# Who is the Sexiest Man of All Time. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 1999, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796 "1999-12-06T01:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/41 "1999-12-07T11:02:00Z")
Ok, I posted my famous guys above. Now, inspired by MadPoet, I give you my “Sexiest Guys Who Actually Exist” list, including a few members of our little ol’ MB. In no particular order (and my apologies to anyone I leave out) \*Ukelele Ike Guanolad Auraseer TennHippie MadPoet My friend Corey, even though his band sucks And a certain “Teenager” (who would surely get lucky if I were seventeen…) * * * “…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…” –Jack Kerouac, _On the Road_ ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/42 "1999-12-07T11:22:00Z")
Wowee! And I’ve never even actually met you! _blushes like crazy_ * * * -PIGEONMAN- Hero For A New Millennium! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat. If I can be bothered. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/43 "1999-12-07T15:36:00Z")
Uh - let’s see. Alphagene My boyfriend In no particular order. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/44 "1999-12-07T16:16:00Z")
Hmmm . . . It looks like Ukelele Ike and Alphagene have become the Sex Symbols of the SDMB. having met both of them, I shall maintain a ladylike silence on who among them is the hottest. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/45 "1999-12-07T16:49:00Z")
Oh come on Flora…dish. ::moving chair over closer to Flora, sipping tea:: * * * “There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/46 "1999-12-07T16:52:00Z")
Falcon— I would have thought some others would have at least got honerable mention here… ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/47 "1999-12-07T16:54:00Z")
Somebody put Atrael on their list! \ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/48 "1999-12-07T17:04:00Z")
Atrael…you know I loves ya! 🙂 Well fine then…if we’re going for people in real life that I actually KNOW… ## MaxTorque Satan Atrael Auraseer My friend Mark…_sigh_ And my friend Kent, even though he’s married… “There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/49 "1999-12-08T06:27:00Z")
I’ll answer for Squrlcub: Ed Asner ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/50 "1999-12-07T19:02:00Z")
I made a list! Woo hoo! _Kisses Falcon lightly on the wrist_ * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/51 "1999-12-07T19:14:00Z")
Great, I get a pity post…(sigh)… ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/52 "1999-12-07T19:32:00Z")
ok Flora… I want names… dates and pictures… you can’t remain in ladylike silence for long…spill it!! * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/53 "1999-12-07T19:32:00Z")
ok Flora… I want names… dates and pictures… you can’t remain in ladylike silence for long…spill it!! * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/54 "1999-12-07T20:40:00Z")
Atrael…I’m hurt! It wasn’t a pity post at all!! SHEESH! Oh, and remembered someone. Democritus is pretty sexy too…mainly for being one of the biggest sweethearts I know. (And he ain’t bad looking either…) * * * “There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/55 "1999-12-07T20:45:00Z")
Atrael…I’m hurt! It wasn’t a pity post at all!! SHEESH! Oh, and remembered someone. Democritus is pretty sexy too…mainly for being one of the biggest sweethearts I know. (And he ain’t bad looking either…) * * * “There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/56 "1999-12-07T21:24:00Z")
Well, Purple, Ike and Alphie are both sexy in different ways and to different gals . . . Do you like 'em tall, blond, tweedy and wise-cracking? Or do you like 'em dark, whip-thin and smoldering? Maybe you’d prefer to be the cream in that Oreo; in which case, show up at our New York gathering tomorrow night . . . ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/57 "1999-12-07T21:30:00Z")
Hmmm…filling?? Damn, where’s the number of that travel agent…I can get to NY by tomorrow! \ * * * “There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796/58 "1999-12-07T21:53:00Z")
Mmmm oreos are always a nice treat… is there milk to go with them tho? * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-sexiest-man-of-all-time/11796.md?page=2)