# Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People pages?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032 "2001-01-14T22:13:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/41 "2001-01-15T16:13:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Poysyn \*  
> \*\*Montfort also has a cute look that just makes you smile back. \*\*

I saw this thread in IMHO and I thought:

1. Duh, it’s **Anniz**.
2. Damn, that **Poysyn** is pretty.
3. Hi Opal!

Thanks Poysyn! 🙂

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/42 "2001-01-15T17:50:01Z")

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> \*CrankyAsAnOldMan \*  
> **thinksnow** Piece of advice, ladies: Never date a Marine. You will swoon for any high-and-tight haircut you see for the rest of your life. Well, on the cute guys, anyway. I am biased because he was my secret santa, but the guy’s a looker in my book. Hummuna hummuna

Aww, shux. Thank you, ma’am!

**BTW** ladies, don’t listen to her: date a Marine. Well, date this one, at any rate. 😉

[sub]OldMan thinks I’m a looker…wait, uh…Cranky swoons for me…hmmm…A woman in Michigan complimented me. Yeah, _that_ sounds impressive[/sub]

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/43 "2001-01-15T18:04:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> \*\*As for a girl… **hypergirl** is _really_ hot. Wait a second…you’re legal, aren’t you hypergirl? 😃 \*\*

Nope, my friend Hypergirl is not legal.

[sub]Seems I’m not cute. Eh, whatever. I need to update my pic anyway.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/44 "2001-01-15T18:09:49Z")

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Ya know…

I’m never listed in these cute “flirty” threads, I’m really not complaining or anything, but if someone should mention me, even a pity mention, I would be grateful.  
🙂  
Thanks,  
A girl

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/45 "2001-01-15T18:29:52Z")

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I know one virtual husband who’s gettin’ lucky tonight 😃  
Picture on the People Pages or not, Dire Wolf is easily the sexiest poster on the boards. Yes, I know that wasn’t the question, but I calls 'em as I sees 'em.\*

\*He’s got the cutest thing locked down too.

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**Author:** ![Eggs\_a\_la\_Ted](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eggs\_a\_la\_Ted](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eggs_a_la_Ted)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/46 "2001-01-15T19:05:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by A girl \*  
> \*\*Ya know…
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> I’m never listed in these cute “flirty” threads, I’m really not complaining or anything, but if someone should mention me, even a **pity** mention, I would be grateful.\*\*

Looking at [this picture](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/a_girl.html), the first thing that comes to mind is definitely not pity. It does _rhyme_ with pity though. 😃

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/47 "2001-01-15T19:37:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eggs à la Ted \*  
> \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by A girl \*  
> > \*\*Ya know…
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> > I’m never listed in these cute “flirty” threads, I’m really not complaining or anything, but if someone should mention me, even a **pity** mention, I would be grateful.\*\*
> 
> Looking at [this picture](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/a_girl.html), the first thing that comes to mind is definitely not pity. It does _rhyme_ with pity though. 😃
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> \*\*

Ditty? Does she make you want to sing a little ditty? Better yet, does she make you want to sing a little ditty in the city?

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/48 "2001-01-15T19:47:07Z")

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Broken Doll. Very very cute. Very very very cute.

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/49 "2001-01-15T20:08:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*I know one virtual husband who’s gettin’ lucky tonight 😃  
> \*\*

Ooo, Mauv, you charmer! Consider it a date!

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> \*\*  
> \*He’s got the cutest thing locked down too. \*\*

Hey! You’re not supposed to be telling everyone about my “thing”. I might keep it locked down, but you’ve got a spare key, ya know. 😛

[sup]What? You mean you weren’t talking about my…

Oh. I see what you were saying. Heh.

Nevermind.[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Eggs\_a\_la\_Ted](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eggs\_a\_la\_Ted](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eggs_a_la_Ted)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/50 "2001-01-15T20:10:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Eggs à la Ted \*  
> > Looking at [this picture](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/a_girl.html), the first thing that comes to mind is definitely not pity. It does _rhyme_ with pity though. 😃  
> > \*\*
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> Ditty? Does she make you want to sing a little ditty? Better yet, does she make you want to sing a little ditty in the city? \*\*

I just thought it was an itty-bitty picture.

