# who is the actor being portrayed? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 8, 2006, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609 "2006-07-08T07:17:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bloo-bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c77e96/32.png) [@bloo-bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bloo-bird)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/1 "2006-07-08T07:17:44Z")
I heartily enjoy Celebrity Jeopardy on Saturday Night Live. I know who Will Farrell is supposed to be, obviously. But I forget the name of the actor played by Darrell Hammond. Help? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/2 "2006-07-08T07:19:18Z")
He was Sean Connery. ---
**Author:** ![bloo-bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c77e96/32.png) [@bloo-bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bloo-bird)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/3 "2006-07-08T07:31:28Z")
Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/4 "2006-07-08T12:55:22Z")
I’ll take anal bum covers for $50, you rogue! ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/5 "2006-07-08T16:31:11Z")
I’ll take the penis mightier for $500 Alex. ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/6 "2006-07-08T16:51:55Z")
“I’ll take Famous Titties for six hundred, Alex.” “That’s _titles_, Mr. Connery. Famous Titles.” “Suck it, Trebek.” ---
**Author:** ![bloo-bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c77e96/32.png) [@bloo-bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bloo-bird)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/7 "2006-07-08T17:26:24Z")
Not in the R’s? Thats not what your mother said last night! ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/8 "2006-07-08T22:53:16Z")
I’ll take “The Rapists” for 200. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/9 "2006-07-09T00:33:08Z")
I love this whole gag. It’s just so bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/10 "2006-07-09T01:05:39Z")
“You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek!” ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/11 "2006-07-09T13:21:49Z")
“Wait, wait, wait… are you selling Penis Mightiers?” “No! No, I’m not.” “Well, you’re sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!” ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-actor-being-portrayed/363609/12 "2006-07-09T18:00:27Z")
“This is the sound a doggy makes.” “Moo” “No” “Well, that’s the sound your mother made last night!”