# Who in the hell is posting to these Kellibelli threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 17, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741 "2000-03-17T00:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![M2Lepton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@M2Lepton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/M2Lepton)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/1 "2000-03-17T00:48:00Z")
Come on people. She is lame. Here are some of her perplexing threads I just got the best news ever!!! -(kellibelli) High school in the late 80’s - (kellibelli) Lexicon-(kellibelli). This has got to be one dumb women. ---
**Author:** ![Rollin\_a\_Bone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@Rollin\_a\_Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rollin_a_Bone)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/2 "2000-03-17T00:51:00Z")
I actually like her threads, but she does need to lighten up a bit, along with a few other members here that shall remain nameless ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/3 "2000-03-17T00:56:00Z")
This is the pit. Feel free to name them, moron. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/4 "2000-03-17T01:04:00Z")
* * * “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/5 "2000-03-17T01:31:00Z")
M2Lepton: > [@](#): > > This has got to be one dumb women. _woman_you mean? Now, we all make syntax and spelling errors on this board but we’re pretty careful not to do it while we are flaming another person…it tends to make one look like a jarheaded idiot. * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Rollin\_a\_Bone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@Rollin\_a\_Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rollin_a_Bone)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/6 "2000-03-17T01:34:00Z")
kellibelli, wally, coldfire, lexicon, just because you guys go to these little dope get-togethers and fuck each other, it don’t give you the right to dump on newbie posters…so fuck you and all the rest of the SDBM crew ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/7 "2000-03-17T01:36:00Z")
You know whats funny? I WOULD fuck them! Except of course that two of them are committed…coldfire what are you doin later? ---
**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/8 "2000-03-17T01:40:00Z")
M2, you ain’t seen nothing – Kelli was posting umpteen times a day a few months ago with the most boring, trivial b.s. She’s actually scaled back. You better watch out though…you’re fair game here in the pit…she may show up any minute and kick your ass! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/9 "2000-03-17T01:45:00Z")
Jeez Kells, I’m spoken for too, I’m afraid ☹ But they’re right though. I can’t even TELL how many Doper Get-Togethers I’ve already attended :rolleyes: Fuck off, the both of you. For fucks sake, your English is worse than MINE (now go and find out why THAT is an achievement in itself)! Putzes. (Sorry Wally… force of the habit.) * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/10 "2000-03-17T01:48:00Z")
Damn Coldfire! Well there is always Sycorax…I can tell he wants me. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/11 "2000-03-17T01:51:00Z")
OOps Sycorax, sorry about that, I didnt realize you were a she… You dont want me, I was kidding! ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/12 "2000-03-17T01:57:00Z")
Hell, have \* any \* of the people Bone mentioned been to the get-togethers? I don’t remember their names coming up in any threads about that. –John ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/13 "2000-03-17T02:11:00Z")
The thing that amuses me is that now the trolls are now getting more sophisticated – they come with their own sock puppets. ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/14 "2000-03-17T02:19:00Z")
Substitute “he” for “they” and I think you have it. . . – Sylence * * * “Excuse me, are you reading Torah and eating crayons?” ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/15 "2000-03-17T02:42:00Z")
What the hell makes a back-woods, inbred, knuckle-dragging,redneck, poor excuse for white trash asshole like you think you can come here and flame a poster that you don’t even know! Why don’t you go and crawl back in the fucking shit pile you crawled out of…you’re stinking up the board. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/16 "2000-03-17T03:30:00Z")
Note to self: Don’t piss Angkins off. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/17 "2000-03-17T03:31:00Z")
Well, I’d have to say Angkins pretty much summed that one up. Seriously Mike and the pothead (which could be a WB sitcom now that I think about it), either present some type of intellectual challenge, or go piss in the sandbox with the rest of the 8 year olds. * * * My goal - 1000 posts before March 20th. Help me out by starting topics suited to my abilities. Sports, money, politics, random things that require a funny yet totally pointless post. You can make a difference in my post count. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/18 "2000-03-17T03:54:00Z")
## Well, I want you, kellibelli! Best! Byz Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!) ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/19 "2000-03-17T04:11:00Z")
I’ve never been to a doper get together. It’s only that I have a hard time suffering fools, and if that means I have something in common with a lot of cool people here, then so be it. And hey, Rollin a Bone: :Dsuck my dick 😃 * * * “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/20 "2000-03-17T05:16:00Z")
M2Lepton, burn in hell. We were all happy to hear that Kelli’s mom is okay. Sorry if that doesn’t make your little twig all hard. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741.md?page=2)