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/51 "2001-01-15T20:35:38Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \*  
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> [sup]What? You mean you weren’t talking about my…
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> Oh. I see what you were saying. Heh.
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> Nevermind.[/sup] \*\*

Heh, no, I wasn’t talking about _that_. “Cute” is **not** the adjective I’d use if I were talking about your, er, “thing”. 😃

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/52 "2001-01-15T20:56:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> **BTW** ladies, don’t listen to her: date a Marine. Well, date this one, at any rate. 😉  
> \*\*

Mmmm…Marines. Nummy.

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/53 "2001-01-15T21:30:28Z")

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I just reviewed the people pages because I haven’t been there for awhile and would like to ass some more submissions to cute SDMB people.

1. **Dogzilla** - WOW! Very cute and she likes drummers! What’s not to like?
2. beadalin
3. hypergirl

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/54 "2001-01-15T21:33:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pezpunk \*  
> \*\*I just reviewed the people pages because I haven’t been there for awhile and would like to ass some more submissions to cute SDMB people.
> 
> 1. **Dogzilla** - WOW! Very cute and she likes drummers! What’s not to like?
> 2. beadalin
> 3. hypergirl
> 
> \*\*

OOPS! Ass was of course supposed to be **ADD**. Perhaps it was a freudian slip? That will teach me to preview! 🙂

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**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/55 "2001-01-15T21:48:33Z")

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They’re like chips…I can’t pick just one! So instead I’ll just run through and make comments on those pictures I find especially striking.  
\*\*Women: \*\* aenea (pretty eyes and an open and honest face), Alpine (Scuba diving! Cool!), Anniz (beautiful red hair), as\_u\_wish (a picture as romantic as your name), AudreyK (beautiful hair), Baglady (I love the multi-colored hair), Bluemonchichi (nice eyes, nose rings and hair), BornDodgy (those are from your modeling portfolio, right?),  
brachyrhynchos (green eyes and a green thumb), Broken Doll (love the Betty Page doo), ChrisCTP (beautiful hair, eyes, glasses and a thoughtful pose), CrankyAsAnOldMan (you and the young one look almost angelic), Cyndar (eyes like pools of midnight),  
\*\*Men:\*\*aha (very cool pose), Alphagene (the black and white photo is nice and I love a guy with glasses), android209 (nice labcoat, strong arms), Arnold Winkelried (beautiful hair and a bubble eater), astrangefish (very Morrissey), Baloo (bonus points for the kid), BarnStormer (how can you not find a pilot attractive?), beatle (gotta love a man who can wear boxers with a jacket and tie in mixed company), Boomfly (perhaps a bit of a workaholic but lookin’ good in that cable knit), Crunchy Frog (now that is one sexy pic), DeathLlama (sexy side burns), dewt (strong hands and handy with tools), douglips (Hey, who you got Bill Nye on my Noah Wylie!), dpr (no fair taking the picture through a beer goggles lens), Dr.Pinky (this is from a modelling shoot, right?), Duke (Look out Clark Kent)

**…and of course the king and queen of the board:** Drain Bead  
(with Satan)

…I just realized that my post is becoming extremely long and I’m only to the Ds, so I’ll stop now. If anyone wants the rest just let me know…

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/56 "2001-01-15T21:54:36Z")

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¿Does anyone else notice that Reservoir Dog ironically looks like Quinten Terentino(sp?)?

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/57 "2001-01-15T22:17:41Z")

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Thank you, **tevya**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/58 "2001-01-15T23:53:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pezpunk \*  
> \*\*Broken Doll. Very very cute. Very very very cute.  
> \*\*

Very much agreed. I don’t think cute covers it all though. 😃 More like gorgeous. Yea that should do it.

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**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/59 "2001-01-16T03:04:38Z")

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Silverfire

Mauvaise

Wyldelf

BornDodgy

Medeas Child (purrr baby, very Purrr)

Ssskuggii

Sue Duhnym

hmmm… Whole list is nice and nummy…

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/60 "2001-01-16T03:13:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ad Noctum \*  
> **Silverfire**

Wrong, I’m not on the People Pages.

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