# Who is the composite Doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 25, 2013, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300 "2013-05-25T08:05:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/21 "2013-05-26T00:28:01Z")
SF fan ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/22 "2013-05-26T01:05:34Z")
Has a cat. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/23 "2013-05-26T01:08:43Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > You guys missed a very obvious one: liberal. You missed post#8: > [@Chefguy](#): > > 1. Lefty ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/24 "2013-05-26T01:09:05Z")
Willing to make a case with TPTB but not so much to get banned. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/25 "2013-05-26T01:10:43Z")
-Overweight -A foodie -Monty Python fan -a Rush fan ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/26 "2013-05-26T01:16:57Z")
I hadn’t noticed us being more overweight than the general population. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/27 "2013-05-26T01:25:25Z")
Has lots of socks. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/28 "2013-05-26T01:29:56Z")
and loves to feed monsters under bridges 1. also loves to count ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/29 "2013-05-26T01:38:01Z")
HATES Ayn Rand (but possibly never read anything by her). ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/30 "2013-05-26T02:01:08Z")
They all started reading at the age of fetus, and their children are all gifted. Also, self-diagnosed Asperger’s. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/31 "2013-05-26T02:03:39Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > -Overweight I already said American in the second post. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/32 "2013-05-26T02:13:47Z")
Can survive solely on: 1. Beer 2. Pan-fried semen 3. Buckeyes ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/33 "2013-05-26T02:20:20Z")
Atheist ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/34 "2013-05-26T02:49:49Z")
conspicuously involuntarily celibate ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/35 "2013-05-26T03:05:45Z")
1. Repetitious (or possibly posts before reading the thread) ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/36 "2013-05-26T03:17:11Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > HATES Ayn Rand (but possibly never read anything by her). You can only really _hate_ Rand if you’ve suffered through one of her novels. ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/37 "2013-05-26T03:22:25Z")
Is someone I’ll probably never bump into in real life :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/38 "2013-05-26T04:04:12Z")
Is someone who has a better than average command of spelling, grammar, punctuation, and general writing skill. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/39 "2013-05-26T05:14:20Z")
Aggressively pursues any post to do with certain topics of interest, even the insignificant posts. Consequentially, he doesn’t take a middle ground on too many things. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/40 "2013-05-26T06:00:46Z")
Okay, I’ll do it. Do I get, like, business cards or something? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300.md?page=3)