# Who is the better band, The Beatles or Oasis?

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**Created:** [July 11, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329 "2010-07-11T21:20:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Captain\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Captain\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/1 "2010-07-11T21:20:18Z")

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Howdy!

That’s the question, who is the better band, The Beatles or Oasis?

I humbly not ask to compare to any other bands like the Stones etc.

Beatles or Oasis?

Discuss.

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/2 "2010-07-11T21:30:05Z")

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You’re kidding, right?

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/3 "2010-07-11T21:32:23Z")

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I preferred the band Menswear myself.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/4 "2010-07-11T21:35:57Z")

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Beatles. It isn’t close.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/5 "2010-07-11T21:46:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Who is the better band, The Beatles or Oasis?

I’d say Oasis came in fourth place, behind the Beatles, the Who, and the Band.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/6 "2010-07-11T21:48:09Z")

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Totally different leagues. The Beatles are the NY Yankees (spit!). Oasis is a t-ball team. For clumsy kids.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/7 "2010-07-11T21:50:27Z")

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Oasis… remind me who they were?

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/8 "2010-07-11T21:58:49Z")

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If you did a poll, the odds are that more than 100% would vote for The Beatles.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/9 "2010-07-11T22:14:51Z")

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[QUOTE=njtt]  
You’re kidding, right?  
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That was my reaction too. After I quit laughing.

> [@Captain\_Midnight](#):
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> Beatles or Oasis?
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> Discuss.

What’s to discuss?

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/10 "2010-07-11T22:15:20Z")

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Hell, I posed the question once, after watching [this live performance of Kid Charlemagne](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58), as to whether Steely Dan wasn’t actually a much better band than the Beatles. The board’s musicos answered right away, and the answer was “No.” 😛

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**Author:** ![The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stafford_cripps/32/7167_2.png) [@The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stafford_Cripps)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/11 "2010-07-11T22:17:30Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> If you did a poll, the odds are that more than 100% would vote for The Beatles.

And I would guess that the members of Oasis would be amongst those voting for the Beatles.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/12 "2010-07-11T22:19:38Z")

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> [@Scheidt-Hoch](#):
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> And I would guess that the members of Oasis would be amongst those voting for the Beatles.

Liam Gallagher would probably punch the OP in the face just for asking.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/13 "2010-07-11T22:31:25Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Hell, I posed the question once, after watching [this live performance of Kid Charlemagne](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58), as to whether Steely Dan wasn’t actually a much better band than the Beatles. The board’s musicos answered right away, and the answer was “No.” 😛

Well, if the question is are the studio honchos hired by Becker and Fagen more _proficient instrumentalists_ than the Beatles, well obviously yes. But a better _band_? Naw. They’re hardly a genuine band at all.

But the real reason I responded was to note that I was really grooving on this clip until they got to the chorus, where they totally fucked up the hook by shortening one note, changing it from “get aaa-long…” to “getalooong…”

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**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/14 "2010-07-11T22:38:54Z")

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ABBA is better than Oasis by a light year. The Beatles are two universes away.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/15 "2010-07-11T22:44:46Z")

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Who the heck is Oasis, and why would they even merit comparison to the Beatles? Even to ask “is so-and-so better than the Beatles” is pretty high praise for so-and-so… Do these Oasis folks (whom I’ve genuinely never heard of) deserve even that?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/16 "2010-07-11T22:50:59Z")

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The Beatles and who?

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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/17 "2010-07-11T22:53:50Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Who the heck is Oasis, and why would they even merit comparison to the Beatles? Even to ask “is so-and-so better than the Beatles” is pretty high praise for so-and-so… Do these Oasis folks (whom I’ve genuinely never heard of) deserve even that?

The OP’s question is stupid, but you honestly have never heard of Oasis? 😕

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**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/18 "2010-07-11T22:59:49Z")

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I can remember (and probably recite a good portion of) at least a dozen Beatles songs given a few minutes, and I _like_ most of them. Oasis… Oh yeah, they did wonderwall.

What was the question again?

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/19 "2010-07-11T22:59:55Z")

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> [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](#):
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> The OP’s question is stupid, but you honestly have never heard of Oasis? 😕

Why is that surprising? My parents lived through Beatlemania as teenagers, and I can guarantee that neither of them have ever heard of Oasis.

Oasis was much bigger in the UK than they were on this side of the pond.

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**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-better-band-the-beatles-or-oasis/546329/20 "2010-07-11T23:12:18Z")

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I saw 18 replies and had to see what the discussion was. Glad to see it’s about why this is even a question. 🙂

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