# Who in the hell is posting to these Kellibelli threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 17, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741 "2000-03-17T00:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/21 "2000-03-17T05:52:00Z")
I don’t post in the Pit much, because I’m really not good at flaming. But these yak-felchers are really starting to piss me off. I have no problem with newcomers. But what is the point of coming in to a board, any board, and posting inflammatory, stupid shit that isn’t even funny, and posting it in MPSIMS? Why there? I could see it if it was stupid and funny, or even just stupid. Not that I think they should be posting anywhere on this board, mind you. But I guess there’s just nothing else for them to do, cosidering there’s no branches on their family trees for these chimps to swing from. * * * This space blank, until Wally thinks up something cool to put here. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/22 "2000-03-17T07:09:00Z")
jayburner and mikey, it’s not about what your post count is, it’s what you say and how you say it. Act like a dumbass, get treated like a dumbass. It’s just that simple. Take a look around. There are plenty of other newcomers (mywelf included) who haven’t created a fuss. Perhaps we’re just a little more mature. Or perhaps we’re interested in _fighting_ ignorance, instead of spreading it thru in-breeding. oh, and kellibelli, I’m unattached. * * * It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/23 "2000-03-17T07:11:00Z")
And wow, he’s tall, too! \ What? 😉 * * * “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/24 "2000-03-17T07:37:00Z")
{Topic: Who in the hell is posting to these Kellibelli threads? Anybody with good sense/good taste/and has some brains…which is why, of course, YOU would have a problem with anything she has posted. * * * “Honestly now, Chaplain, you wouldn’t want your sister to marry an enlisted man, would you?” “My sister IS an enlisted man, sir” the chaplain replied. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/25 "2000-03-17T12:54:00Z")
Oh c’mon folks. Even in the Pit: dnft(mfcs)t. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/26 "2000-03-17T15:26:00Z")
I’m giving in to temptation, coz I want to stick up for Kellibelli. Michael, jayburner, bone puller, whoever the fuck you are, go fuck yourself. please. you’re not even a good troll. at least the others put up an arguement. you are too easy. go and read all the put downs. go on. I challenge you to hold the task in your pea sized brain for more than a minute. We may not want to sit around and talk about how big your cock is, but thats our loss. I’m so _fucking_ sorry. there have been a lot of friendships and relationships formed on the board. We may disagree with each other, but at least we’re fucking mature enough to accept that. you keep coming back. Do you get a thrill out of being told “YOUR NOT WANTED”? I could try and comme up with a witty put down, but I’m not good at that sort of thing. I’ll leave that to the others. As I said earlier, you’re not even a troll. Wally has the right word. **putz** now fuck off. go away. leave. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/27 "2000-03-17T15:34:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by kellibelli: > > You know whats funny? > I WOULD fuck them! > Except of course that two of them are committed… Um, thanks for the offer, but, um… ICK! Do you have a cute brother? 😃 Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/28 "2000-03-17T15:39:00Z")
Please, PLEASE tell me that all of you realize these posts are designed with the intent for you to do exactly what you are doing, right down to the incorrectly spelled words for you to point out? Come on people. Ignore them and they \* will\* go away eventually. * * * “Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known” - Michel Gyquem de Montaigne ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/29 "2000-03-17T17:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Cristi: > **I have no problem with newcomers. But what is the point of coming in to a board, any board, and posting inflammatory, stupid shit that isn’t even funny, and posting it in MPSIMS? Why there? I could see it if it was stupid and funny, or even just stupid.** ## It’s just a form of entertainment for the immature who crave attention. Sort of like sticking french fries up the nose. Most people grow out of this stage as they get older. Some don’t. Lynn If it’s helpful, I’ll compare everyone to Hitler so we can get this over with as soon as possible. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/30 "2000-03-17T17:49:00Z")
**Angkins** wrote: > [@](#): > > What the hell makes a back-woods, inbred, knuckle-dragging,redneck, poor excuse for white trash asshole like you think you can come here and flame a poster that you don’t even know! Speaking on behalf of all my fellow back-woods, inbred, knuckle-dragging, redneck, poor excuse for white trash assholes, let me just assure you that this guy would **not** be welcome at our meetings! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/31 "2000-03-17T17:59:00Z")
Well, I haven’t really reponded to many threads at all lately, but when I did, it was usually to one of kelli’s threads. She’s cool, laid back, and funny. That answer the OP? P.S. to kelli: you’re still on my “to do” list. Just thought you should know. 🙂 * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/32 "2000-03-18T06:04:00Z")
While I am humbly flattered by the support, I want you all to know that I am not ruffled at all by this pitiful flame (well, spark really) and I dont want anyone to feel like they have to reply here and defend me. I wont be posting to this trolls thread again.( I will resist!! ) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/33 "2000-03-17T21:17:00Z")
Well, it looks like my first pic didn’t come through. Let’s see if this will work again. (Sqrl, I’ve removed all pics because of copyright reasons. Not to mention reasons of taste. Yes, this is the Pit, but some things are too gross even for here. -Lynn) Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) [Note: This message has been edited by Lynn Bodoni] ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/34 "2000-03-17T21:46:00Z")
Yikes! I was just thinking about where to go for dinner, but nevermind! Thanx, SC 😃 * * * The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. ---
**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/35 "2000-03-17T22:12:00Z")
There is a fine line between forum contributors and chat room losers. The subtlety of that line, however, is diminished by the fact that most of you are so far beyond it. Several guys on this thread have made not-so-vague flirtatious remarks in kellibelli’s direction. Come on, guys, don’t pretend it’s a joke. You look towards this board for nebulous sexual gratification. Another thing: that green smiley face drives me insane. Would it be impossible to give it four teeth, or even two? WHY THREE? I’m going to go put on my asbestos suit and gas mask. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/36 "2000-03-17T22:35:00Z")
Spoke- My most humble apologies. I never meant to insult you or your family 😉 chat room losers??? Well, that almost hurt my feeling. 😃 BTW I did mean feeling not feelings before someone points out a typo! Wally, I hope seeing my little rant was not too much a strain on your new and improved ticker. Welcome back, by the way. Could someone kindly let me know if/when I ever I make it to anyone’s ‘to do’ list. (oops was that too flirtatious?) * * * Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/37 "2000-03-17T22:44:00Z")
> [@](#): > > It’s just a form of entertainment for the immature who crave attention. Sort of like sticking french fries up the nose. Most people grow out of this stage as they get older. Some don’t. Um- what’s wrong with sticking french fried up the nose? I still do that quite a bit- even when I’m alone… Zette (waiting for Opals doctored pic of me with french fries up my nose) * * * “If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit) [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that? ---
**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/38 "2000-03-17T22:50:00Z")
Bend over, Angkins! You’re on my to-do list now! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/39 "2000-03-17T22:55:00Z")
Putz. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741/40 "2000-03-17T23:15:00Z")
KarmaComa, is that a threat, promise or challenge? I really want to wear the _right_ undies for the occasion. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-in-the-hell-is-posting-to-these-kellibelli-threads/4741.md?page=3)