# Who is the hottest TV mom/wife?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 5, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054 "2002-09-05T01:04:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/1 "2002-09-05T01:04:44Z")

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I was watching Everybody Loves Raymond tonight and my pants were about to pop open like they do every episode because Ray’s wife is a FOX!

OW OW OWWOOOO!!

I used to think that the mom on Grounded for Life was the queen, but I am in love with whats-her-sweet-ass on Raymond.

Who do you think is the hottest?

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**Author:** ![Neptune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@Neptune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neptune)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/2 "2002-09-05T01:13:16Z")

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Marge Simpson

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**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/3 "2002-09-05T01:15:20Z")

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I’ll always have a special place for Dick Van Dyke-era Mary Tyler Moore. But I’d have to go with the Grounded for Life chick too.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/4 "2002-09-05T01:37:38Z")

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OOoh! Suzanne Pleshette (Emily) in the old Bob Newhart Show. Youza!

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/5 "2002-09-05T01:39:16Z")

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I have no idea how that **Q!** got there.

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**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/6 "2002-09-05T01:55:18Z")

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I’d have to say Samantha, from Bewitched, maybe it’s the nose twitching.

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/7 "2002-09-05T02:00:16Z")

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Easy. Carrie (Leah Remini) on _King of Queens_. Good god in a bottle, this woman goes well beyond the established boundaries of “hot.”

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/8 "2002-09-05T02:01:11Z")

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Estelle Costanza.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/9 "2002-09-05T03:49:52Z")

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I used to have this thing for **June Cleaver** …

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**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/10 "2002-09-05T03:50:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \*  
> \*\*OOoh! Suzanne Pleshette (Emily) in the old Bob Newhart Show. Youza! \*\*

I’m with **ShibbOleth** on this one. Pleshette was HOT!

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/11 "2002-09-05T04:01:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Intaglio \*  
> \*\*I’d have to say Samantha, from Bewitched, maybe it’s the nose twitching. \*\*

I used to have a thing for Elizabeth Montgomery too. I was really upset that she died relatively young.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/12 "2002-09-05T04:15:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \*  
> \*\*Easy. Carrie (Leah Remini) on _King of Queens_. Good god in a bottle, this woman goes well beyond the established boundaries of “hot.” \*\*

For the love of God yes!!!

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/13 "2002-09-05T04:34:09Z")

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_Please_ don’t anybody answer this poll with “Race Bannon.” :eek:

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/14 "2002-09-05T05:16:30Z")

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Betty Rubble.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/15 "2002-09-05T05:16:30Z")

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Betty Rubble.

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**Author:** ![bibendum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c77e96/32.png) [@bibendum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibendum)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/16 "2002-09-05T05:20:10Z")

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Rachel/Jennifer Aniston.Yeahhh.

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/17 "2002-09-05T05:22:09Z")

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Ah, Ray’s Wife (Patricia Heaton), definitely. I think she’s quite tasty. She’s also older than I thought, she’s nearly 45.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/18 "2002-09-05T06:00:56Z")

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Adrian Barbeau, when she was playing a mother (to Tommy) on _Maude_. Yeow!

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/19 "2002-09-05T06:09:04Z")

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Megyn Price on the show: “Grounded for Life”.

DAMN!

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/20 "2002-09-05T06:36:32Z")

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“Everybody Loves Raymond” wife and “King of Queens” wife are in a dead-heat for me.

Or maybe it’s me in the dead heat.

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