# Who is the composite Doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 25, 2013, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300 "2013-05-25T08:05:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/41 "2013-05-26T14:20:29Z")
1. incredulous > [@wevets](#): > > 1. Repetitious (or possibly posts before reading the thread) but, it’s right there in the OP, which is less than ten words long! ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/42 "2013-05-26T14:35:13Z")
1. Likes to go off on a tangent. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/43 "2013-05-26T14:56:17Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Has a cat. IS a cat. ---
**Author:** ![cougar58](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@cougar58](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cougar58)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/44 "2013-05-26T15:08:20Z")
> [@Hari\_Seldon](#): > > 1. Likes to go off on a tangent. …especially when using circular logic ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/45 "2013-05-26T15:17:56Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Has a cat. Or twelve. And knows how to deal with cat pee. (Actually, those two things go together.) > [@colander](#): > > conspicuously involuntarily celibate I’ve noticed this, too. And yet this is the very population that should be reproducing enthusiastically and often. ---
**Author:** ![cougar58](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@cougar58](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cougar58)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/46 "2013-05-26T15:19:21Z")
> [@cougar58](#): > > …especially when using circular logic I like SDMB because it’s my favorite forum. Cecil Adams is infallible. Whatever Cecil says is true. I have the right to say whatever I want, so you can’t tell me to shut up. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/47 "2013-05-26T15:23:29Z")
Is a Lurker and probably has fewer than 100 posts to his/her credit. ---
**Author:** ![Asympotically\_fat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Asympotically\_fat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asympotically_fat)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/48 "2013-05-26T15:23:47Z")
Has killed before and will probably kill again ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/49 "2013-05-26T17:19:26Z")
Has read Lord Of The Rings 2,589 times and can discuss, in great length and detail, every single detail of the book and, from memory, can easily recite the names of every character ever mentioned in the book, as well as tell you their family lineage and what they had to eat on page 349. They can also speak Elvish, but otherwise, do not speak a second language (other than a smattering of Klingon). ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/50 "2013-05-26T17:59:15Z")
Repetitious. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/51 "2013-05-26T19:10:30Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I’ve noticed this, too. And yet this is the very population that should be reproducing enthusiastically and often. **strongly** disagree ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/52 "2013-05-26T19:28:28Z")
Helpful. If you need help with something, dopers will jump on it for you. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/53 "2013-05-26T23:16:40Z")
Considers emigration when opposing political party wins presidential election. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/54 "2013-05-27T01:34:38Z")
Funny as hell. Veritable smartasses. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/55 "2013-05-27T01:38:23Z")
1. Can give you the title and a summation of every single Star Trek TOS episode, and each of the movies. 2. Hates George Lucas. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/56 "2013-05-27T01:40:24Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Helpful. If you need help with something, dopers will jump on it for you. Unless they think you’re asking for help with homework. ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/57 "2013-05-27T02:30:00Z")
Has a dark secret. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300/58 "2013-05-27T02:36:50Z")
Begs for money on the internet Has issues with their mom Doesn’t get ‘signals’ women give [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-composite-doper/659300.md?page=2)