# Who is the oldest celebrity that you are attracted to?

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**Created:** [January 6, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939 "2010-01-06T19:28:11Z")\
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> [@ErinPuff](#):
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> Nichelle Nichols (77). Runners-up: Patrick Stewart (69) and Elisabeth Sladen (61).

I’m 23, for the record.

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Joey Heatherton - 65 - for those who remember the Serta Mattress commercials. I didn’t know what a Serta was when I was a kid but I know I wanted one desperately.

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Add Al Pacino and David Bowie to my list too. And of course everyone knows I’d give my left arm to do Alice. 😃

I’m 42.

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I’m 39, but ever since I first saw Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, I wanted Gene Wilder more than all the candy in the world. 🙂

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/85 "2010-01-07T14:30:01Z")

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I’ll take (now both Sirs) Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan, with a side of Leonard Nimoy . . .

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/86 "2010-01-07T14:35:52Z")

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Raquel Welch is my answer… she’s been my fantasy cougar for most of my life. She’s now what, 69? She’s still smokin’!

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/87 "2010-01-07T14:50:04Z")

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I’m choosing to answer this by picking the oldest celebrity I actively lust after, as opposed to celebrity I would do. Michelle Pfeiffer is still hot – smokin’ hot for her age – but I don’t really get revved up for her.

Marissa Tomei, at 45, OTOH, I drool over.

I’m 39. Yeah, yeah, a guy who isn’t really into older women. Big surprise.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/88 "2010-01-07T16:37:16Z")

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Oh, Leonard Nimoy! Absolutely able to live long and prosper in my pants, at age 78.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/89 "2010-01-07T17:31:08Z")

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[Bernadette Peters](http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Bernadette-Peters4.jpeg).

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> [@wierdaaron](#):
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> I dunno, probably Jennifer Garner. She’s 37. I’m 23. Forbidden love!

That was the age difference between my first girlfriend and myself (I was 18, she was 32). My folks were _not_ happy.

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Dana Delaney is in her mid-50’s and still smokin’.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/92 "2010-01-07T17:49:10Z")

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I actually forgot the oldest one on my list:

Nigella Lawson, 50.

She doesn’t even have to cook, although I certainly wouldn’t object.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/93 "2010-01-07T17:58:54Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Kate Bush (51) and Isabella Rosellini (57) are it for me, I think.

Seconded, along with a lot already listed. To step it up a few decades, I nominate **Sally Kellerman** at 72. Still looking like Hotlips, and her shower scene in MASH is tattooed in my brain.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/94 "2010-01-07T18:10:39Z")

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Salma Hayek (44)

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Seconding Timothy Dalton – they just don’t make men like that any more.

He’s 63 and I’m 44.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/96 "2010-01-07T18:48:45Z")

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Does it count if they’d be pushing 70 now if they were alive - but unfortunately they died at 43?

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gehGvW-RIkU)

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> [@Short\_Guy](#):
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> Probably [Mary Steenburgen](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005460/), 56 now, although recent pictures suggest some sort of record amount of Botox. I blame _Back to the Future part 3_ for the attraction.

Agreed. She was the MILFiest MILF I ever did see in Step Brothers. Really attractive. And not Botoxed up at all, like it seems now.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/98 "2010-01-07T18:55:02Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> [Bernadette Peters](http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Bernadette-Peters4.jpeg).

In person, and up-close, she looks even better. My chorus performed with her a couple of years ago, just after she turned 60. Up-close, you can tell she’s had work done (no 60-year-old looks \*\*\*that \*\*\*great), but it was done very subtly. They softened her “smile lines” without removing them.

And yes, she’s as nice in person as you’d think. If I were straight, she’d be at the top of my list.

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> [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](#):
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> Does it count if they’d be pushing 70 now if they were alive - but unfortunately they died at 43?
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gehGvW-RIkU&feature=PlayList&p=97E1008536B973B4&playnext=1&playnext\_from=PL&index=78](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gehGvW-RIkU&feature=PlayList&p=97E1008536B973B4&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=78)

Well, if that counts, I’ll have to add George Harrison, Frank Zappa and Leslie Howard.

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The oldest on my list was Derek Jacobi - 71. I’m 47.

I’d second The Daltonator, but I think I’m too old for him.

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