# Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People pages? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032 "2001-01-14T22:13:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![G.Nome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c89c15/32.png) [@G.Nome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Nome)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/181 "2001-01-23T10:11:28Z")
Well, although I feel eternally (and empathetically) sorry for “those whose names are never called when choosing sides for basketball” and although I only got up to the D’s before I got sick of it and just clicked on random People Pages pictures I would like to vote for three people whose names I don’t believe have appeared so far. Firstly, I nominate that poor kid who was blinded at his high school prom – Homer. Maybe he just read too many Spoofe Bo Diddly threads, who knows? Secondly I nominate the guy with the UFOland clothes and nice hair - Lance Turbo. And thirdly, there is a picture of a guy swimming in there somewhere - I forget the name but he has scuba gear on - that one. Does the winner of this thing get a prize? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/182 "2001-01-23T17:20:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*Well, I choose to make my selection on more than looks alone. > > And, I choose Odieman. > > He is a wonderful, loving and giving man, and a good friend. He is always there for me, and he gives good advice and lots of hugs. And I think he is pretty blinkin’ cute, too! > > Scotti \*\* I second this, but I have an addition to the list above. He’s got the best accent I’ve ever heard! 😃 Robin ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/183 "2001-01-23T19:01:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OneChance \* > Why the hell is she in NC and I’m in WA? Life just ain’t fair sometimes. I do miss the west coast… 😉 If you want to meet some of the people from the SDpeople pages, just cruise by chat sometime. All are welcome! ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/184 "2001-01-23T22:40:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\*Feel better now? 😃 You’re hot. > \*\* Yes, I do, thank you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/185 "2001-01-23T23:22:19Z")
Well, **Gunslinger** is, of course, sexyhot. I’m not exactly impartial, but I used to be, and I thought he was cute then too. I love you. **sk8rix tx** is cute too. Hi katie! ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/186 "2001-01-24T01:51:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*Well, **Gunslinger** is, of course, sexyhot. I’m not exactly impartial, but I used to be, and I thought he was cute then too. I love you. > > **sk8rix tx** is cute too. Hi katie! \*\* Yyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss!!! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/187 "2001-01-24T03:34:27Z")
:::blink::: Mr. Cynical thinks _I’m_ boinkable? _saaaaaweeeeeeeeet!_ Ahem. That said, there’s just too freakin’ many hunks o’ burnin’ love on the Pages for me to list. My head starts to spin whenever I go there. The men make me sweat, and the women make me wonder…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/188 "2001-01-24T05:36:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OneChance \* > \*\*geobabe - for some reason, her pic makes her look both dangerous and sassy. What’s up with that? > \ > Of course, all this is based on pics since I know none of these women. > \*\* Nah, you summed me up pretty well! Dangerous and sassy…yeah, I like that… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/189 "2001-01-24T06:54:17Z")
Edwardina and Corvus like me! I’m so happy! [sub]And Corvus, get us a shot of yer whole self. The face is mighty tempting:)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/190 "2001-01-24T08:08:03Z")
Looking over the pics only serves to remind me that a large percentage of the men I think are cute are also unvailable. (poor, single)Michi ---
**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/191 "2001-01-24T17:28:17Z")
Just to put in my two cents, I think **evensven** is hella cute. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/192 "2001-01-24T18:01:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*I’m beginning to think it’s a bad thing I’ve never sent in a picture. Hmmm… \*\* Eh, It didn’t work all that well for me… I sent mine in and only have only got one vote from someone who didn’t even see my pic! Apparently you have to be good looking to get mention 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/193 "2001-01-24T18:19:42Z")
Damn, I didn’t realize all these new people had been added again! But you stand out, **pezpunk** , you hottie! I think you’re a babe. I’m digging the wardrobe (I love a dark-haired man in a backwards cap!), and you’ve got a terrific smile. Can I join the fan club? 🙂 You know, it’s really unfair that I’m forced to drool over all these sexy men who either (a) live on a different coast, or (b) are so hot they must have girlfriends. It’s torture! I’m giving up - I can’t possibly fantasize about all these men in one lifetime. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/194 "2001-01-24T18:54:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\*Damn, I didn’t realize all these new people had been added again! But you stand out, **pezpunk** , you hottie! I think you’re a babe. I’m digging the wardrobe (I love a dark-haired man in a backwards cap!), and you’ve got a terrific smile. > > Can I join the fan club? 🙂 > > You know, it’s really unfair that I’m forced to drool over all these sexy men who either (a) live on a different coast, or (b) are so hot they must have girlfriends. It’s torture! I’m giving up - I can’t possibly fantasize about all these men in one lifetime. \*\* Assuming this isn’t sarcasm, then thank you. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Of course you can join the pezpunk fan club…do I have a fan club? I guess we need to come up with a “secret handshake”. You’re a cutie too, I find it hard to believe there isn’t a nacho2sara fanclub! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/195 "2001-01-24T21:17:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Assuming this isn’t sarcasm, then thank you. No sarcasm, my friend. And you’re welcome, though I can’t claim any responsibility for your hotness. You seem to have that bad-boy/rebellious/super-fun/very-chill thing going on, and in my experiance, those guys are always twinkies on the inside. I like twinkies. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/196 "2001-01-24T23:06:31Z")
Hey Nacho…I live in the same town as pezpunk! neener neener! Looking at his pic, however, I fear I am a little too old for him. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/197 "2001-01-24T23:26:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > > You seem to have that bad-boy/rebellious/super-fun/very-chill thing going on, and in my experiance, those guys are always twinkies on the inside. \*\* pezpunk’s made of twinkies on the inside? Dope. So then after the impending nuclear apocalypse, the only survivors are gonna be like, the cockroaches and pezpunk’s horrific shambling nightmare of a twinkie endoskeleton. Like a spongecake terminator. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/198 "2001-01-25T02:52:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Edwardina \* > \*\*First and foremost: Democritus, wherever he is, > \*\* Umm, I was just sitting over here in the corner… Wow. Thank you so much! Now, when do we get to see _you_, **Edwardina**? _wink_ I think you _all_ look fantastic, whether your pic is up, or not. You know, the SDMB is the best looking bunch of geeks hiding behind computer screens in the world. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/199 "2001-01-25T03:18:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > \*\*Hey Nacho…I live in the same town as pezpunk! neener neener! Looking at his pic, however, I fear I am a little too old for him. \*\* I just turned 27. You certainly cannot be older than that. You definetly don’t look older! ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/200 "2001-01-25T03:21:32Z")
**Ad Noctum** > [@](#): > > and a CUTIE-PIE list wouldn’t be complete without the One and only SAPPHY, whould it? and **silent rob** > [@](#): > > Sapphire Bullet (cutie) aww, shucks. thanks you guys 🙂 as for my list, in no particular order: [ul] [li]Astrangefish (from the MIA files)[/li][li]Doobieous (cause he looks like a Barenaked Lady!!)[/li][li]edwino[/li][li]Omniscient[/li][li]Bear Nenno[/li][li]Silo (even if he is a dork ;))[/li][li]DynoSaur[/li][li]Mr. Cynical[/li][li]MikeyG[/li][li]Coldfire[/li][li]Lux Fiat (mine is an unrequited love \ )[/li][li]zyzzyva[/li][/ul] and I am quite sure there are some I forgot… [sub]sorry for my delayed gratitude- I should do an ego search more often![/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=11)