# Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People pages? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032 "2001-01-14T22:13:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/141 "2001-01-18T06:04:01Z")
**St. Attila** –you have become my new favorite poster! I was feeling very homely and unloved until I saw your post! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/142 "2001-01-18T06:22:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lolagranola \* > \*\*_sigh_ > > I know I’m no supermodel, but sheesh, a gazillion crush type threads and not a single mention. I think I need to replace my scanner and get a better pic up. I swear, I’m really not ugly! People don’t even faint from the horror when they meet me. \*\* You’re married. We’re not allowed to flirt with you upon penalty of snipers killing us upon request from your husband;) As for cutest doper . . . well, I don’t know about cute, but how about beautiful (which requires me to know you, not just have seen you)? I’d rather not go through and figure out who I don’t know, so I’ll say this much: we are a group of intelligent (for the most part:D) hotties. Woe to anyone who tries to take us on. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/143 "2001-01-18T06:25:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\*lolagranola, I think you are a hottie! It was just so freaking hard to narrow down my list! I was in a rush, and now I regret not taking longer to post all my favorite SD babes. > > I’m gonna take some time now to look at everyone’s pic again and sit in awe of the absolutely incredible number of cuties on this board! \*\* I was wondering why you didn’t list me;) But then, you were so NOT flirting with me at falc’s place a few weeks back after you went ON and ON about getting your paws on me . . . No, I’m not bitter:) ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/144 "2001-01-18T14:06:28Z")
\ lolagranola, from the one and only pic I’ve seen of you I would not classify you as “classically beautiful,” which is actually a compliment, because if you relaly look at them most “classically beautiful” people have mind-numbingly generic looks. You are gorgeous, though. **Disclaimer** : lolagranola is not my choice for cutest person on the People Pages, because I don’t have one. Were I to make a list, she’d be on the top 20. I refuse to make a list or say anything about who I think is the cutest because throughout my life I have been the person Most Likely to Not Show Up On Anyone’s “Good-Looking” Radar, and I refuse to make anyone else feel as crappy as I spent most of my life feeling by not including them. Which may explain why I will **thank** folks for including me on their lists, but it would take a herculean effort for me to believe a blinkin’ word of it. ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/145 "2001-01-18T17:35:34Z")
\*Originally posted by **evilbeth** \* > [@](#): > > \*\ ***St. Attila** –you have become my new favorite poster! I was feeling very homely and unloved until I saw your post! \*\* A travesty! What dark times we live in when such beauty is not appreciated. I feel sorry for the man who is unmoved by your silky skin, your wry, confident, intelligent smile, your mysterious, “come hither” eyes, the fantastic sweep of your wonderful hair, and the intriguing hint of your feminine charms. Homely? Pah! Unloved? Tell me how this could be so. May the gods strike me down if you’re not a hot babe. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/146 "2001-01-18T21:11:02Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Broken Doll \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Yiisssssssssssss!!! \*\* > > …huh? Are you hissing at me? \*\* Oh no, not at all. Just giving myself a little pat on the back. ---
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/147 "2001-01-18T22:45:04Z")
I haven’t had time to browse all of the pictures. Here is just a small portion I know off the bat: [ul] [li]Nacho4Sara[/li][li]Kyla[/li][li]FairyPrincessKitty[/li][/ul] FPK isn’t pictured and it’s very likely we’re at a loss because of it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/148 "2001-01-19T03:53:52Z")
tclouie: I jst saw your comment in the OP: Males: SPOOFE Bo Diddley is a handsome younger-looking man. CalMeacham is a handsome older-looking man. Damn! This is one of the few times anyon has called me handsome. It’s the only time I can think of anyone doing it in print (eve if it’s e-print!).I’m speechless, especially after all the words we had over in that Heinlein thread. But… “older-looking”? I’m older-looking? Of course, I’m HANDSOME older-looking. But still… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/149 "2001-01-19T03:55:09Z")
P.S. – if I am “handsome” in that picture, I owe it al to Mrs. Cal (“Pepper Mill”), who took great pains to set up that shot. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/150 "2001-01-19T04:16:10Z")
