# Who is the smartest person on the SDMB?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-person-on-the-sdmb/362028>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 25, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-person-on-the-sdmb/362028 "2006-06-25T00:13:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-person-on-the-sdmb/362028/81 "2006-07-03T12:05:18Z")

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> [@Wesley Clark](#):
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> I realize this isn’t the pit, and should’ve posted a rant there instead on the large number of assholes who post on SD. And yes I’d say that to Johns face. My mistake.

So, once you’ve realized you insulted other posters in the wrong forum, one of your first responses was to throw out another insult? That, I don’t get. But, eh.

**John Carter of Mars** already got smacked for his insult, so you should have left it alone; however, since you didn’t and came back with your own, twice, you have your own warning for your efforts.

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**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-person-on-the-sdmb/362028/82 "2006-07-03T16:43:42Z")

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Hard to pick a smartest, but among the people who seem consistently smart are **Sentient Meat** , **CalMeacham** , and **Johanna**. **Blake** gets a nod, though I wouldn’t want to be caught in a dark alley making an unsupported assertion to him.

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-person-on-the-sdmb/362028/83 "2006-07-03T17:12:00Z")

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I’m trying to not just vote for posters I like to read the most.

I gotta’ put in a good word for **Der Trihs** ; superior intellect and gentle demeanor.  
\*\*Lissa \*\* for the same reason.  
\*\*tomndebb \*\* appears to be very well educated and, unlike most well-educated people, knows how to use the knowledge as a tool rather than a club.  
**Polycarp** , also well-educated, masterful with logic, and deep background in religion (really important on some of these threads.)  
\*\*Frank \*\* – razor sharp reasoning, cuts straight to the heart of the matter.

I’m leaving someone out, can’t think of him/her right now.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-person-on-the-sdmb/362028/84 "2006-07-04T00:00:59Z")

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> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> So, once you’ve realized you insulted other posters in the wrong forum, one of your first responses was to throw out another insult? That, I don’t get. But, eh.
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> **John Carter of Mars** already got smacked for his insult, so you should have left it alone; however, since you didn’t and came back with your own, twice, you have your own warning for your efforts.

Fuck you Skip. This board is such a magnet for assholes as I mentioned in my earlier post. And I’m not calling you an asshole for this either, you’ve done other things to earn that title. So fuck you too.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-person-on-the-sdmb/362028/85 "2006-07-04T00:08:28Z")

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> [@Wesley Clark](#):
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> Fuck you Skip. This board is such a magnet for assholes as I mentioned in my earlier post. And I’m not calling you an asshole for this either, you’ve done other things to earn that title. So fuck you too.

Don’t hang yourself [b\Wesley\*\*. I like having you around and I think most of your questions are thought-provoking. Genuine curiosity makes this board go-round. Thanks for giving me a nod earlier as well.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-person-on-the-sdmb/362028/86 "2006-07-04T00:22:21Z")

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> [@Wesley Clark](#):
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> Fuck you Skip. This board is such a magnet for assholes as I mentioned in my earlier post. And I’m not calling you an asshole for this either, you’ve done other things to earn that title. So fuck you too.

\<sigh\>

Is this going to be a royal flame-out, or just a spasm of venom before suspension?

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-smartest-person-on-the-sdmb/362028/87 "2006-07-04T00:40:05Z")

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> [@Wesley Clark](#):
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> Fuck you Skip. This board is such a magnet for assholes as I mentioned in my earlier post. And I’m not calling you an asshole for this either, you’ve done other things to earn that title. So fuck you too.

Could be that I’m an asshole–I’m certainly not the nicest guy in the world; however, you’re welcome to share those feelings about me in the Pit. You’re not welcome to insult other posters in a non-Pit thread, especially after you’ve been warned in the very same thread. You’ve just earned your second warning.

I’m afraid this thread has pretty much been wrecked, so closed it be.

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