# Who is the absolute coolest person on the planet?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [April 20, 2021, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371 "2021-04-20T09:23:29Z")
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### Author: ![EmbarrassingDad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/embarrassingdad/32/5441_2.png) [@EmbarrassingDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmbarrassingDad)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/1 "2021-04-20T09:23:29Z")

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I don’t know.

I’ll advance Harry Connick JR as a nominee

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### Author: ![EmbarrassingDad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/embarrassingdad/32/5441_2.png) [@EmbarrassingDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmbarrassingDad)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/2 "2021-04-20T09:56:40Z")

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Gonna leave the definition of “cool” pretty loose, but here is one more to show the vibe I was looking for…

James Hetfield

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### Author: ![EmbarrassingDad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/embarrassingdad/32/5441_2.png) [@EmbarrassingDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmbarrassingDad)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/3 "2021-04-20T10:02:57Z")

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Absolutely does not have to be a rock star or celebrity.

Tell us why they are so cool

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### Author: ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/4 "2021-04-20T11:17:19Z")

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In the “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” ads, the ad agency pretty well got their finger on the general perception of Cool.

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### Author: ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/5 "2021-04-20T11:52:39Z")

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I’ll vote for Barack Obama. Not only is he a highly evolved, educated, and compassionate human being, he also has flawless aplomb. Despite being under constant attack from racist troglodytes for his entire 8 years in office, he maintained his composure and dignity.

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#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/6 "2021-04-20T12:02:57Z")

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And he can sing

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### Author: ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/7 "2021-04-20T12:06:45Z")

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Seconded, Obama is most cool and he can dance as well as sing. My runner up would have to be [Keanu Reeves](https://www.boredpanda.com/positive-things-keanu-reeves/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic).

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### Author: ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/8 "2021-04-20T12:16:43Z")

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Keith Richards. Read his autobiography “Life”, and you know why. He also plays a mean guitar 😉.

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### Author: ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/9 "2021-04-20T12:19:01Z")

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Jack Black is, in my opinion, extremely cool.

Jack White is not cool at all.

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### Author: ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/10 "2021-04-20T12:19:15Z")

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Me. Sad isn’t it?

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### Author: ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/11 "2021-04-20T12:23:07Z")

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The Dalai Lama? The dude is never perturbed.

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### Author: ![Tired\_and\_Cranky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@Tired\_and\_Cranky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tired_and_Cranky)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/12 "2021-04-20T13:05:33Z")

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Keanu Reeves is pretty cool and Obama’s even cooler. I nominate [Greta Thunberg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greta_Thunberg). She is a climate change champion. She is no limousine liberal. In 2019, to attend the UN Climate Change conference without generating CO2 by flying, [she sailed across the Atlantic](https://www.npr.org/2019/11/13/778862907/greta-thunberg-sets-sail-for-home-and-the-u-n-climate-conference). When they moved the next round of U.N talks from Chile to Madrid, she sailed back. She is relentless and persuasive. I hope she makes a difference.

Runner up in the “guys you’ve never heard of” category is [Khaleel Sievwright](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/16/world/canada/khaleel-seivwright-toronto-homeless.html). Raised in a low-in come family by immigrants, he learned how to play the piano, formed a band, and toured. Then he learned construction trades. Then he learned subsistence farming on a commune. He’s s self-taught painter. Currently, when he’s not organizing volunteers to build tiny houses (of his own design) for homeless people to survive the winter in Toronto, he might be reading philosophy, teaching chess, or advocating for those same homeless people.

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#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/13 "2021-04-20T13:25:10Z")

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I second Greta Thunberg. Also nominate Jane Goodall. And if she wasn’t disqualified by being dead, Ursula LeGuin.

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#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/14 "2021-04-20T14:11:54Z")

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I’d totally love to hang out some evening with Barack Obama, Tom Waits, and Quentin Tarantino. Beyond cool and into the realm of frosty.

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#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/15 "2021-04-20T14:18:08Z")

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I second Barack, but want to add Bill Murray to the list.

[![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g9rzhSUcAhA/URtj4Kb2KwI/AAAAAAAAhVk/wvcNN4UVljY/s1600/Accept+the+fact+that.jpg) ](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g9rzhSUcAhA/URtj4Kb2KwI/AAAAAAAAhVk/wvcNN4UVljY/s1600/Accept+the+fact+that.jpg)

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#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/16 "2021-04-20T14:24:24Z")

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Billy Zoom

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#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/17 "2021-04-20T15:12:46Z")

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I’m tempted to go with Obama, too, but I’d have to qualify it by saying “coolest native English speaker” for me.

There may be non-English speakers who trounce him handily, but what makes them so damned cool isn’t accessible to me.

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### Author: ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/18 "2021-04-20T15:16:05Z")

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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer was the coolest.

> **[Watch Saturday Night Live Highlight: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - NBC.com](https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/unfrozen-caveman-lawyer/2862211)**
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> Watch Saturday Night Live highlight 'Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer' on NBC.com

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#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/19 "2021-04-20T15:18:30Z")

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What, no love for Putin?

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### Author: ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2021, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-absolute-coolest-person-on-the-planet/940371/20 "2021-04-20T15:19:54Z")

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My first thought was also Keanu Reeves.

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