Hammy, you know you’re a sexy bitch, even when you’re doing that drag thing. I just try and prevent myself from thinking about you that way 'cause then I’ll have to move to VA so I can stalk you and make you my super dooper love slave. 🙂 I have to agree with you, though - for most of my life I’ve thought of myself as passively attractive with a hint of ugly, so it’s obscenely flattering that someone might find me remotely attractive. I mean, it was just like three years ago that I finally stopped covering my mouth when I smiled because of my un-perfect teeth. I don’t have any misguided notions that I’m hot or anything, and I can’t help thinking that the reason people list me is because I posted to this thread right away so they looked at my picture, but still… It’s nice to be noticed. 🙂 Frankly, I wanna move to DoperLand where I might actually get some play more than once a year. Punha, babe, you must not have realized that it takes a lot of liquor for me to come out of my shell. Okay, maybe not that much. I was a little nervous and feeling shy at Falc’s, so it’s no wonder flirt with you. But rest assured, you’re a hunk! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/151 "2001-01-19T05:14:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*goboy \* > Men: **Thinksnow** –the man is gorgeous… OMG! In all seriousness, thank you. Wow, a gay man thinks I’m attractive…that’s gotta be a good thing, right? Hey, is that you in front of the Taj? Cool picture. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/152 "2001-01-19T05:22:22Z")
Why, thankee \*\*Lizard, Monster \*\*and **Mr. Cynical!** You do flatter me so. :::leans over into your ears::: And you know, y’all are pretty easy on the eyes yourself. 😉 :::leans back, smiling coyly::: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/153 "2001-01-19T06:42:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\*I don’t have any misguided notions that I’m hot or anything, . . . > > Punha, babe, you must not have realized that it takes a lot of liquor for me to come out of my shell. Okay, maybe not that much. I was a little nervous and feeling shy at Falc’s, so it’s no wonder flirt with you.\*\* 1. They aren’t misguided. 2. Remind me to force-feed you vodka shots next time I see you:) 3. That would explain NYC. GDRLH ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/154 "2001-01-19T08:41:33Z")
> [@](#): > > **:::leans over into your ears::: And you know, y’all are pretty easy on the eyes yourself. :::leans back, smiling coyly:::** Uh oh…does this mean I’m going to have a Llama of Death after me now? ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/155 "2001-01-19T14:40:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > **…it takes a lot of liquor for me to come out of my shell. Okay, maybe not that much…** One pint of beer? That’s a lot? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/156 "2001-01-19T15:34:32Z")
Whoo hoo! My semi-weekly ego search paid off! To paraphrase Rudolph in the old Rankin-Bass special: “Crunchy Frog thinks I’m cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!” Back atcha, Froggy. I was going to open up the People Pages to refresh my memory on some names that go with the faces, but suddenly my computer here at work doesn’t want to let me run two browser windows at once… piece of crap… I’d do better with an Etch-a-Sketch. So, other than C.F. I’m going to have to limit myself here to people I’ve actually seen recently. **andygirl** , **Green Bean** and **Falcon** are on my Cute Girls list; as for the guys, I quite like **Billdo’s** beard, **Silo** is a cutie, and so is **Zebra**. I don’t think they’re all on the People Pages, but we can blame my crappy office computer for my lack of adherance to the thread theme. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/157 "2001-01-19T22:03:39Z")
I’m beginning to think it’s a bad thing I’ve never sent in a picture. Hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/158 "2001-01-19T23:19:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by **Monster104** _ > > > > Now let’s see…matt\_mcl, Doobieous, and Esprix are pretty good lookin’ guys. > > Funny how you picked three queer boys… 😉 > > Esprix \*\* Yeah Esprix, especially for someone who keeps telling me in chat how not gay he is! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/159 "2001-01-20T00:35:46Z")
As I recall, his objections aren’t ever particularly vehement. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/160 "2001-01-20T01:27:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*As I recall, his objections aren’t ever particularly vehement. 😃 \*\* You know what, Mr C, you’re right, i dont recall them ever being particularly vehement. Perhaps i could be a little more, shall we say…intense? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=9)