# Who is the Sexiest Man of All Time.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 6, 1999, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796 "1999-12-06T01:49:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/1 "1999-12-06T01:49:00Z")

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Hey we have to have one too!

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“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good  
things.” --Edgar Degas

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**Author:** ![bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunny)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/2 "1999-12-06T02:01:00Z")

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The top the are: Sean Connery  
Val Kilmer  
Harrison Ford

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All we really needed to know we learned in Kindergarden

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/3 "1999-12-06T02:32:00Z")

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Definately count me in for Val Kilmer.

Something about that man and his versatility…

trisha

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/4 "1999-12-06T02:33:00Z")

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Definitely even…

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/5 "1999-12-06T02:41:00Z")

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I have to vote for Matthew MacConaughey, until he opens his mouth and talks, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Edlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8797f3/32.png) [@Edlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edlyn)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/6 "1999-12-06T02:46:00Z")

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Nope, those three don’t do it for me! While I can’t say _any one man_ is the sexiest of all, I will say that a decent looking man with long hair will turn my head around for another look.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/7 "1999-12-06T03:26:00Z")

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Definitely Sean Connery… that man could eat anything he wants in my bed 🙂

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The thing about life is that if you can laugh at yourself and the mistakes you make, then you learn lessons from the things that cause the most pain

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**Author:** ![Andrea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c37758/32.png) [@Andrea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrea)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/8 "1999-12-06T03:43:00Z")

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OK…this is a tough one!!

Sean Connery  
Patrick Stewart  
Val Kilmer  
Mel Gibson  
The blonde guy I saw last night in NYC at the club we went to. :droooool:  
My boyfriend 🙂 🙂 🙂  
Liam Neeson  
Rutger Hauer

: :DISCLAIMER::

This list is in NO PARTICULAR order 🙂

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Mom always said there’d be days like this…she just never said there’d be so MANY of them!!!

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/9 "1999-12-06T04:43:00Z")

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Val Kilmer  
Sean Connery  
Michael Biehn  
And someone who shall remain nameless… _grin_

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“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin

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**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/10 "1999-12-06T04:50:00Z")

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#1: Val Kilmer  
Kevin Costner  
Harrison Ford  
Sean Connery  
Paul Newman

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/11 "1999-12-06T04:53:00Z")

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Me

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**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/12 "1999-12-06T04:58:00Z")

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Dammit, you beat me to it Omniscent!

Oh well, I’ll say it anyways…

## I think this \<URL=http://members.aol.com/cliftondrew/drewred.jpg\>guy\</URL\> is pretty hot if you ask me.

“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,  
But they don’t realize how hard it is  
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”  
– Calvin and Hobbes  
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**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/13 "1999-12-06T05:03:00Z")

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damn, two typos – where’s that internet strength White Out when you need it?

This is what the message was supposed to look like:

Dammit, you beat me to it Omniscient!

Oh well, I’ll say it anyways…

I think this [guy](http://members.aol.com/cliftondrew/drewred.jpg) is pretty hot if you ask me.

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“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,  
But they don’t realize how hard it is  
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”  
– Calvin and Hobbes  
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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/14 "1999-12-06T05:12:00Z")

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How the hell are we supposed to limit it to just one?

Kevin Spacey, Denis Leary, Jeff Goldblum, Gabriel Byrne, Mike Myers, Jeremy Irons, Val Kilmer, Johnny Depp, Joseph Fiennes, John Cusack, John Malkovich, Nicholas Cage, Timothy Hutton, Dennis Quaid, Kevin Kline, etc.

\*Note: The above men, after Kevin Spacey, are listed in no particular order.

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“…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…”  
–Jack Kerouac, _On the Road_

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/15 "1999-12-06T11:21:00Z")

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Harrison Ford, Liam Neeson, Robert Carlyle, Gabriel Byrne, Jeremy Northam.

Ha! Did you actually think I could limit myself to _one_ man? _grin_

Most overrated: Brad Pitt.

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/16 "1999-12-06T12:12:00Z")

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Sean Connery  
Gabriel Bryne  
Colin Firth  
Ioan Gryffth  
Oded Fehr  
James Cagney  
Cary Grant  
Antonio Banderas  
Kevin Spacey  
Kevin Kline  
Will Smith  
Peirce Brosnan

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/17 "1999-12-06T12:16:00Z")

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I forgot John Malkovich and Ed Harris! \<swoon\>

I’m wide awake now. 😉

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/18 "1999-12-06T13:15:00Z")

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Patrick Swazey, Sean Connery, Mel Gibon,  
Lion (hey , I get sex from him, can’t piss him off 😉 ) and that guy in the picture that CowGod provided.

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Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/19 "1999-12-06T14:07:00Z")

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Clint Eastwood.

## Oh, and Mahir! He kiss you!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/20 "1999-12-06T14:14:00Z")

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I know I’m gonna be the Only one saying Joey Ramone.

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