# Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People pages? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032 "2001-01-14T22:13:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tclouie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tclouie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tclouie)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/1 "2001-01-14T22:13:58Z")
I would like to request that people please not use this thread to criticize someone’s looks, or to say they’re ugly or anything like that. This thread is meant to be positive. It takes a certain amount of courage to post your picture online, and I don’t want these people to get burned for their courage. So let’s give them the compliments they deserve. No one’s feelings can be hurt this way, even by omission, because there are too many posters for everyone to be mentioned. No sexual fantasies either, please. Not unless you know the person personally and you know they wouldn’t mind. So, then: Females: Cyndar is very attractive. (It was her post in my “exotic beauty” thread that first led me to the People pages.) Geobabe is lovely in a sedate way. Males: SPOOFE Bo Diddley is a handsome younger-looking man. CalMeacham is a handsome older-looking man. MODERATOR: If you feel this thread is inappropriate, go ahead and shut it down. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/2 "2001-01-14T22:19:35Z")
**racinchikki**. Of course, I’m a bit biased…😉 ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/3 "2001-01-14T23:25:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tclouie \* > \*\* > > MODERATOR: If you feel this thread is inappropriate, go ahead and shut it down. \*\* Shut it down! I’m waiting, all simpery and coy, for my name to be mentioned! Oh, yeah, that’s right. My pic isn’t on the People Pages. No sweat, **tclouie** , the only potential problem might be when this thread runs so many pages it slows down the boards. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/4 "2001-01-14T23:36:51Z")
> [@](#): > > Geobabe is lovely in a sedate way. Thank you very much for “lovely,” though I assure you that anyone who has ever met me would never use “sedate” in the same sentence as my name–unless of course, they wanted to have me sedated. ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/5 "2001-01-14T23:42:47Z")
But I am aghast by the concept of a sedated Geobabe. I wanna be sedated! ---
**Author:** ![Seen\_to\_it\_already](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Seen\_to\_it\_already](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seen_to_it_already)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/6 "2001-01-14T23:48:09Z")
[http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/) \*\*Andygirl \*\*looks to be my type. I always wear black. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/7 "2001-01-14T23:49:35Z")
[homoerotic sarcasm]::drools over his keyboard looking at **oldscratch** ’s picture::[/homoerotic sarcasm] No, I’m straight and comfortable with that. So _I_ can admit when a guy is decent looking. Oldscracth, your ok, but you’re no **Fairy Princess Kitty**. Oh wait, she isn’t on the site, oh well, eitherway 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Space\_Vampire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Space\_Vampire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Space_Vampire)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/8 "2001-01-14T23:50:55Z")
Swimming Riddles. So dignified for 21. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/9 "2001-01-14T23:54:10Z")
Hey, back off there **Mercutio** he’s **mine**! 😉 (Thanks for changing your sig by the way!) I, of course, vote for **oldscratch** as well. [sub]But **Simetra** gets a vote too, just cuz.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tclouie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tclouie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tclouie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/10 "2001-01-15T00:13:22Z")
Is it just me or does **Swimming Riddles** bear a passing resemblance to Kelly from the Survivor show? [slight hijack] I thought Kelly was one of the more attractive people on that show, next to Jenna, Gretchen, Gervase and (don’t flame me) Dirk. [/slight hijack] realidad is another pretty one. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/11 "2001-01-15T00:16:37Z")
Oh, \*\* Nymysys \*\*, no doubt about it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/12 "2001-01-15T00:17:33Z")
Oh, you’re all so cute! But if I have to narrow it down… The Men: **Lux Fiat** gets my number one vote. What a studmuffin! (I bet no one’s ever called you that before, huh?) **Coldfire** , **Crunchy Frog** , **Billdo** , **Soulsling** , and **Lizard** are terribly cute as well. Lizard - what nice big beefy arms you have! Yum yum yum! Coldfire has that sexy European thang going, while Crunchy Frog is workingthe bad-boy-but-still-sweet-and-sincere vibe. (I might be looking a little too much at these photos, but hey!). And I met Soulsling in person and can verify that he is cute right to the point of hot. And although my fiance **SuaSponte** isn’t on the page, rest assured that he is terribly, fantastically, unbelievably cute in every possible way! The Ladies: **GreenEyes** has incredibly beautiful eyes, while **Falcon** and **Mega the Roo** are just too cute for words. **Delphica** and **Biggirl** are babes too! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/13 "2001-01-15T00:32:31Z")
I find that the essence of a woman’s beauty is not in her appearance, but in her style, in her soul, and in her substance. That she can communicate and laugh and love are far more attractive features than the superficial once over that is a picture. Sure, a picture can say a thousand words, but I find that the woman herself, her true self, can say so much more. So I find every woman on the SDPP attractive in her own unique way. Her words, her being, they are the true essence of her attractiveness. With those qualifications, I find that there are just too many Dopers to list. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/14 "2001-01-15T00:49:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tclouie \* > \*\*[slight hijack] > I thought Kelly was one of the more attractive people on that show, next to Jenna, Gretchen, Gervase and (don’t flame me) Dirk. > > [/slight hijack] > > \*\* I thought Greg was really sexy. Anyway, Reservoir Dog is a cutie. As is Niggle, even though I don’t recognize that name. And Sue Duhnym is very pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/15 "2001-01-15T01:03:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tclouie \* > \*\*Is it just me or does **Swimming Riddles** bear a passing resemblance to Kelly from the Survivor show? > \*\* I was thinking Joyce Carol Oates without the frizzy hair. ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/16 "2001-01-15T01:15:51Z")
At the risk of appearing shallow… here is my list (in alphabetical order) Men: **Coldfire** , **Crunchy Frog** , **dewt** and **smug**. When someone posts something of interest to me, I look up their picture… 🙂 Women: **Anthracite**. I have no idea what she looks like, but from her stories, her opinions, her intelligence and her wit I think she is beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/17 "2001-01-15T01:27:27Z")
Well, I’m married so I don’t look at other women anymore. 🙂 If I did, there would be more than a few mentionables. One thing though, **Esprix** is a _damn_ hottie! Got me seriously thinking being gay wouldn’t be so bad. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/18 "2001-01-15T01:34:38Z")
Hey **silly** thanks! 🙂 Y’aren’t so bad yerself! And I fully agree with you regarding **Anthracite**! (I bet you that even with no pic posted she will have this sentiment echoed many times) ---
**Author:** ![tclouie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tclouie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tclouie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/19 "2001-01-15T01:35:31Z")
It certainly is gratifying to see that people on these boards are more relaxed about standards of physical attractiveness. You can be overweight, or not conventionally model-beautiful, and still be physically attractive. Good for y’all! ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/20 "2001-01-15T01:51:36Z")
**tclouie** , I think that since the people who post on this board are generally of above-average intelligence, their standards of beauty for the most part are less shallow than most people’s. For myself, while I won’t pretend not to enjoy the compliments I get on my picture, I also realize that physical attractiveness is really nothing more than an accident of genetics and has no bearing on my worth. I will still, of course, gratefully accept any further compliments thrown my way 😉 I just try not to let it go to my head. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=2)