# Who is on the Mustache Mount Rushmore? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 15, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532 "2014-05-15T16:47:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/1 "2014-05-15T16:47:04Z")
Not some random person online who has a great mustache, but someone known for their mustache. My off-the-top-of-my-head candidates Tom Selleck Uncle Pennybags Sam Elliott Hulk Hogan Charlie Chaplin (too Hitler-esque possibly) Rollie Fingers Ambrose Burnside Geraldo Reivera Burt Reynolds Freddy Mercury ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/2 "2014-05-15T17:22:12Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Not some random person online who has a great mustache, but someone known for their mustache. > > My off-the-top-of-my-head candidates > > Tom Selleck > Uncle Pennybags > Sam Elliott > Hulk Hogan > Charlie Chaplin (too Hitler-esque possibly) > Rollie Fingers > Ambrose Burnside > Geraldo Reivera > Burt Reynolds > Freddy Mercury Ron Swanson. What do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/3 "2014-05-15T17:40:16Z")
Adolf Hitler Joseph Stalin Fu Manchu Salvador Dali Groucho Marx ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/4 "2014-05-15T17:40:55Z")
Ming the Merciless/Fu Manchu/Dr. Zin GMTA 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/5 "2014-05-15T17:49:11Z")
[Nietzsche](http://www.mandm.org.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/FriedrichNietzsche.jpg), author of “Man and Superstache.” ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/6 "2014-05-15T17:52:54Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > Ron Swanson. What do I win? This was going to be my nomination, so instead I’ll say: [Roger C. Carmel](https://www.google.com/search?q=roger+c.+carmel&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=5P50U_TaBcWSqAbWzYCoBw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1746&bih=861) ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/7 "2014-05-15T17:56:15Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > Adolf Hitler > Joseph Stalin > Fu Manchu > Salvador Dali > Groucho Marx Good ones! ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/8 "2014-05-15T18:04:55Z")
Snidely Whiplash Mario Cheech Harry Reems ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/9 "2014-05-15T18:05:16Z")
I’m sorry, but[Mark Twain’s mustache](https://www.marktwainhouse.org/admin/assets/images/photo_gallery/1289926514-Mark%20Twain.jpg)was the alpha and omega of mustaches. His was the one true mustache, the \*only \*true mustache, of which all other mustaches are mere shadows. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/10 "2014-05-15T18:13:10Z")
Adolph Hitler Frito Bandito Rollie Fingers Burt Reynolds ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/11 "2014-05-15T18:16:21Z")
He’s already on Mount Rushmore - Teddy Roosevelt! ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/12 "2014-05-15T18:17:42Z")
Honorable mentions: Wilford Brimley Gene Shalit Einstein ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/13 "2014-05-15T18:24:58Z")
[Al “the Mad Hungarian” Hrabosky](http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocvarsity/blogs/ocvarsity.freedomblogging.com/headshot.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/14 "2014-05-15T18:28:40Z")
[Trapper John](https://www.google.com/search?q=trapper+john&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=rwZ1U-C0OoaMqAbm6oLoAw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1746&bih=861#q=trapper%20john%20elliott%20gould&revid=609795310&tbm=isch&imgdii=_) (as played by Elliott Gould) [William Powell](https://www.google.com/search?q=william+Powell&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=hAd1U97CH8WNqgaKvYGQDQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1746&bih=861) ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/15 "2014-05-15T18:36:46Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > He’s already on Mount Rushmore - Teddy Roosevelt! I was just going to say that! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/16 "2014-05-15T18:38:08Z")
Frank Zappa Salvador Dali ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/17 "2014-05-15T18:41:30Z")
Clark Gable or Errol Flynn for an example of the non-bushy well groomed style. Wyatt Earp ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/18 "2014-05-15T18:54:10Z")
Gamel Nasser Saddam Hussein Anwar Sadat Frank Zappa Pancho Villa David Crosby ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/19 "2014-05-15T19:04:29Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > This was going to be my nomination, so instead I’ll say: > > [Roger C. Carmel](https://www.google.com/search?q=roger+c.+carmel&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=5P50U_TaBcWSqAbWzYCoBw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1746&bih=861) [Earl Hickey.](http://www.thecomedychannel.com.au/.imaging/stk/comedychannel/sixteenByNine628x353/dms/comedychannel/My-Name-Is-Earl/Images/my-name-is-earl-S4-earl/document/my-name-is-earl-S4-earl.jpg) Deadwood lawman [Seth Bullock](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Seth_Bullock.gif) (the real one) ---
**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-on-the-mustache-mount-rushmore/688532/20 "2014-05-15T19:10:21Z")
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