# Who is into scat sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080 "2003-09-02T05:11:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Homer\_J.Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a698b9/32.png) [@Homer\_J.Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J.Simpson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/1 "2003-09-02T05:11:08Z")
Is anybody here into scat sex? My girlfriend really wants to try this, but I don’t know what it is. I didn’t want my girlfriend to know I didn’t know what it was. I tired a Google search, but the sites wanted me to pay first. So does anybody here have scat sex? Is it fun? ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/2 "2003-09-02T05:16:00Z")
I’m not into it myself, but I hear it’s the shit. ---
**Author:** ![Homer\_J.Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a698b9/32.png) [@Homer\_J.Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J.Simpson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/3 "2003-09-02T05:18:24Z")
So should I try it? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/4 "2003-09-02T05:18:40Z")
Darn, the only reason I opened this thread was to find out what the heck “scat” sex was… Sorry Homer, can’t help ya. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/5 "2003-09-02T05:22:35Z")
I wouldn’t, **Homer**. I mean, live and let live, and all that (hey I should know, I’m a lez), but feces has so much bacteria and whatnot in it. It’s likely to make you ill, especially if it comes in contact with your bloodstream. It’s also very smelly (duh) and you can’t always control its consistency. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/6 "2003-09-02T05:22:46Z")
A rope-bop-a- doodle wid a bring-back-a- scroodle. A fling-flang a rama wid a bing-bang a dama. I loves me some scat, so don’t gimme no shit about it, okay? 😃 Q ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/7 "2003-09-02T05:26:28Z")
Never tried it, don’t plan on trying it, but I believe it’s sex that involves defecation in some way or another. ---
**Author:** ![Homer\_J.Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a698b9/32.png) [@Homer\_J.Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J.Simpson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/8 "2003-09-02T05:31:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Never tried it, don’t plan on trying it, but I believe it’s sex that involves defecation in some way or another. Umm…that doesn’t sound sound fun. I thought scat had to do with jazz, not defecation. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/9 "2003-09-02T05:32:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homer J. Simpson \* > \*\*So should I try it? \*\* If being pooped on seems like it might be sexy, sure, go for it. Of course, now I’ve got this image in my head of Marge taking a dump on Homer. No, it’s not a pretty image. I’d skip this particular fetish myself, but to each his/her own. How much does your girlfriend want to try it? ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/10 "2003-09-02T05:33:48Z")
~really, really wishes she weren’t so curious~ Your girlfriend _wants_ to try this?? ~boggles~ ---
**Author:** ![Homer\_J.Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a698b9/32.png) [@Homer\_J.Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J.Simpson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/11 "2003-09-02T05:36:25Z")
> [@](#): > > How much does your girlfriend want to try it? I don’t know, but I am beginning to wonder why she took home the extra wet-naps from dinner tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/12 "2003-09-02T05:38:03Z")
Thanks for sharing, **Anamorphic** …now I can’t get it out of my head either. Vile! ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/13 "2003-09-02T05:38:06Z")
Sorry, chief. Anything involving poo is out of my realm of expertise. In fact, poo belongs in one place. And that place is not on me. ---
**Author:** ![Homer\_J.Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a698b9/32.png) [@Homer\_J.Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J.Simpson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/14 "2003-09-02T05:40:44Z")
Ok, how exactly does scat involve shit? ---
**Author:** ![Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_to_be_Queen)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/15 "2003-09-02T05:45:51Z")
“Scat” is short for scatological, which means involving feces. No, I have not tried it. No, I don’t want to try it. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/16 "2003-09-02T05:46:09Z")
Scat is another name for shit. It’s what the boy scouts and such call animal droppings, because “scat” sounds so much more boy scoutly than “raccoon shit.” ---
**Author:** ![Homer\_J.Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a698b9/32.png) [@Homer\_J.Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J.Simpson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/17 "2003-09-02T05:47:55Z")
Does this involve animal feces? ---
**Author:** ![Homer\_J.Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a698b9/32.png) [@Homer\_J.Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_J.Simpson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/18 "2003-09-02T05:48:58Z")
P.S. I really hope I misunderstood my grilfriend. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/19 "2003-09-02T05:49:03Z")
“Scat” is a euphemism for shit. Scat play can involve defecating on someone, spreading it around on one’s body, and/or eating the human waste in question. Just google “coprophilia”, or[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia]look it up in the dictionary[/url. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/20 "2003-09-02T05:50:10Z")
Ok excuse my crappy coding, it’s bedtime for me obviously. Not to mention that I confused “encyclopedia” with “dictionary”. G’night all. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080.md?page=2)