# Who is that black guy in every commercial on TV

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 8, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512 "2005-03-08T03:30:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![brickbacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@brickbacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brickbacon)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/21 "2005-03-08T21:01:33Z")

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> [@Askia](#):
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> [Is this the guy?](http://tt.mainstreet.net/ttoutpost/McDonalds_PingPong_Laundry_Mat.jpg)

YES!!! Where did you find that? Who is that guy?

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/22 "2005-03-08T21:09:03Z")

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Don’t get excited. I Googled McDonalds ad and Chicken selects until I saw a black guy fitting your general description.

But it’s a terrible picture. Something about his body stance looks oddly familiar. Chances are though, if this guy is doing all the commerical work you mention, he’s undoubtedly LA based and has bit parts on UPN TV shows, maybe a few music videoes, or works in movies.

I’m looking at that head thinking, “He could’ve gotten a part in CUTZ or the BARBERSHOP movies, easy.”

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**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/23 "2005-03-09T00:19:46Z")

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> [@lorene](#):
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> Yes, and he was in a commercial for Golden Grahams, playing a kid whose parents pick him up for a visit from college. Then they leave him by the side of the road when he tells them he missed Golden Grahams so much that he just might eat the whole box.

He’s also in the Capitol One commercial with David Spade. He’s the guy who’s learning how to say “No” to everything and then he answers the rhetorical “What’s in YOUR wallet?” question at the end.

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**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/24 "2005-03-09T00:37:17Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> While we are on **Who’s That Black Guy**? [s/zie=1] Sidebar: Wouldn’t that be a great name for a game show?[/size]
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> Who is the guy who is the State Farm ( or Allstate) who is in all their commercials. I love him in a Morgan Freeman kinda of way. Intelligence and competance radiates from him.

This guy?..and it’s Allstate. Dennis Haysbert.

[http://www.adsearch.co.kr/admin/base/ad\_article/upload/DennisHaysbert\_2004\_08\_18\_05\_46\_45.jpg](http://www.adsearch.co.kr/admin/base/ad_article/upload/DennisHaysbert_2004_08_18_05_46_45.jpg)

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/25 "2005-03-09T14:07:04Z")

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I posted a request for the IMDB of Commercials a few years ago whenan attractive blond, who I just know I saw in porn or softcore, started appearing on EVERY commercial!

No luck identifying her.

But currently, I am seeing a lot of commercial stars. There is a guy in the Burger King “Office” ads that seems to be everywhere.

He is in Aspen Edge and was recently in one of those stock market (Nasdaq?) commericals where people confuse investors with CEOs. He was the waiter who started singing to his customer (who LOOKED just like Rita Wilson!)

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**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/26 "2005-03-09T14:35:17Z")

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There is this white guy with what looks like premature grey hair who is doing a lot of commericals.

In the movies he is “Inconsiderate Cell Phone Man” and on TV he does a spot for some sort of protien drink “solenge” or something like that. He does other stuff too.

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**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/27 "2005-03-09T15:56:42Z")

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He was also on a Captain Morgan commercial, where he’s skating sideways while maintaining the smiling Captian Morgan pose.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/28 "2005-03-09T18:54:33Z")

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> [@watsonwil](#):
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> But currently, I am seeing a lot of commercial stars. There is a guy in the Burger King “Office” ads that seems to be everywhere.

You might be referring to [Joel McHale](http://www.eonline.com/On/People/jmchale.html). He’s also the host of E!'s _The Soup_.

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/29 "2005-03-09T20:12:15Z")

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I am indeed talking about McHale. I didn’t know he was famous.

A few other guys in the past who stuck out as commercial superstars were:

[Joel Moore](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0601376/)started out on the Cingular commercials about overage charges (nerdy guy acting tough) and went on to a few other commercials. Soon after, he had a featured role in Dodgeball.

As well as a guy who did a FedEx commercial and a few others. He also played a small part on an episode of Just Shoot Me where he was one of Finch’s intern boot camp participants (the main guy).

Anyone remember that series of Apple commercials? Where one person, a “real” person is talking about their experience? There was one, about a notebook computer I think, where an actress is talking about buying a gift. At the end, she says “I’m Janie Marsh and I saved Christmas.” I thought that actress had such wonderful charisma. She would have been perfect for a sitcom. Any idea who she was or if she’s done anything since?

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**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/30 "2005-03-09T20:45:02Z")

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Well since this has parted enought times, I feel this is not a Hijack;

1.Haysbert on Allstate

I saw this durring “24” and I wondered at first if there was connection (Above and beyond Allstate being a sponsor.

2.That Country Crock Male voice/Rooms to go Voice/GA tobacco quit line

Isnt this the guy who does the voice of Stu Pickles on rugrats?

3.Old Rooms to go Commercial

Wasn’t this the Dad on Clarissa Explains it all?

1. Has the guy who was Carl Winslow on Family Matters made some rounds in commercials as well?

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/31 "2005-03-09T20:56:37Z")

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> [@watsonwil](#):
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> Anyone remember that series of Apple commercials? Where one person, a “real” person is talking about their experience? There was one, about a notebook computer I think, where an actress is talking about buying a gift. At the end, she says “I’m Janie Marsh and I saved Christmas.” I thought that actress had such wonderful charisma. She would have been perfect for a sitcom. Any idea who she was or if she’s done anything since?

Meet [Janie Porche](http://www.apple.com/switch/stories/janieporche.html). Maybe you could team up with [this guy](http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/stories/2002/10/14/stalkingJaniePorche.html) and “stalk” her.

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**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/32 "2005-03-09T21:04:10Z")

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> [@UrbanChic](#):
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> Meet [Janie Porche](http://www.apple.com/switch/stories/janieporche.html). Maybe you could team up with [this guy](http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/stories/2002/10/14/stalkingJaniePorche.html) and “stalk” her.

LMFAO!

But this is the best zing in the history of the SDMB!

Ouch! You express mild interest in an obscure commercial actress and someone has a stalker website about her.

Didn’t see that one coming!

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**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-that-black-guy-in-every-commercial-on-tv/293512/33 "2005-03-09T21:11:52Z")

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> [@UrbanChic](#):
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> You might be referring to [Joel McHale](http://www.eonline.com/On/People/jmchale.html). He’s also the host of E!'s _The Soup_.

He used to do local improv (used, as in a very long time ago) and it was weird seeing him on national television.

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