# Who is the cutest SDMB poster on the People pages? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032 "2001-01-14T22:13:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/161 "2001-01-20T01:46:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Doobieous** _ > > Yeah Esprix, especially for someone who keeps telling me in chat how not gay he is! I’ll find out at the LA Dopefest in June… \ Esprix ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/162 "2001-01-20T05:21:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*\ > Which may explain why I will **thank** folks for including me on their lists, but it would take a herculean effort for me to believe a blinkin’ word of it. \*\* A herculean effort such as, say, one or more of us driving to Richmond to forcibly boink you? But I know what you’re saying. 28 years later I can still remember what it felt like to have a popular guy ask me to dance because he and his buddies were having a contest to see who could dance with the biggest dog. Luckily, I’ve not only improved somewhat in looks and awkwardness, I also am no longer in an environment where that crap matters. I do hope, however, that the man is somewhere cleaning toilets for a living. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/163 "2001-01-20T05:24:19Z")
Damnit, I meant 18 years. Not 28. You know what they say: There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can’t. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/164 "2001-01-20T05:33:17Z")
Awww…Red\_Dragon and Monster104 (you ARE Matt Damon, right?), you two are so sweet. You guys made my day. I’d list you both on my list, except I don’t have a list, and I don’t want to make one. I’d like to think that people don’t notice me since I’m at the bottom of the list…but you guys noticed. Yay! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/165 "2001-01-20T11:55:27Z")
Okay, I have two things to say, and then I’m done, I swear. **Monster104** is GOTdamn cute, and I’ve been talking to him for MONTHS and never knew… and… **OMNI! OMNI! OMNI!** Good 'nuff? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/166 "2001-01-20T16:35:59Z")
I was looking through people pages last night, and I just have to say that Seriousart is H-O-T! Damn! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/167 "2001-01-21T00:00:32Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Rosebud \* > **Silo** is a cutie_\* Why thank you, you’re not so bad yourself. ;)/🙂 I don’t like to name specific names, but for some reason _many_ of the people I have a lil crush on…their poster names begin with the letter **S**. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/168 "2001-01-21T00:31:34Z")
Well, I choose to make my selection on more than looks alone. And, I choose Odieman. He is a wonderful, loving and giving man, and a good friend. He is always there for me, and he gives good advice and lots of hugs. And I think he is pretty blinkin’ cute, too! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/169 "2001-01-21T00:43:24Z")
4 people mentioned me as cute/hot. Whooooohooooo!!! And then of course on top of that there’s one person that’s always telling me I’m beautiful, which is the equivalent of 8 people or more telling me I’m hot. Tasha happy now. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/170 "2001-01-22T02:00:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by St. Attila \* > \*\*ssskuggiii - you are dangerously cute > \*\* How am I dangerously cute? Should I start trying to kill James Bond or go start a porn career and send you copies of all my films? ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/171 "2001-01-22T12:10:07Z")
fghbf ( ::jaw hits keyboard:: ) OMG, **ssskuggiii** , the second idea!!! The second one!!! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/172 "2001-01-22T23:17:12Z")
No, no … that’s okay. I’ll just sit over here in the corner and not be cute. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/173 "2001-01-22T23:38:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*No, no … that’s okay. > > I’ll just sit over here in the corner and not be cute. \*\* Me too. I used to be cute, dammit! 2 people said so! But it’s apparently time to get a new picture. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/174 "2001-01-23T02:50:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*No, no … that’s okay. > > I’ll just sit over here in the corner and not be cute. \*\* Well, **Euty** , you can sit in the corner if you want, but you can’t not be cute. It isn’t even remotely possible! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/175 "2001-01-23T04:15:11Z")
First and foremost: Democritus, wherever he is, Iampuha TwistofFate DeathLlama Alphagene and Milo, although he’s probably above such petty considerations. ---
**Author:** ![OneChance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/74df32/32.png) [@OneChance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneChance)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/176 "2001-01-23T05:03:55Z")
aenea has to be at the top of my list. Oh my goodness! Why the hell is she in NC and I’m in WA? Life just ain’t fair sometimes. ☹ Aaaaaanyhoo, to finish off the list: BornDodgy - although she looks kinda young. Evil Twin - but it’s sorta hard to tell since the pic is so small. geobabe - for some reason, her pic makes her look both dangerous and sassy. What’s up with that? little\*bit - exotic qualities. Lnix - she looks innocent and open. Quadzilla - very cute, but the name is intriguing, too. Ruffian - whatta babe. But she’s getting married. A crushing blow to the singles community of which I am king. 🙂 Sapphire Bullet - that smile, oh God that smile! That Girl - judging from a blurry pic, but still looks not too bad. Of course, all this is based on pics since I know none of these women. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/177 "2001-01-23T05:09:23Z")
**This** Gunslinger… [http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/gunslinger.html](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/gunslinger.html) …is highly cute. I’m kicking myself for not seriously examining the PP and making a detailed list of cuties. Because any girl worth her salt would drop dead at the sight of you in that hat, my friend. You assume the #3 position in my list, beat only by Lux because, well, because I licked him, and Coldfire because I have a thing for men with accents in positions of power, especially men with accents in positions of power who pose sexily in shorts and killer sunglasses. Feel better now? 😃 You’re hot. Get used to the chicks fainting. If they aren’t fainting now, please move to the Baltimore/DC area so I can faint for you. Deal? ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/178 "2001-01-23T05:30:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \* > \*\ ***TroubleAgain** (cutie pie), \*\* Wow! I’ve ignored this thread for days 'cause I didn’t expect to be on any lists! Thanks Rob. You know I think you _rock!_ ---
**Author:** ![Tejota](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Tejota](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tejota)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/179 "2001-01-23T06:16:00Z")
I’ve been hanging out in GD for a while, this is my first time posting in IMHO. In fact I just found out about the people pages. cool… Anyway, if I may be so bold as to chime in even though I’m not in the pages. My picks: SwimmingRiddles - Love the self-photo. Looks a bit like my first love. Ruffian - those eyes… Gaudere - Not in the pages as far as I know, but I love to listen to her argue. The sexiest organ is the one between your ears 😉 tj ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032/180 "2001-01-23T09:11:10Z")
Gosh, 4 pages and not one mention of me. If I had an ego, it would be deflating right now. Oh well, doesn’t mean I can’t list who I think is cute! So, let’s see here… **Welfy** , **Swimming Riddles** , **Sue Duhnym** , **hypergirl** , **Falcon** and **ssskuggiii** all make my jaw drop whenever I see their pictures, to be honest. And, although I’ve never seen her picture, I feel I must mention **Anthracite**. From what she has written on these boards, she strikes me as an excellent person. As **Tejota** said, the sexiest organ **is** the one between you ears. As for the guys… **Iampunha** and **Esprix** really are quite fine, IMHO. Jeez, I know there are scores of people that I’m leaving out. I just wish I had time to go through the whole list. Maybe in the morning. _wanders over to the corner, whistling_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-cutest-sdmb-poster-on-the-people-pages/50032.md?page=10)