# Who is the oldest celebrity that you are attracted to?

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**Created:** [January 6, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939 "2010-01-06T19:28:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/121 "2010-01-08T09:06:00Z")

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I’m going to have to fight **tumbledown** for Redford. But he won’t be 73 until August. Did you know that he remarried last July?

I would have done Newman until his last day and he was in his 80s.

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> **Erdosain** : I wonder, is hot steamy sex ok when a woman has Osteoporosis?

My doctor says 3 times a day and at bedtime.

This thread has made my day! I don’t feel like I’m quite so ancient.

Zoe, age 66 and a half.

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/122 "2010-01-08T14:58:20Z")

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Don Henley (62)  
Steve Perry (61)  
Bruce Springsteen (60)  
Steve Jobs (55)  
Hugh Laurie (50)\<–I assumed he was older!

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/123 "2010-01-08T16:01:57Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> Heather Locklear always seems to look at least 10 years younger than she actually is.

I don’t know. Have you seen her in the new Melrose Place? She _may_ 10 years younger, but that’s only because she’s been Botoxed all to hell.

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/124 "2010-01-08T16:28:24Z")

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The _first_ one to come to mind was \*Jane Seymour \*who is a full decade older than I am. But there are probably others I haven’t thought of yet.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/125 "2010-01-08T16:48:31Z")

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> [@Krokodil](#):
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> Dolly Parton, 63. How can you not love Dolly?

I dunno; [she’s getting a little carried away with the plastic surgery,](http://aslcdn.celebuzz.com/images/2007/12/dolly_header_120507.jpg) I think.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/126 "2010-01-08T16:56:23Z")

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> [@drm](#):
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> Jessica Lange (60)  
> Meryl Streep (60)

> [@Lightnin](#):
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> Diane Keaton, 64.

> [@Erdosain](#):
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> Nigella Lawson, 50.

These all surprised me, especially Nigella Lawson. Edit: Their ages, that is. Not that people are attracted to them.

I’m going with Pierce Brosnan, 55. He’s hot, and is old enough to be my father.

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/127 "2010-01-08T18:38:26Z")

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I would not kick [Betty White](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/BettyWhiteJune09.jpg) out of bed for eating crackers.

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/128 "2010-01-08T19:44:24Z")

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Harrison Ford, 67

Patrick Stewart, 69

I am 26 years old. Scandalous, I know.

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/129 "2010-01-08T19:59:13Z")

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> [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](#):
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> And even though I hate his guts, and **Diogenes the Cynic** will demand revocation of my liberal card, I would do…um, dare i say it?.. Bill O’Reilly.

Oh, and I’d totally bone Rich Lowry, but at age 40, I wouldn’t say he’s out of my age range for boning. Yes, I would fuck his tighty-righty little brains out.

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/130 "2010-01-08T20:25:16Z")

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> [@Purd\_Werfect](#):
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> I’ll second or third Helen Mirren and Charlotte Rampling.

As soon as I saw the thread title those were the two names that came to mind. They are both ridiculously sexy for their age.

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/131 "2010-01-08T20:34:53Z")

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I’m 35 & I’d bang Raquel Welch like a screen door in a hurricane. There are others that are significantly older than me who would meet the same fate, but the Lovely Raquel is the oldest.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/132 "2010-01-09T00:13:19Z")

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Pierce Brosnan (57)

He is HAWT! (I’m 40)

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/133 "2010-01-09T00:19:14Z")

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I’m 24 for the record - back on page 1, I picked Susan Surrandon (63) and Deforest Kelley circa Star Trek 2 (62). If Dee is cheating, since I’m going back in time, I pick Hugh Laurie (50) as my man-choice.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/134 "2010-01-09T00:22:12Z")

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> [@Erdosain](#):
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> Jean Chatzky, 45

I’ve encountered Ms. Chatzky around New York, and she is as delicious looking IRL as on the tube. Maybe more so. Once she was in a yellow raincoat and strap sandals, and I have to say, she had some of the prettiest feet I have ever seen.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/135 "2010-01-09T01:18:37Z")

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Robert Plant. 61 years old. Grizzled, yes, but you can still see that certain… something.

And another vote for Harrison Ford.

As for you blokes… you mean Helen Mirren isn’t the automatic default setting for this question?

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/136 "2010-01-09T01:43:40Z")

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> [@Maiira](#):
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> David Duchovny (49)  
> Patrick Stewart (69)

Repeating to mention my own age: 22

Also, I can’t believe I forgot Harrison Ford. Actually, I think he was hotter when he was younger, so maybe that doesn’t count so much.

Also, Anderson Cooper’s pretty smokin’, but he’s only 42. Still old enough to be my father, though, so I guess it still counts.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/137 "2010-01-09T02:31:44Z")

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Connie Chung – 63

I’m also going to marry Michele Pfeiffer when I grow up, but Connie has to fit the spirit of this thread.

I’m 48.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/138 "2010-01-09T02:40:43Z")

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[Paloma Picasso](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO81YYkvGFA) 61 this year (2010)

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/139 "2010-01-09T02:48:10Z")

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[Angela Rippon](http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00997/ym-angela-rippon_997751c.jpg) (65)  
Never fancied her in her younger years

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-oldest-celebrity-that-you-are-attracted-to/523939/140 "2010-01-09T03:27:42Z")

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> [@pancakes3](#):
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> the ladies that guys lust after i’m not surprised about. i mean, heck. we guys can pretty much get pumped for any lady if we put our minds to it. the guys that the ladies are clammoring for though…
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> gene wilder? david bowie? christopher walken??
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> color me confused.

No one ever gets my Christopher Walken crush, and I don’t find that too odd. But how can you not understand the appeal of David Bowie?

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