# Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People pages? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032 "2001-01-14T22:13:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/81 "2001-01-16T15:44:22Z")
Isn’t it illegal to have men as cute as **Spiny Norman** on the board? Ummm… _clears throat_… I have some handcuffs if you think we ought to arrest him 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/82 "2001-01-16T15:57:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Broken Doll \* > \*\*I’ll go with Pezpunk [even though I’ve never seen his pic] and sk8rixtx [he’s a cutie], just cuz they are always stroking my ego… \*\* Keep checking out the people pages… I sent my pic. No laughing! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/83 "2001-01-16T15:58:34Z")
That **Alphagene**. Hoo. Way-hey. **Satan** and **Drain Bead** are a very good looking couple. **Drain Bead** looks frighteningly like someone I was at college with. I’m sure there are tons more cuties on the People Pages, but I haven’t had time to go through all the pictures yet. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/84 "2001-01-16T16:16:38Z")
Although **lilah** gets my automatic vote (and not just for obvious reasons), I’m tossing a vote in for **Nymysys** as well. Hotties, hotties everywhere… ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/85 "2001-01-16T17:56:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\* > Seriously though, I agree with **Enderw** in that there is so much more than looks that makes someone cute, but if we are just going on looks…Still, the people I listed have beautiful personalities too. I’d respectively like to add **Ender** to my list, though, since he’s fun to talk to and witty as hell. > > Truthfully, babe, you came to mind first, and as I was filled with the light and wonder and absolute cuteness that is you, I was sent into a seizure and my head clocked the monitor. As a self-defense mechanism, my mind blocked out the pain of the head injury and subsequently didn’t register your name when I typed the list. But you were my number one, you sexy beefcake! 🙂 \*\* But…see…um…sheesh. you’ve rendered my speechless. Thanks. ⭕o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/86 "2001-01-16T18:24:41Z")
And pepperlandgirl, even thought I can barely see her in her picture. She just looks so happy and wonderful and in love–that by itself is just so beautiful. Congratulations. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/87 "2001-01-16T18:27:14Z")
That **Tymp** character sure is sexy. Damn! Just thinking about him gets me in a tizzy. I don’t know how a guy can stand to be that hot. If I looked like that, I’d be molesting and taking advantage of myself every five minutes! My guess is that he’s a prick – a conceited, egotistical jerk. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/88 "2001-01-16T20:14:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*\ > > Lizard, I thought I used to be on your list. > > \ > \*\* I couldn’t decide if it was you I liked, or your willingness to be photographed with a phallic symbol pointing towards your mouth. 😃 Go ahead an add yourself to the list. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/89 "2001-01-16T20:57:55Z")
Thank you, **silent\_rob**. Kind words from someone as good as you mean a lot to me. And thank you, too, **Lizard**. What a cute picture that is of you! I knew you had a soft side. 😉 Although I’m seeing lots of cuties (how 'bout them handsome **KKBattousai** and **silent\_rob** characters?), I wonder about those who _aren’t_ there. Where’s **CnoteChris**? And how about my dear **poohpah chalupa**? C’mon, fellas, a girl needs to know these things! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/90 "2001-01-16T21:23:59Z")
Thanks Silent Rob. _blush_ Rob only likes me 'cause I give the best virtual smooches ever! Well I am not going to go over the People Pages now 'cause I would spend my whole afternoon there, but I think the cutest ones there (off the top of my head) are pepperlandgirl, iampunha, monster, spoofe, girl next door, and of course Silent Rob. You should congratulate me on my restraint … when we had the Crush Thread, I think I had about 30 people of each sex on my list!! ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/91 "2001-01-16T23:15:01Z")
It’s a tough question , and I’m a little reticent to say this for fear of hurting people’s feelings, but I’d have to say **Eve** and **Poysyn**. Although I think “beautiful” is probably a more accurate word than “cute” for both of them. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/92 "2001-01-16T23:37:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*And thank you, too, **Lizard**. What a cute picture that is of you! I knew you had a soft side. 😉 > \*\* Shh! If word got out, I’d lose all my credibility as a heartless bastard! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/93 "2001-01-17T00:18:36Z")
