# Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People pages? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032 "2001-01-14T22:13:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/101 "2001-01-17T03:48:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dewt \* > [B > … head inflating… > > \*\* **dewt** , when other parts inflate, let me know. I’m here for you, hon. 😃 Dylan ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/102 "2001-01-17T04:43:09Z")
[😃](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55424&pagenumber=3) ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/103 "2001-01-17T05:02:15Z")
Do I have to get the hose out for you two ? ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/104 "2001-01-17T05:11:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tevya \* > \*\*Duke (Look out Clark Kent) > \*\* Thanks **tevya**. I’m pretty sure this is my first mention in one of “this kind of thread.” I’m in two minds–either I’m going to say that every woman on the People Pages is beautiful, or my wife is around. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/105 "2001-01-17T05:13:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Torgo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by tclouie \* > > \*\*Is it just me or does **Swimming Riddles** bear a passing resemblance to Kelly from the Survivor show? > > \*\* > > I was thinking Joyce Carol Oates without the frizzy hair. > > \*\* OK, Kelly I can deal with. Sure, she’s a hippy with flexible morals, but she’s not ugly. But [JOYCE CAROL OATES?](http://storm.usfca.edu/~southerr/jco15.html) I’ll have you know that A.) I do too have frizzy hair, and B.) I don’t look like her. And I’ve said it before, I refuse to vote for who I think is cute. I might inadvertantly compare someone to…say…JOYCE CAROL OATES. And I wouldn’t want to do that. I think that the New York Metropolitan area is very lucky on multiple counts, and that my email buddy is just as adorable as they are funny. Don’tcha love cryptic posts? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/106 "2001-01-17T05:16:56Z")
I’m finding a better picture of myself. Shayna, honey, would you mind if I change my picture? I’ll resize it if you tell me what size you want it. I just don’t want to be mistaken for JOYCE CAROL OATES anymore. And yes, I am that superficial. And touchy. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/107 "2001-01-17T05:42:54Z")
I think it’s Soulsling! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/108 "2001-01-17T05:44:45Z")
Oh, and I’ve never seen JOYCE CAROL OATES before, but I have seen Swiddles live and in full color, and she does NOT look like that. More of a modern day Audrey Hepburn - all that class and sophistication rolled up into a foxy girl in cute pants with a tummy piercing. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/109 "2001-01-17T06:11:02Z")
Lessee…there’s that **Medea’s Child** chick…hmm…and **Welfy** …oh yeah, **Ruffian** and **Nymysys** …uh… **Shayna** and **Grace** (hee hee)…um… **Nacho4Sara** … Well, let’s just say my list is pretty extensive…but everyone I would list has already been listed. Now let’s see…matt\_mcl, Doobieous, and Esprix are pretty good lookin’ guys. ---
**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/110 "2001-01-17T06:48:49Z")
I’d just like to thank Nacho4Sara for perhaps the biggest compliment I’ve received since… when was that? Birth? Yeah, that’s it. 😃 And for the record, I’m a reluctant midwesterner (moved for a job) but I’m a Boston boy at heart. Including my newest, best friend Nacho4Sara, I too have many a crush here… though I’m mostly too shy to point fingers. And may I also add that SwimmingRiddles would have to get hit by a truck, hard, head-on, with chained snowtires on a gravel road before she vaguely resembled JOYCE CAROL OATES. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/111 "2001-01-17T07:14:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by seriousart \* > **I’d just like to thank Nacho4Sara for perhaps the biggest compliment I’ve received since… when was that? Birth? > Yeah, that’s it. > 😃** Two words for ya, pal: puh leeze. You, my friend, are Grade A Nummy. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/112 "2001-01-17T07:30:02Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Monster104** _ > > Now let’s see…matt\_mcl, Doobieous, and Esprix are pretty good lookin’ guys. Funny how you picked three queer boys… 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/113 "2001-01-17T08:01:44Z")
Swiddles, I’ve viewed your JOYCE CAROL OATES link, and you don’t look a damn thing like JOYCE CAROL OATES. (Nacho, you know I’d think you’re the cat’s PJs even if you didn’t mention me. But damn good of you to do so. :)) I shall not post my list of “Hotties of the People Pages”, as I haven’t the time nor the patience to type out that many names. ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/114 "2001-01-17T12:54:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > \*\*Isn’t it illegal to have men as cute as **Spiny Norman** on the board? > > Ummm… _clears throat_… I have some handcuffs if you think we ought to arrest him 😃 \*\* Oh my, handcuffs. Ehm - are you going to be the good cop or the bad cop ? 😃 S. Norman ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/115 "2001-01-17T13:20:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* > \*\*Do I have to get the hose out for you two ? \*\* Too late. (that smiley I posted is a link) ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/116 "2001-01-17T15:26:45Z")
I need to put a new picture up because I would like to feature in _someone’s_ steamy daydreams! Men: **Thinksnow** –the man is gorgeous; **Esprix** ; **Coldfire** ; **Dewt** ; **imthecowgodmoo** ; **DaveW0071** ; **Iampunha** ; and so many others I ought to name. Women: **Diane** absolutely stunning beauty; **Anthracite** –if I were a lesbian, watch out!; **Hamadrayd** –ditto; **Needs2Know** –we disagree a lot, but yowzah, she’s a babe!; and really, all the women of the Straight Dope are beautiful, both in body and in spirit. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/117 "2001-01-17T16:58:43Z")
I will save my personality type lust deal for the next crushes thread. Note: If I’ve left you out, it’s cause I don’t KNOW YOU! 😃 So, in alphabetical order… **The Official List Of Boinkability** aenea as\_u\_wish brachyrhynchos Chris CTP Cyndar Eve Geobabe Girl Next Door GolfWidow Hamadryad Hypergirl Idnew jjjfishe lilah little\*bit ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/118 "2001-01-17T17:15:18Z")
…continued (damn wrong button clicking me) Lnix Mauvaise mega the roo monster Nacho4Sara Nymysys Okatym Persephone Poysyn psycat90 Rachelle Ruffian Shayna Sue Duhnym Swimming Riddles Valerie Blaise Wicked Blue I hope none of you feel dirty now, after I have revealed my view of you. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/119 "2001-01-17T17:27:17Z")
That plnnr guy is something else. Why, if I weren’t a guy I’d…wait a minute here… ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/120 "2001-01-17T18:06:51Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Spiny Norman_ > **Oh my, handcuffs. Ehm - are you going to be the good cop or the bad cop ?** 😃 I guess it all depends… how much resistance will I get? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=7)