# Who is the most insane Doper?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 16, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190 "2003-06-16T12:07:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/101 "2003-07-14T00:29:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kat \*  
> \*\*Actually, they _are_ talking to me. And they told me all about what you do at night with the goat and the whipping cream. 😃 \*\*

Doesn’t every red blooded American male have the fantasy of a goat licking whipped cream out of his nostrils? Come on now guys, it’s time to come out of the closet on this one.

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**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/102 "2003-07-14T00:31:05Z")

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Anyone remember Jeremy’s Evil Twin? You know, the guy that thought the Columbine massacre was simply awesome? Yeah, he sent me an e-mail recently, trying to be creepy. It was cute.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/103 "2003-07-14T01:49:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Daoloth \*  
> \*\*Anyone remember Jeremy’s Evil Twin? You know, the guy that thought the Columbine massacre was simply awesome? Yeah, he sent me an e-mail recently, trying to be creepy. It was cute. \*\*

_Awwwwwww_.

Someoine’s got a cruuuush.

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**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/104 "2003-07-14T02:22:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \*  
> \*\*_Awwwwwww_.
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> Someoine’s got a cruuuush. \*\*

Shhhhhh. 😉

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**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/105 "2003-07-14T02:49:46Z")

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Well I have done my research. I have read threads by all the nominees. For perhaps the first time in Dope history I think we have a clear winner. G.Nome is the craziest sumbitch who has ever traipsed across the board. FormerAgent was close, but I have a sneaking suspicion that some of that was for show.

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-insane-doper/182190/106 "2003-07-14T03:12:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dooku \*  
> \*\*For dyed-in-the-wool, crazier than an outhouse rat, batshit **lunacy** , try reading some of **kathatsung** ’s stuff over at Fathom. I’m not sure what Opal’s policy is about linking directly, but you’ll find it. Scary stuff. \*\*

Thank you! I was trying to remember his name, and which board he posts on.

Deeply, deeply, disturbed.

I raise hairless rats and mice. Do I qualify? 😉

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