# Who in fiction are you? (Book Week Scotland Personality Test)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 27, 2013, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907 "2013-11-27T11:40:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/61 "2013-11-27T23:47:29Z")

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…who the hell is this “Judge Holden”? 😕

(Just kidding, I got Poirot.)

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**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/62 "2013-11-28T00:23:42Z")

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Am I the only one to have gotten Holden Caulfield? This doesn’t strike me as a compliment, nor do I think they’re right. Here’s the blurb:

> [@](#):
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> Although you share Holden’s introverted nature, you might also share his flair for the written word, if not the spoken one. With your idealistic streak, you might drift towards professions with an ultimate goal of adding value to people’s lives – as long as those jobs aren’t too detail-oriented.
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> With developed emotional intelligence you are generally thoughtful, considerate and a good listener. Like Caulfield, you can be shy around people you don’t know – undemonstrative even. However, your feeling, thoughtful side can help you achieve great things even if your biggest critic will always be yourself.

A bit of that’s true. But, jeez, that whiny prat is who I’m the best fit with?

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/63 "2013-11-28T01:32:09Z")

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Another Scout here.

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**Author:** ![Charley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/97f17d/32.png) [@Charley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charley)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/64 "2013-11-28T01:41:26Z")

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Scout, too. I like that.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/65 "2013-11-28T02:01:03Z")

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Huh, I’m Dean Moriarty from _One the Road_. Quite Dionysian it seems…

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/66 "2013-11-28T03:09:41Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> “You are Mma Ramotswe from The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency”  
> I guess I’d better read the book!

Ooh, that’s not bad. You get to eat a lot, as Precious Ramotswe is “traditionally built”. And drink a lot of bush tea. 🙂

Me, I am apparently someone called “Coraline”, from a book called “Coraline”. I get the impression it is a children’s book, so I can’t be arsed to find out much about it.

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**Author:** ![Quercus\_alba](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quercus_alba/32/4061_2.png) [@Quercus\_alba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus_alba)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/67 "2013-11-28T03:19:51Z")

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Mr. Darcy.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/68 "2013-11-28T03:32:49Z")

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Interesting.

> [@](#):
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> MIKAEL BLOMKVIST  
> You are Mikael Blomkvist from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/69 "2013-11-28T05:07:22Z")

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I guess I am the first Mary Jane Watson checking in. When Mary Jane finds out Peter Parker’s secret identity as Spiderman she promises to continue to love him as a friend. It’s unclear how exactly she worked Peter’s secret out but it’s probably down to the deep intuition about people you both share.

Your warmth and energy make you very popular with friends and colleagues as does your ability to bring out the best in them. In short, you make even troubled souls feel good about themselves. On bad days your intuition may lead you to manipulate others to get what you want but you usually return, fairly quickly, to your natural caring, down-to-earth and enthusiastic state.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/70 "2013-11-28T05:27:19Z")

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Dr. Watson.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/71 "2013-11-28T05:37:35Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> I’m Atticus Finch from _To Kill A Mockingbird_. I’m flattered, but I don’t believe it.

I, too, am Atticus Finch. I thought I was Spartacus!

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**Author:** ![pendgwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@pendgwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pendgwen)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/72 "2013-11-28T05:56:32Z")

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Katnis Evardeen

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/73 "2013-11-28T10:26:55Z")

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Another Dr. Watson.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/74 "2013-11-28T10:34:19Z")

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I re-took the test as a woman. Now I’m Hermione Granger.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/75 "2013-11-28T10:58:08Z")

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Moriarty. Dean Moriarty.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/76 "2013-11-28T11:08:36Z")

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Darcy. Sigh… Author Dent would have been better.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/77 "2013-11-28T13:28:27Z")

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I got some guy from a series I never heard of. Not a lot of help.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/78 "2013-11-28T13:46:52Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> I got some guy from a series I never heard of. Not a lot of help.

Who?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/79 "2013-11-28T14:13:28Z")

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So, who the hell is Mary-Jane Watson? ☹

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-fiction-are-you-book-week-scotland-personality-test/674907/80 "2013-11-28T16:35:51Z")

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Spiderman’s sometimes girlfriend sometimes wife.

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