# Who is hotter? Fergie or Beyonce? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 31, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221 "2007-01-31T03:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/1 "2007-01-31T03:32:16Z")
Fergie [http://www.starsdump.com/celebrities/?Qwd=./F/Fergie&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=M](http://www.starsdump.com/celebrities/?Qwd=./F/Fergie&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=M) OR Beyonce [http://www.starsdump.com/celebrities/?Qwd=./K/Beyonc�%20Knowles/1&Qif=beyonce0157.jpg&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=M](http://www.starsdump.com/celebrities/?Qwd=./K/Beyonc%E9%20Knowles/1&Qif=beyonce0157.jpg&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=M) ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/2 "2007-01-31T03:33:55Z")
Beyonce. There’s something kind of rough about Fergie. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/3 "2007-01-31T03:35:59Z")
Fergie is much better looking than Beyoncé. More curves, and not as fake looking. ---
**Author:** ![MilTan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@MilTan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MilTan)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/4 "2007-01-31T03:37:41Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Fergie is much better looking than Beyoncé. More curves, and not as fake looking. [/QUOTE] I’m hereby revoking your eyes, sir. Beyonce in a walk (and man… what a walk!) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/5 "2007-01-31T03:38:35Z")
Wow, I would not even say it was close. Beyoncé Knowles is stunningly beautiful and sexy looking. Fergie is fairly sexy and pretty by everyday standards, but not by Hollywood standards. YMMV, Jim ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/6 "2007-01-31T03:43:15Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Wow, I would not even say it was close. Beyoncé Knowles is stunningly beautiful and sexy looking. Fergie is fairly sexy and pretty by everyday standards, but not by Hollywood standards. YMMV, Jim [/QUOTE] Hollywood tends to encourage unreality. I prefer the beautiful everyday, rather than the gorgeous fake. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/7 "2007-01-31T03:56:36Z")
Neither one is attractive. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/8 "2007-01-31T03:59:58Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Hollywood tends to encourage unreality. I prefer the beautiful everyday, rather than the gorgeous fake. [/QUOTE] I actually prefer cute to whatever Fergie is, so she does not do much for me. Fergie’s face is less than attractive, though her lady humps look fine. 😉 Jim ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/9 "2007-01-31T04:03:38Z")
I’m staggered the question even needs to be asked. Fergie has a nice body but she’s not at all pretty. The fact that she pisses herself onstage from time to time doesn’t raise her sex appeal, either. Beyonce has a great face, great body. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/10 "2007-01-31T04:03:44Z")
Can I take both? ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/11 "2007-01-31T04:04:32Z")
**Beyonce**. **Fergie** is forever tainted by her affiliation with the Black Eyed Peas and the world’s worst song ever, the abortion known as **My Humps**. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/12 "2007-01-31T04:05:01Z")
Chrissake but I’m out of it. For a moment I was trying to figure out how the person in those photos could possibly be the Duchess of York. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/13 "2007-01-31T04:06:31Z")
While I’d go gay for Beyonce in a heartbeat, I’d worry about contracting an STD simply by being in the same room as Fergie. There’s simply a vaguely unsanitary vibe about her. She does have a rather cute body, but as has been said, there’s something sort of rough about her. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/14 "2007-01-31T04:07:34Z")
If this is my only choice, I’ll say Beyonce. Here’s an untouched picture of Fergie: [Ugh.](http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4373&p=4) If I had my druthers, though, I gotta go with [Scarlett Johansson](http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/movies/people/j/johansson_scarlett/1/56476180_10.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/15 "2007-01-31T04:12:27Z")
Even though you picked the worst photo of Fergie I’ve ever seen, it has to be Beyonce. Every time, no question. There is something about African-American women that have caucasian features that seems to make them incredibly hot. ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_Ergaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Homo\_Ergaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_Ergaster)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/16 "2007-01-31T04:20:32Z")
Agree with **dnooman** that’s why Hale Berry is my girl. Beyonce, definitely, although Fergie has a “rough” look (à la Kristen Johnston perhaps?) that is sexy in a slutty way. BOTH is a better answer ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/17 "2007-01-31T04:22:09Z")
Well, I like women with more curves. Google Japanese porn star Mariko Morikawa if you dare. Although I admit I have the serious hots for Halle Berry as well, at least as she was in that movie _Race the Sun_, the one about solar cars across Australia. And peeing oneself is a serious turnoff. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/18 "2007-01-31T04:22:15Z")
Well, to the best of my knowledge Beyonce has never peed herself in public, so I think she wins. Also I like her body better - it’s kinda sexy and curvy. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/19 "2007-01-31T04:26:57Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] Well, to the best of my knowledge Beyonce has never peed herself in public, so I think she wins. [/QUOTE] [Exactly what I was going to say.](http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/fergie/if-only-there-were-a-pun-to-be-made-involving-the-name-of-the-band-115408.php) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/20 "2007-01-31T04:27:23Z")
[QUOTE=Sattua] Chrissake but I’m out of it. For a moment I was trying to figure out how the person in those photos could possibly be the Duchess of York. [/QUOTE] Personally, I’d go for the Duchess. I mean, she learned to fly a helicopter. It’s a sure way to my heart. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221.md?page=2)