> [@](#): > > And pepperlandgirl, even thought I can barely see her in her picture. She just looks so happy and > wonderful and in love–that by itself is just so beautiful. > Congratulations. Thank you 🙂 I sent Shayna an updated pic last night. The one currently on the page is almost 3 yrs old. I hope the updated one is posted soon ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/94 "2001-01-17T00:41:59Z")
Thnaks to those of you who listed me! I’m flattered. My lists include: **Men** : _Coldfire_ - Hey, those looks exactly like the sunglasses I lost when traveling through Europe last year! _Dewt_ - I would have to say that he’s a good looking guy. _Esprix_ - I’m not gay, but if I was. . . _Skyslash_ - he seems like he’d be accustomed to having women drooling over him **Women** : _A Girl_ - Have you poeple _seen_ this picture? Definite hotty. _aenea_ - what we used to chauvenistically refer to in the Air Force as “immensely do-able” (that’s supposed to be a compliment) _Born Dodgy_ - Call me when you’re of legal age, ok? _Cyndar_ - just plain adorable _Eve_ - an undeniable elegant beauty _Geobabe_ - if I were a cartoon, my eyes would have popped out of my head, my tongue would have fell to the floor then rolled up like a window shade, and you would have heard a sound like “Ahh-OOOO-gah” _Lnix_ - who is this woman and where does she post? I have some flirting to catch up on. _malkavia_ - kind of a blurry pic, but I like what I can see _Melpomene_ - so were you drinking from that bottle of vodka, or about to show off a special talent? 😉 _Rosebud_ - always a welcome addition to any cutest list. _Shayna_ - and even prettier in person and of course, all my virtual wives who have their pics posted: **little\*bit** , **Nymysys** (who didn’t put me on her list, must have been some sort of oversite or something :sniffle, sniffle: ), and **Silly Rabbit**. (I didn’t list **Miss B Haven** or **wyldelf** here, since they haven’t posted pix to the People Pages. Get with it ladies!) ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/95 "2001-01-17T01:02:06Z")
red\_dragon60, of course! Welfy, my one true SDMB love, and Monster are very pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/96 "2001-01-17T01:05:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*_Geobabe_ - if I were a cartoon, my eyes would have popped out of my head, my tongue would have fell to the floor then rolled up like a window shade, and you would have heard a sound like “Ahh-OOOO-gah” \*\* 😃 High praise, especially coming from a man not wearing any pants!\* P.S. You’re not so bad yourself! [sub]\*OK, for those who don’t get the reference, look [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48405)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/97 "2001-01-17T01:23:57Z")
**Froggy** , EVERYONE knows that I’ve got a crush on you, baby, seemed redundant to post it here. However, since you doubt my feelings, I’ll make the new, revised, updated list. **Nen dpr Android209 Crunchy Frog** There, are we all happy now? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/98 "2001-01-17T02:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > …and how about my dear **poohpah chalupa**? ::tripping over space heater on floor, bangs head into monitor:: …errr, I don’t know how to send my picture in. Got a scanner, don’t know how to use it. Own a “HyperVCam,” can’t figure out how to save and send in an image to **Shayna** …but I’d be happy to snail mail a picture to you, **AudreyK** akes, if you’d like…and no doubt, when talking about _cute_, you, well…_take the cake._ BTW, I’m squinting and squinting and see no mentioning of **jjjfishe** and that “Rockinest, Sexiest, Old Hag” **Diane**? What’s _up_ with you people? 😕 ::stumbles out of room, runs into doorframe:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/99 "2001-01-17T02:46:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \* > **::tripping over space heater on floor, bangs head into monitor::** Ouch! ::applies cold compress to **poohpah chalupa** ’s forehead:: > [@](#): > > **…errr, I don’t know how to send my picture in. Got a scanner, don’t know how to use it. Own a “HyperVCam,” can’t figure out how to save and send in an image to Shayna** Tell ya what; if you snail mail me your pic, I’ll scan it in my scanner, and e-mail it back to you as a .jpg file. And if you want, I’ll tell you how to send it in to **Shayna** for the People Pages. I bet you’re cute. 😉 > [@](#): > > **and no doubt, when talking about _cute_, you, well…_take the cake._** Aww… shucks! :😊: ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/100 "2001-01-17T03:08:47Z")
**three** mentions… … head inflating… ego… gaining… power… must… overcome… _plup_ [sub]fiizzzzzzzzzz[/sub] ahhh, that’s better. Thanks. 😃 Every once in a while you just gotta get up and stretch yer self image. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=6)