# Who is into scat sex?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080 "2003-09-02T05:11:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/21 "2003-09-02T05:52:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Homer J. Simpson \*  
> \*\*Does this involve animal feces? \*\*

I think it usually involves your girlfriend or yourself being the shitter or the shittee.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/22 "2003-09-02T05:56:06Z")

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I think Cecil or one of the staffers did a column on this.

I’d pass, thankyouverymuch.

_shudder_

(I have a hard time surpressing my gag reflex when I have to scoop the litterbox. Why ANYONE would find this sexy is beyond me)

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/23 "2003-09-02T05:59:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Homer J. Simpson \*  
> \*\*P.S. I really hope I misunderstood my grilfriend. \*\*

I’m hoping it’s either that or she thought it was something else like…I dunno, bondage or something.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/24 "2003-09-02T06:00:48Z")

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She isn’t a certain wise-cracking puppet from a certain late night talk show, is she?

“Homer is a good boyfriend. For me to poop on.”

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**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/25 "2003-09-02T07:23:05Z")

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!!EXTREME WARNING!!  
\<link removed\> the space is there for your protection

No i didn’t find this by myself. The class clown of my high school graduating class found it after being told by a teacher that he (the clown) would find scat interesting.

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/26 "2003-09-02T07:38:58Z")

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I just _had_ to check it out…

You know, we really need that vomiting smiley…

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/27 "2003-09-02T07:39:53Z")

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**Homer** , I highly doubt anyone on this board has had sex with Scatman Crothers…

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/28 "2003-09-02T07:46:28Z")

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I have a sneaking suspicion that the OP was someone who knew exactly what scat means and just wanted to be edgy.

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**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/29 "2003-09-02T07:54:03Z")

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I have to say I’m with **Opal** on this one.

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/30 "2003-09-02T07:55:22Z")

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Whatever floats your…

Naw, too easy.

On a serious note, I’m all for folks doing any damned thing they want in the privacy of their own homes, but please don’t do this in a hotel room, as I might be the next occupant. The same goes for you watersports folks, too. 🙂

Homer, I did hear a FOAF story that involved an unwitting guy, a glass table, and a girl who, unbeknownst to said guy, seemed to be into that sort of thing. If you want to experiment with scat, that would certainly be a way to find out if you’re into that sort of thing, as there wouldn’t have to be any contact with said substance. If she’s into it so much, she might even be willing to perform the clean up afterwards.

I do agree that it’s probably not a very sanitary activity, so do so at your own risk.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/31 "2003-09-02T09:27:11Z")

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No, no, no, no, no.

No.

No way.

No.

I did have a female friend who was in oral flagrante delicto with her boyfriend, and she was on top, and when she came she pooped on the guy’s chest.

But no. I don’t find that sexy at all.

Did I mention “no”?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/32 "2003-09-02T10:10:59Z")

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**Homer J. Simpson** , stop pulling our collective leg. And if you _were_ seriously questioning what it was, which I doubt, work on your Google skills. You could have found out without using the SDMB for it. We’re no prudes, but we’re not Penthouse Forum (or in this case, worse) either.

Closed.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-into-scat-sex/199080/33 "2003-09-02T10:15:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SlickRoenick \*  
> \*\*!!EXTREME WARNING!!  
> \<link removed\> the space is there for your protection
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> No i didn’t find this by myself. The class clown of my high school graduating class found it after being told by a teacher that he (the clown) would find scat interesting. \*\*

Don’t **EVER** post links like that on the SDMB, or you’re out. It doesn’t matter if you put a space in it: this was the last time, period.

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