# Who is the composite Doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 25, 2013, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300 "2013-05-25T08:05:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/1 "2013-05-25T08:05:44Z")
He or she would be … 1. an atheist ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/2 "2013-05-25T08:40:41Z")
1. an American ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/3 "2013-05-25T08:43:07Z")
3.Upper-middle class 4.Highly educated ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/4 "2013-05-25T09:23:47Z")
1. a nitpicker ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/5 "2013-05-25T12:13:56Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > 3.Upper-middle class > 4.Highly educated I agree on education (though I don’t think the “average” Doper has more than a bachelor’s degree). But upper-middle class? There are a lot of folks here working in minimum-wage and service industry jobs (call centers, etc.) I’m guessing the median income here is pretty close to the national average. ---
**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/6 "2013-05-25T13:25:20Z")
Median age = over 40 ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/7 "2013-05-25T13:42:28Z")
Cynical with a mushy center that peeks out every now and then. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/8 "2013-05-25T14:01:29Z")
1. Lefty ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/9 "2013-05-25T14:16:56Z")
Hung like a mule. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/10 "2013-05-25T16:18:01Z")
List-obsessed ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/11 "2013-05-25T16:22:08Z")
Pet-loving ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/12 "2013-05-25T16:22:44Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Hung like a mule. More like a light switch. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/13 "2013-05-25T16:35:46Z")
1. MEME obsessed. 2. Pun-y. . ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/14 "2013-05-25T16:36:46Z")
He already exists. And tweets: [https://twitter.com/typicaldoper](https://twitter.com/typicaldoper) ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/15 "2013-05-25T17:49:47Z")
1. Watches a fair amount of TV. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/16 "2013-05-25T19:00:39Z")
1. Has a sense of humor. 2. Is able to follow a meme. 3. Is curious. 1. …profit! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/17 "2013-05-25T22:38:16Z")
Often says “INAD” and “INAL.” Is not a doctor and is not a lawyer. Has a wide spectrum of emotions, from :rolleyes: and :dubious: and 😕 to 😉 and 😃 and :eek:. “LOL” much less than most people. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/18 "2013-05-25T22:58:11Z")
Straight. ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/19 "2013-05-25T23:25:21Z")
You guys missed a very obvious one: liberal. ---
**Author:** ![Rowanchilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Rowanchilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rowanchilde)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/20 "2013-05-25T23:33:04Z")
I’m too new here to be certain, but humorously intellectual with just the right amount of cynicism sprinkled in… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300.md?page=2)