# Who is hotter? Fergie or Beyonce? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 31, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221 "2007-01-31T03:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/61 "2007-01-31T19:51:27Z")
Beyonce is better looking, but her look is so carefully planned out and artificial, she has 0 sex appeal to me. Yes, every head would turn if you went out on a date with her, but IMHO she looks like you’d be lucky to get a peck on the cheek- and that only if it wouldn’t mess her lipstick. However, Fergie would clearly be the ride of your life. Not to mention she’s interesting, and from what I have seen, would be fun and witty to talk to. My vote is Fergie, 100%. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/62 "2007-01-31T20:04:09Z")
[QUOTE=HandsomeBWonderful] Oh yah, the \*natural \*beauty Beyonce. Got to love that natural look. Yup, fresh as a daisy. Oh man, that’s funny. Lady’s got the worst [weave](http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/beywigthumb.jpg) in Hollywood. And there’s a tiny chance that her boobs are real, except not, at all, unless I’m the only girl whose boobs don’t do [this](http://64.111.216.18/ul/1680-bk9.jpg) in a tight dress. Yup, good ol’ natural Beyonce. However, the choice is between Beyonce and a meth-face public urinator? Damn. None of the above. Gimme some Angie or Adriana Lima, and we’ll be fine. [/QUOTE] Welcome to the Dope. I could not find it, who refered to Beyonce as a natural look? [QUOTE=bouv] I"m sorry, the correct answer is Shakira. But thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you. [/QUOTE] She is better looking and has better moves, but I did not see her as an option. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/63 "2007-01-31T20:08:06Z")
Beyonce by a mile. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/64 "2007-01-31T20:18:53Z")
I repeat: Halle Berry. Or Mariko Morikawa. ---
**Author:** ![anu-la1979](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@anu-la1979](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anu-la1979)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/65 "2007-01-31T20:30:53Z")
yeah, the answer IS always Shakira or Salma Hayek. They both have the most amazing bodies, athletic, curvy and fit. They, and Beyonce, definitely have attainable figures. Fergie, jeez, I don’t know how she gets her abs to dip in like a man’s…she must spend several hours in the gym. ---
**Author:** ![HandsomeBWonderful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3d9bf3/32.png) [@HandsomeBWonderful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeBWonderful)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/66 "2007-01-31T20:49:07Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] I could not find it, who refered to Beyonce as a natural look? [/QUOTE] I know it’s hard to find, all buried down there deep in the thread - no wait, it’s not. First page. Post 45. You know, most browsers have some kind of “Find on page” ability. You might want to look into that. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/67 "2007-01-31T20:53:40Z")
[QUOTE=HandsomeBWonderful] I know it’s hard to find, all buried down there deep in the thread - no wait, it’s not. First page. Post 45. You know, most browsers have some kind of “Find on page” ability. You might want to look into that. [/QUOTE] Good idea and you are correct. You might want to try the innovative Reply button next time, to make it clear who you were responding to. You know the one you just used on my post. 😉 Jim ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/68 "2007-01-31T20:58:29Z")
I’m with **DrDeth** - Beyonce is major eye candy, and if I ever had the opportunity to walk the red carpet with a hottie celebrity, she’d be a great choice. But then I’d have the driver drop her off and bring me over to Fergie’s place, and she’d rock my world. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/69 "2007-01-31T21:19:54Z")
[QUOTE=McNew] I’m with **DrDeth** - Beyonce is major eye candy, and if I ever had the opportunity to walk the red carpet with a hottie celebrity, she’d be a great choice. But then I’d have the driver drop her off and bring me over to Fergie’s place, and she’d rock my world. [/QUOTE] I don’t know about that. Isn’t she with Jay-Z? I’m ashamed for knowing that even if it is wrong. He doesn’t strike me as the type who hook up with someone who wasn’t rocking his world, but I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/70 "2007-01-31T21:21:36Z")
Are you kidding me? Beyonce is miles ahead of Fergie. Fergie looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. OTOH, Beyonce looks like she fell out of the good looking tree and missed every branch…and landed on a big, soft pillow. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/71 "2007-01-31T21:38:28Z")
Wait… people think Fergie is hotter than _Beyonce_?! ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/72 "2007-01-31T22:06:51Z")
[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF] Wait… people think Fergie is hotter than _Beyonce_?! [/QUOTE] My thinking is just the opposite. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/73 "2007-01-31T22:13:46Z")
Isn’t this question a bit flawed? It’s like asking who has better steak: Ponderosa or Sizzler? Both Beyonce and Fergie are passing attractive when made up or air-brushed… but neither is the pinnacle of beauty. In fact between the two of them, the only one with a truly remarkable feature is Fergie… she has abs of steel. She’s the Sizzler of the two, if you are hungry enough. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/74 "2007-02-01T00:42:40Z")
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/75 "2007-02-01T02:13:29Z")
[QUOTE=D\_Odds] Fergie is a classic ‘butterface’. Great bod, better than Beyonce, _but her_ face could stop a clock. [/QUOTE] I concur. Beyonce is much prettier in the face. It’s like apples and oranges though. Beyonce is bootylicious while Fergie is clearly fergilicious. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/76 "2007-02-01T02:52:47Z")
[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF] Wait… people think Fergie is hotter than _Beyonce_?! [/QUOTE] I’m confused as well. > [@](#): > > …Mariko Morikawa… [Wiki article](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariko_Morikawa) (no nudity, but lots of clevage). Whoa. How? Whoa… ---
**Author:** ![Kiros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/439d5e/32.png) [@Kiros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiros)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/77 "2007-02-01T03:18:50Z")
Put me in the “Beyonce, and I thought there would be more replies about how this was a joke topic” category. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/78 "2007-02-01T03:29:32Z")
[QUOTE=Wolfian] [Wiki article](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariko_Morikawa) (no nudity, but lots of clevage). Whoa. How? Whoa… [/QUOTE] Ho! Whoa.. hu… huh…\* hummuna\*. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/79 "2007-02-01T03:38:34Z")
That dress of Beyonce’s looks painful. Neither of them is all that attractive, but they are not looking to attract me, so my vote doesn’t count. In terms of beauty, though-Beyonce wins out. Despite possible silicone breasts and (for all I know) collagen injections, she has the cheekbones and facial structure that says “beauty” to us. Fergie doesn’t; her features will coarsen even more in another 5 years. Just my 2 cents. ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_Ergaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Homo\_Ergaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_Ergaster)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221/80 "2007-02-01T04:07:36Z")
[QUOTE=Wolfian] I’m confused as well. [Wiki article](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariko_Morikawa) (no nudity, but lots of clevage). Whoa. How? Whoa… [/QUOTE] My hands aren’t THAT big. There is, I regret saying, such a thing as too much of a good thing [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-hotter-fergie-or-beyonce/390221.md?page=5)