# Who is the hottest TV mom/wife?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 5, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054 "2002-09-05T01:04:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/41 "2002-09-06T01:53:37Z")

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About six years ago, Lisa Ann Walter had a TV series called “Life’s Work.” I have been a serious fan of her since then.

In my all-time category, Teri Garr still rules, and as she was Phoebe’s mom on “Friends” she counts.

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/42 "2002-09-06T10:54:35Z")

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First thing I thought about was Everybody Loves Raymond. 🙂

Jman

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/43 "2002-09-06T11:51:48Z")

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I’m a heterosexual female but I always thought Donna Mills as Abby was very sexy. Of course, that was back in the 80’s when I thought blue eye shadow was pretty…

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/44 "2002-09-06T12:08:48Z")

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Loretta Tortelli.

Great figure, dumb as a box of hammers.

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/45 "2002-09-06T19:53:26Z")

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Vera Petersen from Cheers,

close second:  
Maris Crane from Frasier.

🙂

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/46 "2002-09-06T19:56:23Z")

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I have to go with Suzanne Pleshette for all time honors. She was smokin’-under-the-sheets sizzling!

A couple of names that haven’t been mentioned –

Hot Lips Houlihan. Remember the episode when her beloved Lt. Col. Donald Penobscott sent her a package from Tokyo? “Oh that dear, sweet man! He knows how I love fine leather!”

Corky Sherwood, after her honeymoon, to Murphy Brown. “We just relaxed. We relaxed in the hotel room. We relaxed on the beach. We relaxed at the pool. Oh Murphy, I hope you get relaxed sometime soon!”

And does anyone else wonder WHY Ricky put up with Lucy for all those years?

As for current wives, I can’t believe no one has mentioned Dr. Elizabeth Corday. Sure the baby cramped her style, but I have no doubt that if the brain tumor hadn’t killed Mark, she would have.

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/47 "2002-09-06T20:09:10Z")

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Geez. Everybody took all my ideas… except…

Mrs. Peel from the Avengers.

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/48 "2002-09-06T20:26:47Z")

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Megyn Price

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/49 "2002-09-06T20:37:34Z")

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Magyn Price, and Bonnie Franklin from “One Day at a Time.”

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**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/50 "2002-09-06T22:42:38Z")

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I’m casting a top five vote

1. Linda Gray (Dallas)
2. Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewiched)
3. Mary Tyler Moore (Dick Van Dyke Show)
4. Adrian Barbaeu (Maude) spell checker please
5. Barabara Billingsly (not a hot chick, but beautiful woman)

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**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/51 "2002-09-07T04:48:12Z")

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No one has picked mine yet, **Meredith Baxter Birney** , from **Family Ties**. Now there was one hot momma!

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**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/52 "2002-09-07T17:42:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KneadToKnow \*  
> \*\*  
> Nitpick: [Michael Learned](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0068149) as Olivia Walton.
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> Michael Landon was a teenage werewolf. \*\*

Yes, of course, it was all of Landon’s hair, even in non werewolf form, that confused me.:smack:

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**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/53 "2002-09-07T17:58:44Z")

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It’s funny. When I opened this thread, I thought people would laugh at me when I typed the wife from Raymond. And then the other “sickos” (including the guy from the OP) agreed. She is hot. I agree.

(Pants popping. Now that was funny!)

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**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/54 "2002-09-07T18:02:49Z")

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MY TOP FIVE:

1 Everybody loves Raymond  
2 Sela Ward  
3 Grounded For Life  
4 Malcolm in the Middle  
5 Nell Carter from Gimme a Break

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**Post date:** [September 8, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/55 "2002-09-08T03:35:46Z")

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Top 5

1. Leah Remini
2. Courtney Thorne-Smith
3. Tisha Campbell (she did marry Martin on the show, didn’t she?)
4. Bebe Neuwirth (Cheers)
5. Lori Laughlin (Full House)

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**Post date:** [September 8, 2002, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/56 "2002-09-08T06:40:21Z")

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1. Mary Tyler Moore
2. Elizabeth Montgomery
3. Emma Peel (a mother? If not, honorable mention)
4. Bebe Neuwirth
5. Veronica Hamel

Suzanne Pleshette (not a mother - honorable mention)

Also ran (but still hotties): Helen Hunt, Phylicia Rashaad, Jane Kaczmarek, Leah Remini, Mel Harris, Adrienne Barbeau (_Maude_ **and** _The Drew Carey Show_), Meredith Baxter, Patricia Heaton, Patricia Richardson, (aw Jeez?) Roseanne’s sister Jackie

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**Post date:** [September 8, 2002, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/57 "2002-09-08T16:50:41Z")

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I had sexual urges for Shirley Jones on the Partridge Family before I knew what sexual urges were.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/58 "2002-09-09T02:02:54Z")

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my first thought was peg bundy. my second was suzanne pleshette. i think that adrienne barbeau is kind of a stretch, because she wasn’t THE mother/wife interest…but, since we’re cutting slack, how bout the killer babe who was wilbur’s, from mr. ed fame, next door neighbor’s wife?

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/59 "2002-09-09T03:05:47Z")

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Soon as I saw the thread title, I thought:

1. Everybody Loves Raymond
2. Grounded For Life

Guess I’m not the only one!

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-hottest-tv-mom-wife/127054/60 "2002-09-09T05:08:18Z")

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1. Peggy Bundy makes my pants go crazy!
2. On a related note, Christina Applegate was a single mom on her short-lived sitcom.
3. Don’t know her name, but Bob Newhart’s wife on the show, Newhart. (though I’m not sure if she was a mom)
4. I always kinda liked the mom on Growing Pains, too.
5. Doesn’t Morgan Fairchild play Chandler’s mom on Friends?
6. Anna Nicole Smith! (just kidding… sort of)
7. The mom from the interracial couple on The Jeffersons.
8. J.R.'s wife on Dallas
9. Tie: both mom’s from Kate and Allie
10. Another tie: Addam’s Family tv show mom and The Munsters mom.

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