# Who is hotter? Fergie or Beyonce? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 31, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221 "2007-01-31T03:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/41 "2007-01-31T08:07:12Z")
[QUOTE=pool] what is so unbelievable about Beyonce’s puported age of 25? She also has a younger sister that is 20. [/QUOTE] Agreed, I believe it; how old was she in _Goldmember_, anyway? She was still just a pup, and you could tell. I’m actually surprised she is as _old_ as 25, but it’s believable. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/42 "2007-01-31T14:49:53Z")
I’d thought Beyonce was a bit younger than 25, too, frankly. I’m 26 and had assumed she was much younger than me. As for Fergie getting a pass for being in her thirties, nuh uh. No way. I’ve seen plenty of women without the benefit of airbrushing or makeup artists in their thirties. If you were hot at 25, chances are in your favor to be hot in your thirties and forties. For instance, Tyra Banks is 33, and I think she’s more appealing now than she ever was in her twenties. Fergie…neugh. That’s not the result of being in her thirties. That’s just nasty. I wouldn’t touch her with somebody _else’s_ hands. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/43 "2007-01-31T15:27:36Z")
[QUOTE=pool] what is so unbelievable about Beyonce’s puported age of 25? She also has a younger sister that is 20. [/QUOTE] Gut tells me she’s at least 30. Like M. Colbert, I’ve learned to trust my gut even when it’s wrong. ---
**Author:** ![InappropriateHumor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@InappropriateHumor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InappropriateHumor)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/44 "2007-01-31T15:56:10Z")
Straight female here, so you may take my input with a grain of salt. Fergie is scary. If I were a guy I wouldn’t let Fergie get within 50 yards of my schlong. Beyonce by default. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/45 "2007-01-31T16:04:42Z")
Fergie has some sexy moves, sexy clothes, and a sexy attitude. Good marketing. But Fergie is very well used. Used to be on meth from what I understand. Drank so much she peed herself on stage (there are pics.) Beyonce I think is a much purer, natural, curvy beauty. She doesn’t seem like the type to drink much or do drugs. Definitely Beyonce. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/46 "2007-01-31T16:13:08Z")
I’m gonna say Fergie! Who here hasn’t pissed their pants from time to time? 😃 Plus a still photo doesn’t do justice for how Fergie moves. That girl has got the sexiest hips ever! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/47 "2007-01-31T16:37:38Z")
Put em in the Babe Blender and I’ll take Beyogie. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/48 "2007-01-31T16:46:58Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Put em in the Babe Blender and I’ll take Beyogie. [/QUOTE] Sounds like something you’d find in your nose. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/49 "2007-01-31T16:48:00Z")
I’d go straight for Beyonce. Fergie…she frightens me. Please make her go away. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/50 "2007-01-31T17:26:03Z")
[QUOTE=Ruby] Never having heard of Fergie (I’m a little behind the power curve) I don’t know how they two could even compare. Beyonce is very pretty, not as hot as Halle Berry of course, but sexy curvy and hot. This other babe looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet. Is she trying for that “nasty girl” image or is that natural? [/QUOTE] YES. Or like she’s spent too much time hanging out at truck stops, picking up men…In another few years, she will not have any good looks. Beyonce’s beauty is bone deep-she’ll age more gracefully, IMO. Oh, straight female here-who also thought Fergie meant the redheaded royal. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/51 "2007-01-31T17:37:33Z")
[QUOTE=Clothahump] Neither one is attractive. [/QUOTE] Please mark your calendars, because I am in full agreement with Mr. **Hump.** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/52 "2007-01-31T17:48:41Z")
[QUOTE=CaerieD] Sounds like something you’d find in your nose. [/QUOTE] I wish! I’d stay home every day picking my nose! ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/53 "2007-01-31T17:54:25Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I wish! I’d stay home every day picking my nose! [/QUOTE] Do you know how hard it is to laugh and gag _at the same time?_ ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/54 "2007-01-31T18:06:16Z")
[QUOTE=CaerieD] Do you know how hard it is to laugh and gag _at the same time?_ [/QUOTE] I’d hope that Beyogie wouldn’t be doing that after I freshly picked her, no sir. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/55 "2007-01-31T18:37:06Z")
I’m not really sure who Fergie is (except that she’s not the ex-Duchess), but in the supplied link she has a nice body but not the greatest face. I’ll go with Beyonce, but I’m still underwhelmed by her. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/56 "2007-01-31T19:20:34Z")
Meh, I’d go with Beyonce, but [Alicia Keys](http://images.google.com/images?q=alicia%20keys%20photos&revid=908649836&sa=N&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&tab=wi) blows them both out of the water. ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeBWonderful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3d9bf3/32.png) [@HandsomeBWonderful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeBWonderful)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/57 "2007-01-31T19:27:52Z")
Oh yah, the \*natural \*beauty Beyonce. Got to love that natural look. Yup, fresh as a daisy. Oh man, that’s funny. Lady’s got the worst [weave](http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/beywigthumb.jpg) in Hollywood. And there’s a tiny chance that her boobs are real, except not, at all, unless I’m the only girl whose boobs don’t do [this](http://64.111.216.18/ul/1680-bk9.jpg) in a tight dress. Yup, good ol’ natural Beyonce. However, the choice is between Beyonce and a meth-face public urinator? Damn. None of the above. Gimme some Angie or Adriana Lima, and we’ll be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/58 "2007-01-31T19:35:19Z")
[QUOTE=wolf in second hand clothing] Meh, I’d go with Beyonce, but [Alicia Keys](http://images.google.com/images?q=alicia%20keys%20photos&revid=908649836&sa=N&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&tab=wi) blows them both out of the water. [/QUOTE] I like the way you think, kind sir. I’ll trade my Beyogie in for an Alicia Keys. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/59 "2007-01-31T19:37:20Z")
Fergie is a classic ‘butterface’. Great bod, better than Beyonce, _but her_ face could stop a clock. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/60 "2007-01-31T19:37:28Z")
[QUOTE=SHAKES] Plus a still photo doesn’t do justice for how Fergie moves. That girl has got the sexiest hips ever! [/QUOTE] I"m sorry, the correct answer is Shakira. But thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221.md?page=4)