# Who is the smartest \[Most Intelligent\] Doper here? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 24, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-most-intelligent-doper-here/34366 "2000-09-24T15:53:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-most-intelligent-doper-here/34366/61 "2000-09-26T22:41:52Z")
There are far too many to pick just one, IMO. I think it also depends on the forums one inhabits most. I post from work, 99% of the time, and therefore need to keep it light, and more importantly, short. So I mostly hang out in MPSIMS. Iā€™m just glad to be able to hold my own in this crowd! ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-most-intelligent-doper-here/34366/62 "2000-09-27T05:02:22Z")
I would have picked Drain Bead, but how can someone who is supposed to be smart be with the guy she chose? šŸ˜‰ * * * Yer pal, Satan - Commissioner, [The Teeming Minions](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full/show?lid=39428&page=leaguehome) \*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Five months, two weeks, four days, 3 hours, 3 minutes and 10 seconds. 6845 cigarettes not smoked, saving $855.64. Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 2 days, 18 hours, 25 minutes. \***ā€œIā€™m a big Genesis fan.ā€-David B. _(Amen, brother!)_** ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-most-intelligent-doper-here/34366/63 "2000-09-27T05:17:16Z")
Lola underestimates how intelligent she is most of the time and since I know her really well I have to give her my vote. Dopers in general seem to be smarter than your average bear so whomever is considered the smartest must be a very bright cookie indeed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-most-intelligent-doper-here/34366.md?page=3)