# Who is the most insane Doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 16, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190 "2003-06-16T12:07:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/41 "2003-06-17T11:38:05Z")
I am? Who’s dolly did I break this time? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/42 "2003-06-17T13:07:15Z")
I wanna add my vote to **tomndeb** because he deserves to win every award he’s nominated for. The crazy bastard! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/43 "2003-06-17T13:13:20Z")
Phaedrus. I have the proof, but I’ll post it later. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/44 "2003-06-17T13:38:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*I wanna add my vote to **tomndeb** because he deserves to win every award he’s nominated for. The crazy bastard! \*\* I think the two of us make a fair quorum, **Biggirl**. We win! **Tomndebb** , come on down and accept your award! Or kill us all–you know, however you insane people do things. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/45 "2003-06-17T13:52:27Z")
Two words: Freak. Freely. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/46 "2003-06-17T14:11:12Z")
**Justhink** , **Seethuart** or **Hiryuu** (sp) ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/47 "2003-06-17T15:03:10Z")
What, no one mentioned **Wonko the Insane**? ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/48 "2003-06-17T15:07:51Z")
Isn’t he actually **Wonko the _Sane_** , though? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/49 "2003-06-17T15:17:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > \*\*I think the two of us make a fair quorum, **Biggirl**. We win! > > **Tomndebb** , come on down and accept your award! Or kill us all–you know, however you insane people do things. \*\* _originally posted by me me me me me_ > [@](#): > > Yeah, I hear he goes nuts when you spell his username wrong. Plus, he’s schizo. About **tomndebb**! Hey, I didn’t want to be left out. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/50 "2003-06-17T20:23:40Z")
I’d have to say **Anal Scurvy**. He lets his girlfriend mutilate him with razor blades and stuff then can’t understand why he keeps getting in trouble with the police. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/51 "2003-06-17T20:35:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Phaedrus. > I have the proof, but I’ll post it later. \*\* Okay, that just made me laugh aloud. I tend to agree on this one…I wonder if Phaedrus’ final posts are still on the server somewhere. Oh my god. Truly, the meltdown to end all meltdowns. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/52 "2003-06-17T20:52:45Z")
Well… I’m a single middle-aged white heterosexual male who lives alone, keeps to himself and whose neighbors would say is courteous but quiet… What does THAT say? hmmmmm? According to the FBI I’m the usual suspect… ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/53 "2003-06-17T20:57:03Z")
I don’t think there’s any question that it’s **Freek Freely**. Anyone else is just a pretender to the throne. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/54 "2003-06-17T21:02:48Z")
Don’t forget **FORMERAGENT**. Possibly my all-time favourite. The Finder was… interesting. Good grief, I’ve been hanging here far too long. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/55 "2003-06-17T22:00:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Phaedrus. > I have the proof, but I’ll post it later. \*\* Excellent. Truly excellent. ---
**Author:** ![Themis00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@Themis00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Themis00)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/56 "2003-06-18T00:36:52Z")
Me me me! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/57 "2003-06-18T00:43:19Z")
That **concrete** guy a couple of years back was really, _really_ wierd. I was just a reader then, not even registered. Almost scared me off the place! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/58 "2003-06-18T02:16:50Z")
I almost posted about a banned poster but I know he/she keeps coming back again and again so I wont say who it is because then he/she will bug the boards again and create issues with the mods and admins. But after my day, I would have to say me. I have spent the last two days with my best friend’s 22 month toddler. I love her to death but today she was pushing my buttons. I am spending the rest of the week babysitting because her day care provider is at a boy scout camp and she doesn’t have a back up except for me. I am being redundant but it’s like spending the day with a Teletubbie character (I posted it in another thread and probably will post it in my journal.) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/59 "2003-06-18T03:05:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*_originally posted by me me me me me_ > About **tomndebb**! > > Hey, I didn’t want to be left out. \*\* How insane. I missed **tomndebb** ’s first nomination just a few posts ahead of mine. See what I get for skimming? Sorry, **dantheman**! It won’t happen again in this thread! ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/60 "2003-06-18T03:42:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Globe-trotter \* > **Don’t forget FORMERAGENT. Possibly my all-time favourite.** Oh, man. Just seeing that name again had me in stitches. [This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=22149) was probably his funniest thread, the one where he talks about the “secured net computer” in his car that could only post in all caps. > [@](#): > > \*originally posted by FORMERAGENT \* > **FOR THE LAST TIME PEOPLE… I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MY CAPS. TO COMPLAIN, WRITE MY SUPERIORS AT THIS ADDRESS. [WWW.DIRECTOR@FBI.GOV](mailto:WWW.DIRECTOR@FBI.GOV)** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190.md?page=4)