# Who is Dylan McDermott fellating? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 15, 2014, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381 "2014-10-15T06:16:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/1 "2014-10-15T06:16:01Z")
Because that’s the only explanation I can come up with for why he keeps getting so much work. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/2 "2014-10-15T12:01:46Z")
Or was that Dermot Mulroney? ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/3 "2014-10-15T12:16:33Z")
I had to google the image to figure out which one of those two we were talking about, but I actually like them both. Also I’d love to ask this question about Andy Cohen. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/4 "2014-10-15T13:39:27Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Also I’d love to ask this question about Andy Cohen. The Bravo guy? He was their head of development of the network until last year, and is executive producer of the Real Housewives franchise, which is like 95% of Bravo’s programming. If Andy Cohen wants a show, he gets a show. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/5 "2014-10-16T17:27:24Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > Because that’s the only explanation I can come up with for why he keeps getting so much work. …I’m guessing Les Moonves, but don’t let on (and don’t let his wife catch them). ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/6 "2014-10-16T19:38:54Z")
I’ve always wanted to know which major Hollywood producer Adam Sandler is the love child of. That’s the only plausible explanation for how he’s managed to appear in so many movies. Based on talent, he should be a supporting actor, not his own damn genre. ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/7 "2014-10-16T19:56:16Z")
> [@Diceman](#): > > I’ve always wanted to know which major Hollywood producer Adam Sandler is the love child of. That’s the only plausible explanation for how he’s managed to appear in so many movies. Based on talent, he should be a supporting actor, not his own damn genre. Ummm… are you being serious? He’s had his own production company for a long time. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/8 "2014-10-16T20:00:53Z")
Well, his (McDermott’s) adoptive mother is [Eve Ensler](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eve_Ensler), creator of “Vagina Monologues.” So that may factor in. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/9 "2014-10-16T20:07:18Z")
Whoever he’s fellating, I’m guessing they’re a couple rungs down the Hollywood ladder from whoever Scarlett Johansson’s fellating. She’s the most wooden major movie star since Kevin Costner. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/10 "2014-10-16T20:54:35Z")
At the moment, Scarlett Johansson is fellating me. She’ll call you back as soon as I’m finished. ---
**Author:** ![nevadaexile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@nevadaexile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevadaexile)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/11 "2014-10-16T21:37:12Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > Whoever he’s fellating, I’m guessing they’re a couple rungs down the Hollywood ladder from whoever Scarlett Johansson’s fellating. She’s the most wooden major movie star since Kevin Costner. She has dead eyes. Doll’s eyes. Dylan McDermott is liked by the ladies. That’s what keeps him employed. He’s like a slightly older Patrick Dempsey. ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/12 "2014-10-16T23:28:39Z")
> [@nevadaexile](#): > > She has dead eyes. > Doll’s eyes. No, that’s Kristen Stewart. ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/13 "2014-10-16T23:41:43Z")
lol every tv season there’s a new series starring that over-rated chump. I laugh because I know it’s only going to last one season. ---
**Author:** ![JesterX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/439d5e/32.png) [@JesterX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JesterX)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/14 "2014-10-17T00:46:34Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > Because that’s the only explanation I can come up with for why he keeps getting so much work. I wonder the same about M. Knight Shymalan still being able to make movies ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/15 "2014-10-17T03:48:12Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Or was that Dermot Mulroney? Dermot Mulroney used to fellate Catherine Keener. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/16 "2014-10-17T04:28:36Z")
Oh FFS, can we just say “blow”?! “Fellate, fellate, fellate…” It’s beginning to sound like something that is done to deli meats before they go in the cooler. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/17 "2014-10-17T04:35:30Z")
> [@nevadaexile](#): > > She has dead eyes. > > Doll’s eyes. > > Dylan McDermott is liked by the ladies. > > That’s what keeps him employed. > > He’s like a slightly older Patrick Dempsey. Not this lady. He creeps me right the hell out. > [@Stringbean](#): > > lol every tv season there’s a new series starring that over-rated chump. > > I laugh because I know it’s only going to last one season. Except for _American Horror Story_. Or rather, do you mean he only lasts for one season? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/18 "2014-10-17T13:52:26Z")
Clearly, they all blow each other. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/19 "2014-10-17T14:11:04Z")
He was on _The Practice_ for several seasons, until it morphed into _Boston Legal_. ---
**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381/20 "2014-10-17T14:23:37Z")
> [@Captain\_Amazing](#): > > The Bravo guy? He was their head of development of the network until last year, and is executive producer of the Real Housewives franchise, which is like 95% of Bravo’s programming. If Andy Cohen wants a show, he gets a show. So, he is fellating himself? That clears up a lot of things. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-dylan-mcdermott-fellating/701381.md?page=2)