# Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People pages? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032 "2001-01-14T22:13:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/121 "2001-01-17T18:12:42Z")
And thank you all for proving that CLEARLY I’m loved for my personality. 😉 (Yse, I’m kidding. Sheesh!) ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/122 "2001-01-17T18:24:21Z")
I can’t help it, I have to post in this thread. Flattered of course at having been mentioned a few times, I can’t say who I think is _cutest_ only because so many dopechicks are really damn cute. I will however mention that I do fantasize about a particular doper female that won’t be mentioned. 😛 [sup]There, it’s been mentioned.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/123 "2001-01-17T18:52:57Z")
soulsling, you TEASE! Spill! 😉 (Yes, I’m nosy. So what.) ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/124 "2001-01-17T18:55:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*I hope none of you feel dirty now, after I have revealed my view of you \*\* What if we \*like \* feeling dirty? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/125 "2001-01-17T19:01:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Broken Doll \* > \*\*I’ll go with Pezpunk [even though I’ve never seen his pic] and sk8rixtx [he’s a cutie], just cuz they are always stroking my ego… \*\* Yiisssssssssssss!!! ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/126 "2001-01-17T20:00:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\*I think it’s Soulsling! \*\* Fine guess, and an adorable fellow. Even if he DOES get me pulled over. 😉 Definately in the “boon to the Met area” category. And I’m not being coy. But…nope. ps: thank you Non-JOYCE CAROL OATES people. I adore you all. Especially Sarah, that Audrey Hepburn thing was JUST what poor little ego-deflated me needed. You’re a darling girl. (and a babe.) ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/127 "2001-01-17T21:11:08Z")
This list is long, and doesn’t get everybody 'cause I was getting tired after awhile. First, I’ll get the guys out of the way; I don’t have anything to say about them, except, **seriousart** , stay away from my wife. seriousart, silent rob, ricepad, obfusciatrist, Montfort, matt\_mcl, Kilgore Trout, iampunha, handy, Duke, Crunchy Frog, ChrisP One Kenobe, Attrayant, android209 Now the chicks, with comments: Zoing - cool Wicked Blue - though a black top and a black couch doesn’t make for the best photo Wacky Ninja - Oh… My… Gawd, you look good in a T-shirt Sue Duhnym - amazing eyes, great smile ssskuggiii - you are dangerously cute Silly Rabbit - yer killin’ me; couldn’t you’ve just panned down a wee bit more… monster - _Wow_ what a smile MaryAnnQ - very cute; your SO’s a lucky guy malkavia - though you need a better photo hypergirl - _Ouch_ Frannie - Sweet evilbeth - ::drool:: ChrisCTP - but smile, sweetie BornDodgy - hot Bluemonchichi - very cute A girl - gotta like your fashion sense ---
**Author:** ![Melpomene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Melpomene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melpomene)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/128 "2001-01-17T21:55:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\* > _Melpomene_ - so were you drinking from that bottle of vodka, or about to show off a special talent? 😉 > \*\* Both? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/129 "2001-01-17T22:44:16Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by St. Attila \* > \*\* > Silly Rabbit - yer killin’ me; couldn’t you’ve just panned down a wee bit more…_\* Trying… so hard… to behave!!! Need duct tape for my hands so I won’t type what I want to say! So **Mel** (mind if I call you Mel?) where’s the pic of you actually _showing_ that special talent? ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/130 "2001-01-17T23:04:33Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Crunchy Frog_ > > **Trying… so hard… to behave!!! Need duct tape for my hands so I won’t type what I want to say!** Crunchy HAS the panned down version and it’s no big whoop 🙂 Is that what you wanted to say, dollface? If not, then SHUSH! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/131 "2001-01-17T23:43:24Z")
**[subtle]** Hey, **Silly Rabbit** , wanna be **my** favourite newbie? **[/subtle]** ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/132 "2001-01-17T23:56:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > **Crunchy HAS the panned down version and it’s no big whoop 🙂** I don’t know about that, they looked pretty big to me… 😉 > [@](#): > > **Is that what you wanted to say, dollface? > If not, then SHUSH! 🙂** I’m now SHUSHing before I get myself in trouble. And **St Atilla** you know you’re flirting with one of my wives, right? I’m watching you, mister! ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/133 "2001-01-18T00:44:53Z")
_sigh_ I know I’m no supermodel, but sheesh, a gazillion crush type threads and not a single mention. I think I need to replace my scanner and get a better pic up. I swear, I’m really not ugly! People don’t even faint from the horror when they meet me. ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/134 "2001-01-18T00:47:50Z")
\*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > [@](#): > > \*\*And **St Atilla** you know you’re flirting with one of my wives, right? I’m watching you, mister! \*\* Finally! Recognition! You have no idea how hard it’s been these past six days, waiting, waiting to be welcomed to your Newbie thread. You heartless bastard. ::sniff:: ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/135 "2001-01-18T00:48:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Torgo \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by tclouie \* > > > \*\*Is it just me or does **Swimming Riddles** bear a passing resemblance to Kelly from the Survivor show? > > > \*\* > > > > I was thinking Joyce Carol Oates without the frizzy hair. > > > > \*\* > > OK, Kelly I can deal with. Sure, she’s a hippy with flexible morals, but she’s not ugly. > > But [JOYCE CAROL OATES?](http://storm.usfca.edu/~southerr/jco15.html) I’ll have you know that A.) I do too have frizzy hair, and B.) I don’t look like her. > > And I’ve said it before, I refuse to vote for who I think is cute. I might inadvertantly compare someone to…say…JOYCE CAROL OATES\*\* Hold yer horses there, cupcake. I shouldn’t have included the “frizzy hair.” I meant THIS: [http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0679640258.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0679640258.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) Better? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/136 "2001-01-18T00:57:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by St. Attila \* > \*\*Finally! Recognition! You have no idea how hard it’s been these past six days, waiting, waiting to be welcomed to your Newbie thread. You heartless bastard. ::sniff:: \*\* Ok, just for that, I’m going to check up on that thread and give you a proper welcome right now! ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/137 "2001-01-18T01:51:13Z")
[sub]Oh, bloody hell…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/138 "2001-01-18T02:19:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Torgo \* > \*\*Hold yer horses there, cupcake. I shouldn’t have included the “frizzy hair.” I meant THIS: > > [http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0679640258.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0679640258.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) > > Better? \*\* A little bit. I’m going with Nacho4Sarah and Audrey Hepburn. Sure, it may be offbase, but I LIKE it more. And I can also say that I am NOT a “cupcake,” schnookie. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/139 "2001-01-18T03:10:16Z")
lolagranola, I think you are a hottie! It was just so freaking hard to narrow down my list! I was in a rush, and now I regret not taking longer to post all my favorite SD babes. She’s cute, she’s funny, and damn she’s foxy. Feynn is one lucky guy! 🙂 PS I’m pretty sure that’s your guy, but if I have it wrong, please don’t let the hunk lucky enough to be allowed near a gorgeous chica like you hunt me down and kill me. I’m gonna take some time now to look at everyone’s pic again and sit in awe of the absolutely incredible number of cuties on this board! ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/140 "2001-01-18T04:43:45Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Yiisssssssssssss!!! \*\* …huh? Are you hissing at me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=8)