? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217 "2000-04-14T18:41:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/21 "2000-04-14T22:34:00Z")
I’M NOT GAY…boo hoo hooo! Sometimes I wish I was, but, oh well. There’s just something about men that I like. 🙂 Esprix, I’m going to Japan in August, why don’t you go with me? 😉 Lots of Asians over there for you to choose from! 🙂 A girl ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/22 "2000-04-14T23:03:00Z")
A girl said: > [@](#): > > There’s just something about men that I like. 🙂 Me too, but since I a man I guess that you could count me amongst the ranks, if you’re conducting the queer Census 2000! BTW D-bear = Denver Bear 😃 ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/23 "2000-04-14T23:04:00Z")
A girl said: > [@](#): > > There’s just something about men that I like. 🙂 Me too, but since I a man I guess that you could count me amongst the ranks, if you’re conducting the queer Census 2000! BTW D-bear = Denver Bear 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/24 "2000-04-14T23:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Evidently the **Gay Guy** is losing track, so let’s have it - who here is gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, questioning, or otherwise queer? I am gay. Anyway, you have to hang out in the chatroom to see me really talk about it (i’ve mentioned it here before). Anyway, off to other threads :). ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/25 "2000-04-15T00:40:00Z")
Vestal, I’m sure that if you looked hard enough, you could find a concave place in a guy… * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/26 "2000-04-15T01:30:00Z")
Bisexual checking in as ordered. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/27 "2000-04-15T01:31:00Z")
::sigh:: The **Gay Guy** doesn’t even notice that I’m gay. Men. Hmph. 😉 * * * A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/28 "2000-04-15T01:35:00Z")
Straight…but extremely kinky Though, I always have my eye out for Sqrlcub. Since he’s gay, I think that makes me gay by proxy. trisha ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/29 "2000-04-15T01:40:00Z")
I’m with Rory, 90% straight. I don’t develop crushes on women, but I don’t rule anything out. Men are just so…fascinating. If it counts, I’m a MAJOR f-- hag (in case someone finds the term offensive) and am attending the “Prom” at the local gay bar tomarrow night with my sister and one of my closest friends, who is a lesbian. I’m gonna go as Donna Reed. Vintage 50s dress and everything. And I live in Vermont. Freedom to marry! w00h00! 😃 * * * A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing: “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/30 "2000-04-15T01:47:00Z")
Omnisexual all my life. 🙂 * * * Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/31 "2000-04-15T03:21:00Z")
I am actually tri-sexual. I just never could convince my wife and two other girls to go along with it. * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to the board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/32 "2000-04-15T03:46:00Z")
El Gui is another homo. But he seems to have disappeared on us. ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/33 "2000-04-15T03:53:00Z")
My grandfather was 1/2 lesbian, that makes me 1/8 lesbian. I love hummus! > [@](#): > > Satan: > I am neither gay nor bisexual. > > Not that there’s anything wrong with that… Hmmm… Where are you and Drain registered, and how good is their strap-on selection? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Flinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@Flinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flinx)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/34 "2000-04-15T03:58:00Z")
Hmm…if I were a man, I’d be a lesbian. 😃 * * * “Facts? Facts are useless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even _remotely_ true!” Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Suzeanne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Suzeanne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suzeanne)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/35 "2000-04-15T05:17:00Z")
Omnisexual … I like that. Course, I’m about as straight as an East Texas backroad – you know, the ones that curve towards anything that looks interesting? ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/36 "2000-04-15T05:22:00Z")
Grrr… My first (I think) double post. I trusted the CGI for an hour. Then I reposted. So sorry. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/37 "2000-04-15T05:30:00Z")
i am somewhat like missriddles, 90ish% straight, and 10ish% curious and willing. * * * “Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.” -the wallster ---
**Author:** ![redtail23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3e96dc/32.png) [@redtail23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/redtail23)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/38 "2000-04-15T05:44:00Z")
Omnisexual, hmmm? I don’t think I’ll go quite that far. 🙂 I’ve always agreed with the statement made by a friend during our college days: “Redtail’s not homosexual and Redtail’s not heterosexual. Redtail is just plain sexual.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/39 "2000-04-15T05:50:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I am not gay yet, but if that ultra sex god, Michael Masterson, ever crosses my path… > > Peace, > mangeorge Umm. Umm i’m Michael Masterson. That’s what it says on my birth certificate. I see my name mentioned here (at SDMB, as well as other places) constantly. I guess I will always be the talk of the town. ## ManGeorge i’m not gay man, just straight man. I have also been a new man, being myself instead of being the man I was when I first came here and posted off my real name. Man o man did I say man a lot?-sorry man. 🙂 For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217/40 "2000-04-15T09:28:00Z")
This feels like a personal ad! Fem half of bi couple. Threesomes and swingers a plus. I think Comander Fortune and I were the ones you were thinking of. I think we were the only ones to go into great detail about our lives there. I guess that means that I am willing to share in more than one way! 😉 Oh yeah you gotta love all the names for women out there. Mary, faghag, fish, breeder, and I am sure that there are a few I am missing. When one of my friends decided to come out I took him to a local club and the sever called me Mary. My friend was utterly confused and thought that this sever thought I was someone else. I just laughed and told him that if he was finally going to admit he was gay and not bi that he should start picking up the lingo. Now he works at one of the clubs as a bartender and keeps me informed of the gossip since my mom and her girlfriend don’t go to the club anymore. * * * ## Mistress Kricket Are you stuck on stupid? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-here-is-queer/16217.md?page=3)